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Vintage Festivus Shopping Card Vintage Festivus Shopping Card

Vintage Festivus Shopping Card

Product ID:56371
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!

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Vintage-Style Festivus Card Vintage-Style Festivus Card

Vintage-Style Festivus Card

Product ID:57084
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you the best this Festivus!

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Traditional-Style Happy Festivus Card Traditional-Style Happy Festivus Card

Traditional-Style Happy Festivus Card

Product ID:71676
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you the best this Festivus!

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Santa Claus Brings Christmas Greetings Santa Claus Brings Christmas Greetings

Santa Claus Brings Christmas Greetings

Product ID:316825
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best during the Festivus season and in the new year! HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Festivus Celebration - Retro Festivus Celebration - Retro

Festivus Celebration - Retro

Product ID:496904
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Artist:Tom Rent
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Sit on each other's laps. It's part of the "Feats of Strength"

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How To Celebrate Festivus

Product ID:499202
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All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!

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Happy Festivus From Retro Santa

Product ID:503159
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!

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Festivus Carolers Card Festivus Carolers Card

Festivus Carolers Card

Product ID:512578
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

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Last Festivus Supper Card Last Festivus Supper Card

Last Festivus Supper Card

Product ID:516257
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!

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Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny

Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny

Product ID:537606
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Artist:Tom Rent
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OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that's possible)

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St. Festivus Holiday Card St. Festivus Holiday Card

St. Festivus Holiday Card

Product ID:697728
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!

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House of Lords Festivus Card House of Lords Festivus Card

House of Lords Festivus Card

Product ID:700575
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best at Festivus!

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Country House Festivus Card Country House Festivus Card

Country House Festivus Card

Product ID:714884
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

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Ring Around the Christmas Tree Festivus Card Ring Around the Christmas Tree Festivus Card

Ring Around the Christmas Tree Festivus Card

Product ID:714885
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

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Santa Warms Up Festivus Card Santa Warms Up Festivus Card

Santa Warms Up Festivus Card

Product ID:714887
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

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Santa Climbs Down the Chimney Festivus Card Santa Climbs Down the Chimney Festivus Card

Santa Climbs Down the Chimney Festivus Card

Product ID:714910
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

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To Schmoopie at Festivus Card To Schmoopie at Festivus Card

To Schmoopie at Festivus Card

Product ID:714928
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Darling-- There's no one I'd rather air grievances with than you!

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Retro-Style Holiday Revelers Festivus Card Retro-Style Holiday Revelers Festivus Card

Retro-Style Holiday Revelers Festivus Card

Product ID:714932
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!

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Happy Festivus, pole, dancers Happy Festivus, pole, dancers

Happy Festivus, pole, dancers

Product ID:716041
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Artist:Evelyn Mancino
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DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!

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Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday Elements Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday Elements

Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday…

Product ID:855826
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Artist:MissPrinteditions
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May you always be equal to any feats of strength; may you never have many grievances aired against you; may you have a miracle-filled and quite wonderful FESTIVUS!

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