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Announcement-Retirement-Dog Tag Announcement-Retirement-Dog Tag

Announcement-Retirement-Dog Tag

Product ID:923086
Customize:Cover text, inside text
Artist:Janet Palaggi
Inside Text:

It Has Been An Honor Serving This Great Country!

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Funny lawyer retirement announcement Funny lawyer retirement announcement

Funny lawyer retirement announcement

Product ID:1219708
Customize:Inside text only
Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!

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Amusing lawyer retirement announcement Amusing lawyer retirement announcement

Amusing lawyer retirement announcement

Product ID:1223916
Customize:Inside text only
Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!

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Humorous announcement - retirement from justice system Humorous announcement - retirement from justice system

Humorous announcement - retirement from justice…

Product ID:1227278
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!

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Humorous Electrician Retirement Announcement in Retro Style Humorous Electrician Retirement Announcement in Retro Style

Humorous Electrician Retirement Announcement in…

Product ID:1383904
Customize:Inside text only
Artist:Stacia Gorge
Inside Text:

So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)

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Amusing legal profession retirement announcement - cartoon Amusing legal profession retirement announcement - cartoon

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

Product ID:1410978
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

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Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement announcement cartoon Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement announcement cartoon

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

Product ID:1421692
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

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Amusing retirement announcement from corrections officer cartoon Amusing retirement announcement from corrections officer cartoon

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

Product ID:1456924
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.

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Amusing retirement announcement from the postal service cartoon Amusing retirement announcement from the postal service cartoon

Amusing retirement announcement from the postal…

Product ID:1507166
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!

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Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last rubber chicken meal Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last rubber chicken meal

Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…

Product ID:1510658
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.

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Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or Humorist Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or Humorist

Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or…

Product ID:1667514
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
Inside Text:

I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!

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