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Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash & mousetrap card

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Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash & mousetrap card
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Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash & mousetrap card
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Inside Text:
I'M RETIRING!
I took the money and ran!

Now I have time to
spend all that accumulated wealth
on cheap booze, house repairs,
and hemorrhoid creams ...
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Folded 7" x 5" announcement card
Artist Notes:
The numerous decades I worked were worth the hemorrhoids and the rash from the velour desk chair but the cartoon employee in the scene retiring at least has a chance at a reward if he's fast enough. The mousetrap is the company's goodbye gift.
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