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Vintage Festivus Shopping Card

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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56371
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May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!

Vintage-Style Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 57084
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Wishing you the best this Festivus!

Traditional-Style Happy Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71676
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Wishing you the best this Festivus!

Santa Claus Brings Christmas Greetings

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the Festivus season and in the new year! HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 316825
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Wishing you all the best during the Festivus season and in the new year! HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Festivus Celebration - Retro

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Inside Text: Sit on each other's laps. It's part of the "Feats of Strength"
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496904
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Sit on each other's laps. It's part of the "Feats of Strength"

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How To Celebrate Festivus

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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: HipsterDoofus
Product Id: 499202
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All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!

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Happy Festivus From Retro Santa

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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503159
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All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!

Festivus Carolers Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 512578
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

Last Festivus Supper Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 516257
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny

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Inside Text: OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that's possible)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 537606
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OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that's possible)

St. Festivus Holiday Card

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Inside Text: May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 697728
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May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!

House of Lords Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 700575
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus!

Country House Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714884
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

Ring Around the Christmas Tree Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714885
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

Santa Warms Up Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714887
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

Santa Climbs Down the Chimney Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714910
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

To Schmoopie at Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Darling-- There's no one I'd rather air grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714928
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Darling-- There's no one I'd rather air grievances with than you!

Retro-Style Holiday Revelers Festivus Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714932
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

Happy Festivus, pole, dancers

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Inside Text: DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Product Id: 716041
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DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!

Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday…

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Inside Text: May you always be equal to any feats of strength; may you never have many grievances aired against you; may you have a miracle-filled and quite wonderful FESTIVUS!
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Product Id: 855826
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May you always be equal to any feats of strength; may you never have many grievances aired against you; may you have a miracle-filled and quite wonderful FESTIVUS!