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Festivus Isn't Over!

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Inside Text: Rules are rules! Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71223
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Rules are rules! Happy Festivus!

Happy Festivus

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Inside Text: How about you get your pole out and I'll start airing grievances.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 250759
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How about you get your pole out and I'll start airing grievances.

Two Things You'd Like For Festivus

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Inside Text: Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276296
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Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Look At What You're Getting For Festivus!

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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276304
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A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276308
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Wishing you all the best this Festivus!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

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Inside Text: Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276310
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Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

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Inside Text: Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276312
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Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276316
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A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Two Things You'd Like For Festivus

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Inside Text: Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276322
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Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Happy Festivus!

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Inside Text: May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276328
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May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

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Inside Text: May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276332
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May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!

Belated Festivus Wishes

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Inside Text: Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all! HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276338
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Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all! HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Guess What You're Getting For Festivus

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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276342
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A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

What You Really Want for Festivus!

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Inside Text: Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (What ELSE did you want?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 282786
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Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (What ELSE did you want?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Festivus Celebration - Retro Sexy

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Inside Text: Make Love in front of a roaring family.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496907
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Make Love in front of a roaring family.

Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor

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Inside Text: We've covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 952579
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We've covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy!

Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon

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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Product Id: 1124472
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!

Amusing Festivus pole and holiday greeting

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Inside Text: Your Festivus Pole doesn't have to be empty. Enjoy the Holiday your way!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1454848
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Your Festivus Pole doesn't have to be empty. Enjoy the Holiday your way!