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My Ballon is limp! Funny card for the a man's…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your Retirement! |
| Artist: | mike shiell |
| Product Id: | 1506056 |
Congratulations on your Retirement!
Amusing Retirement Congrats and Time for a New…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1567306 |
You've been farting into that cushion for far too many years. Time to give it a rest! Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement from the rat-race.
An Ice Flow and a Rude Retirement Congratulations
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You're afuckingquitter.But whatever. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1883034 |
You're afuckingquitter.But whatever.
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