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Retirement Funny Pirate Theme with a Vintage Touch
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | With a "Yo-Heave-Ho!" and a "Fare-you-well!" We plunge you deep in the retirement swell! Shiver me timbers, matey, you've done it! |
| Artist: | ©Doreen Erhardt |
| Product Id: | 1386824 |
With a "Yo-Heave-Ho!" and a "Fare-you-well!" We plunge you deep in the retirement swell! Shiver me timbers, matey, you've done it!
Congratulations On Your Retirement or Early…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | RELAX AND PUT YOUR FEET UP |
| Artist: | Dee Gee |
| Product Id: | 1416540 |
RELAX AND PUT YOUR FEET UP
Cartoon of man relaxing in hammock in Australian…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So just relax, you're not over the anthill yet. |
| Artist: | Alan Benge |
| Product Id: | 1420132 |
So just relax, you're not over the anthill yet.
Wishing You A Happy Retirement. A Snowman retires…
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| Inside Text: | It's time to put your feet up. CONGRATULATIONS |
| Artist: | Dee Gee |
| Product Id: | 1421896 |
It's time to put your feet up. CONGRATULATIONS
No More Clock Watching Retirement
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| Inside Text: | Your Time Is Now Your Own Congratulations On Your Retirement. |
| Artist: | Brian McConnell |
| Product Id: | 1428600 |
Your Time Is Now Your Own Congratulations On Your Retirement.
Humorous Retirement Congratulations
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| Inside Text: | Forget the present, I didn't get you one. Congratulations on your retirement. Have lots of fun. |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1439378 |
Forget the present, I didn't get you one. Congratulations on your retirement. Have lots of fun.
Funny Retirement Card, Nacho Average Old Person
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old person. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441868 |
Now you are a retired old person. Congratulations
Funny Retirement Card for a Man, Nacho Average Old…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old man. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441870 |
Now you are a retired old man. Congratulations
Funny Retirement Card for a Woman, Nacho Average…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old lady. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441942 |
Now you are a retired old lady. Congratulations
Retirement Congratulations with Comic Older Man…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Judy Adamson |
| Product Id: | 1469118 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Angry Wife to Retired Man Making Paper Airplanes.
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1473116 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Zen Congratulations - a funny retirement…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bad Poetry Cards |
| Product Id: | 1477850 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Retirement Casual Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Enjoy! |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Product Id: | 1514796 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Enjoy!
Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such the…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Kathleen Johnson |
| Product Id: | 1519912 |
Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement!
Congratulations On Your Retirement With Cartoon…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now that's a really big dill! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1548910 |
Now that's a really big dill!
Congratulations On Retiring Card You Know The Best…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | When you learn they had to hire three people to do your job! Congratulations on your retirement |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1553186 |
When you learn they had to hire three people to do your job! Congratulations on your retirement
Amusing Retirement Congrats and a Bucket for Your…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1562376 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.
Tired of all the Bull Retirement humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement; you've earned it! |
| Artist: | KC Steffensen |
| Product Id: | 1567920 |
When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement; you've earned it!
Funny Retirement Crying Baby Don't Worry About Us
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... in time, we'll be all right. Wishing you all happiness in your retirement! |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Product Id: | 1570616 |
... in time, we'll be all right. Wishing you all happiness in your retirement!
Funny Congratulations On Retirement Card With Man…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1572066 |
Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy!
Hope Your Retirement Is One Big Par Tee Golf Humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It will be of COURSE! |
| Artist: | Judith Gorgone |
| Product Id: | 1578036 |
It will be of COURSE!
Amusing General Retirement Congrats and Porch…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1605942 |
Congratulations on your retirement. Now you can sit back and people-watch without the police being involved.
Funny Retirement Congrats with Hipster Cat…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | HOORAY, HOORAY! Congratulations on reeling in a new chapter in life! |
| Artist: | Doreen Erhardt© |
| Product Id: | 1609888 |
HOORAY, HOORAY! Congratulations on reeling in a new chapter in life!
Retirement Congratulations Favourite (UK spelling)…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you've retired, just go for it! |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Product Id: | 1619638 |
Now you've retired, just go for it!
Cartoon Congrats on Earning Your Retirement Star
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1620820 |
You rightfully earned your star on the company Walk of Fame!
Retirement Walker Chariot with Balloons
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Look forward to the next stage in your life. Enjoy your retirement. |
| Artist: | Norma Cornes |
| Product Id: | 1636348 |
Look forward to the next stage in your life. Enjoy your retirement.
Humorous Retirement I Have A Great Retirement Plan…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | . . . I plan to fish! What's your plan? Happy Retirement! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1693610 |
. . . I plan to fish! What's your plan? Happy Retirement!
Humorous Retirement Another Nice Thing About…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | . . . that every day is employee appreciation day! Congratulations on your Retirement |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1694590 |
. . . that every day is employee appreciation day! Congratulations on your Retirement
Humorous Retirement Congratulations On Your Escape…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Retirement |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1696788 |
Happy Retirement
Congratulations Your Retirement Brought Out A Lot…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I suppose the biggest one is envy! Congratulations |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1708812 |
I suppose the biggest one is envy! Congratulations
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