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Announcing Retirement A Garden Bench And All The…

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Inside Text: And very busy doing nothing!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 919409
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And very busy doing nothing!

Red trendy sunglasses for Cool and retired…

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Artist: olga hutsul
Product Id: 1071465
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Retirement Beach Chairs

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Inside Text: After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news: I'm Retiring!
Artist: aura2000
Product Id: 1096458
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After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news: I'm Retiring!

Retirement Announcement Tranquil Coastline Sailing…

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Inside Text: Yup, retirement and a life of total bliss!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Product Id: 1100968
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Yup, retirement and a life of total bliss!

Retirement Announcement, with Golf, Sailing and…

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Inside Text: My Retirement Day Has Arrived!Retiree:Date of Retirement:Retiring from:First thing I plan to do:
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1110308
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My Retirement Day Has Arrived!Retiree:Date of Retirement:Retiring from:First thing I plan to do:

Gone fishing retirement announcement

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Artist: aura2000
Product Id: 1115136
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Funny notice of retirement announcement

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Inside Text: It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219538
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It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!

Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash &…

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Inside Text: I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228946
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I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...

Retirement Announcement with Beach Walkway Scene

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Inside Text: Announcing that I have retired. You can find me at the beach!
Artist: Amanda Jorjorian
Product Id: 1237194
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Announcing that I have retired. You can find me at the beach!

Amusing dreams - an announcement of retirement

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Inside Text: I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1239942
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I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!

Funny retirement announcement with clowns cartoon

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Inside Text: Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1318152
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Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.

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Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416
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My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Funny Retirement Announcement and Finally Off Duty…

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Inside Text: I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1436950
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I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.

Chimpanzee Retiring Announcement

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Inside Text: . . . I'm retiring. Time for some serious monkeying around.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1437356
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. . . I'm retiring. Time for some serious monkeying around.

Amusing pulling the plug retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1448930
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I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!

Funny Announcement about Retiring

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Inside Text: I'm retiring.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1462972
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I'm retiring.

Retirement Announcement, The time has come ...…

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Inside Text: ... for this little piggy to fly. I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1464508
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... for this little piggy to fly. I'm retiring!

Retirement Announcement

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Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1474096
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Ahh, Life Is Good On A Tropical Island

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Inside Text: We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!
Artist: James Murphy
Product Id: 1476510
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We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!

Amusing God opens a new door retirement…

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Inside Text: I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1500732
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I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.

Amusing newly-retired male announcing he's made it

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Inside Text: Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509056
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Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!

Amusing Retirement and the Lip Saving Reason for…

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Inside Text: I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510276
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I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.

Grim reaper hobby and a retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1523680
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I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.

Amusing Retirement Announcement and the Ice Floe

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Inside Text: My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1558578
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My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!

Amusing Retirement Announcement and a Long Bucket…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562394
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I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.

Amusing End of a Career Announcement by a Happy…

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Inside Text: It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1572340
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It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!

Comic Announcement of Retirement and Walk of Fame…

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Inside Text: I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1620906
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I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!

Retired Mermaid Happy Retirement

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Inside Text: Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.
Artist: Cynthia Shatzel
Product Id: 1661656
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Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.

Funny Retirement Announcement with French Bulldog…

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Inside Text: Nope! I've changed my mind. Someone else can fetch it now. I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1687574
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Nope! I've changed my mind. Someone else can fetch it now. I'm retiring!

Retiring or Retired

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Inside Text: He's retiring! Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251748
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He's retiring! Oh God.