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Festivus Isn't Over! Festivus Isn't Over!

Festivus Isn't Over!

Product ID:71223
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Rules are rules! Happy Festivus!

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Happy Festivus Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus

Product ID:250759
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Artist:Tom Rent
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How about you get your pole out and I'll start airing grievances.

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Two Things You'd Like For Festivus Two Things You'd Like For Festivus

Two Things You'd Like For Festivus

Product ID:276296
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Look At What You're Getting For Festivus! Look At What You're Getting For Festivus!

Look At What You're Getting For Festivus!

Product ID:276304
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

Product ID:276308
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Wishing you all the best this Festivus!

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

Product ID:276310
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

Product ID:276312
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

Product ID:276316
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Two Things You'd Like For Festivus Two Things You'd Like For Festivus

Two Things You'd Like For Festivus

Product ID:276322
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Happy Festivus! Happy Festivus!

Happy Festivus!

Product ID:276328
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus!

Product ID:276332
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!

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Belated Festivus Wishes Belated Festivus Wishes

Belated Festivus Wishes

Product ID:276338
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all! HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Guess What You're Getting For Festivus Guess What You're Getting For Festivus

Guess What You're Getting For Festivus

Product ID:276342
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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What You Really Want for Festivus! What You Really Want for Festivus!

What You Really Want for Festivus!

Product ID:282786
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Artist:Hipster Doofus
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Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (What ELSE did you want?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Festivus Celebration - Retro Sexy Festivus Celebration - Retro Sexy

Festivus Celebration - Retro Sexy

Product ID:496907
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Artist:Tom Rent
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Make Love in front of a roaring family.

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Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor

Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor

Product ID:952579
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Artist:Bright
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We've covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy!

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Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon

Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon

Product ID:1124472
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Artist:Ron Magnes
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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Amusing Festivus pole and holiday greeting Amusing Festivus pole and holiday greeting

Amusing Festivus pole and holiday greeting

Product ID:1454848
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Artist:Bruce Bolinger
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Your Festivus Pole doesn't have to be empty. Enjoy the Holiday your way!

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