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New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214
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Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

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Boobs Reduced - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382220
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Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK though. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387278
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Glad everything went OK though. Congratulations!

Operation Congratulations

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387285
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Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

Brain Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387296
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Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

Cancer Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387299
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Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

Cosmetic Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387306
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Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013
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Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416238
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I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Better late than never! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 424041
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Better late than never! Congratulations!

Cosmetic Surgery Humor - Retro

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Inside Text: Obviously not. Your Cosmetic Surgery looks great! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437116
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Obviously not. Your Cosmetic Surgery looks great! Congratulations!

Congratulations Breasts Boobs - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438503
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Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Congratulations!

Congratulations Breasts Boobs - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your gender change is exciting to witness. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438504
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Your gender change is exciting to witness. Congratulations!

Boobs are OUT - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your gender change is exciting to witness. Hey, you're becoming a man! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438510
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Your gender change is exciting to witness. Hey, you're becoming a man! Congratulations!

Boobs Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You look great, and soon will Feel Great. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438512
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You look great, and soon will Feel Great. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438515
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Congratulations!

Pacemaker Surgery Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your new pacemaker will give you a whole new lease on life! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438517
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Your new pacemaker will give you a whole new lease on life! Congratulations!

Surgery Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your surgery gives you a whole new lease on life! Let's hope it's a long lease! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438518
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Your surgery gives you a whole new lease on life! Let's hope it's a long lease! Congratulations!

Boob Job Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489790
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When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! CONGRATULATIONS!

Boob Job II - Funny

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Inside Text: They likely will keep men from grabbing your ass. Perhaps.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489796
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They likely will keep men from grabbing your ass. Perhaps.

Breast Reduction - Funny

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Inside Text: Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Congratulations
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489814
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Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Congratulations

Congratulations Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489821
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Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!

Sex Change Surgery - Funny

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Inside Text: Sex change Gender reassignment Ambiguous sexuality It's still you right? That's all that matters! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489830
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Sex change Gender reassignment Ambiguous sexuality It's still you right? That's all that matters! Congratulations!

Breast Reduction Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your Breast Reduction Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499296
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Congratulations on your Breast Reduction Surgery!

Boob Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: ... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Congratulations, dear, ... I think.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562724
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... yes, I know what you call them, but I'll refer to them simply as breasts. Congratulations, dear, ... I think.

Gender Reassignment Sex Change - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Sex parts? Let me just say that if the parts fit the engine, then simply enjoy the new road ahead. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562728
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Sex parts? Let me just say that if the parts fit the engine, then simply enjoy the new road ahead. Congratulations!

Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: From this I gather your surgery went well. I'm clearly thrilled! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565980
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From this I gather your surgery went well. I'm clearly thrilled! Congratulations!!

Gall Bladder Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565989
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Maybe you should get other things removed! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!

Hysterectomy Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the Hysterectomy went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565992
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Almost like a new person! Glad the Hysterectomy went well! Congratulations!!

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Kidney Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565996
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Almost like a new person! Glad the surgery went well! Congratulations!!