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Congratulations on Surviving Your Root Canal

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Inside Text: Did it hurt less than flossing?
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 56079

Did it hurt less than flossing?

Congratulations on Your Liposuction

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Inside Text: Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81834

Now you're so much thinner, I'll bet you're glad of that. I hope you stay a winner, and not regain this once lost fat.

Congratulations on Your Face Lift

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Inside Text: Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 81842

Where did all your wrinkles go? The crow's feet, too, aren't there. Your new young face is quite the show, catching young men as they stare.

Congratulations On Getting A CPAP For Your Sleep…

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Inside Text: It's like hooking up a flight mask. It makes you look less boring. And now your family won't have to ask for you to stop your snoring.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 100133

It's like hooking up a flight mask. It makes you look less boring. And now your family won't have to ask for you to stop your snoring.

Implant Congrads

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Inside Text: Congratulations On The New Improved You!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Product Id: 257565

Congratulations On The New Improved You!

Congratulations On Getting Your Gallbladder…

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Inside Text: That seering pain inside your gut Was just a bad gallbladder. The surgery was a pain in the butt, But now you feel less badder.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 322015

That seering pain inside your gut Was just a bad gallbladder. The surgery was a pain in the butt, But now you feel less badder.

New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214

Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

Boobs Reduced - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382220

Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK though. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387278

Glad everything went OK though. Congratulations!

Operation Congratulations

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387285

Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

Brain Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387296

Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

Cancer Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387299

Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

Cosmetic Surgery - Congrats

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387306

Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Congratulations!

BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013

Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416238

I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Better late than never! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 424041

Better late than never! Congratulations!

Trans Woman 1

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Inside Text: New Hair New Wardrobe New Name Congratulations on the New You!
Artist: Reel Cards
Product Id: 435602

New Hair New Wardrobe New Name Congratulations on the New You!

Trans Man 1

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Inside Text: New Hair, New Wardrobe and a New Name Congratulations on the New You
Artist: Reel Cards
Product Id: 436138

New Hair, New Wardrobe and a New Name Congratulations on the New You

Cosmetic Surgery Humor - Retro

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Inside Text: Obviously not. Your Cosmetic Surgery looks great! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437116

Obviously not. Your Cosmetic Surgery looks great! Congratulations!

Congratulations Breasts Boobs - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438503

Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Congratulations!

Congratulations Breasts Boobs - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your gender change is exciting to witness. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438504

Your gender change is exciting to witness. Congratulations!

Boobs are OUT - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your gender change is exciting to witness. Hey, you're becoming a man! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438510

Your gender change is exciting to witness. Hey, you're becoming a man! Congratulations!

Boobs Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You look great, and soon will Feel Great. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438512

You look great, and soon will Feel Great. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438515

You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Congratulations!

Pacemaker Surgery Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your new pacemaker will give you a whole new lease on life! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438517

Your new pacemaker will give you a whole new lease on life! Congratulations!

Surgery Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Your surgery gives you a whole new lease on life! Let's hope it's a long lease! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438518

Your surgery gives you a whole new lease on life! Let's hope it's a long lease! Congratulations!

Trans Man 2

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Inside Text: It's Great To See The Real You Congratulations
Artist: Reel Cards
Product Id: 479149

It's Great To See The Real You Congratulations

Trans Woman 2

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Inside Text: It's Great To See The Real You Congratulations
Artist: Reel Cards
Product Id: 479150

It's Great To See The Real You Congratulations

Boob Job Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489790

When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! CONGRATULATIONS!

Boob Job II - Funny

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Inside Text: They likely will keep men from grabbing your ass. Perhaps.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489796

They likely will keep men from grabbing your ass. Perhaps.