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My Ballon is limp! Funny card for the a man's…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your Retirement!
Artist: mike shiell
Product Id: 1506056
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Congratulations on your Retirement!

Amusing Retirement Congrats and Time for a New…

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Inside Text: You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1567306
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You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race.

An Ice Flow and a Rude Retirement Congratulations

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Inside Text: You're afuckingquitter.But whatever.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1883034
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You're afuckingquitter.But whatever.

Funny Adult Retirement When I Said You Should Get…

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Inside Text: Happy Retirement!
Artist: Made You Smile
Product Id: 2005270
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Happy Retirement!