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Funny lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219708
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I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!

Amusing lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223916
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As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!

Humorous announcement - retirement from justice…

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Inside Text: I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227278
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I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!

Humorous Electrician Retirement Announcement in…

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Inside Text: So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)
Artist: Stacia Gorge
Product Id: 1383904
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So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410978
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I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

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Inside Text: I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421692
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I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

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Inside Text: I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456924
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I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.

Amusing retirement announcement from the postal…

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Inside Text: I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1507166
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I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!

Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…

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Inside Text: It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510658
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It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.

Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667514
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I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!