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Amusing adult lucky once a year happy birthday…

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Inside Text: So, once a year you get lucky and you'll have to beg me to stop, big boy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1382376
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So, once a year you get lucky and you'll have to beg me to stop, big boy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing Happy Birthday Talking Underwear Greeting…

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Inside Text: I promise you a happy day on this birthday of yours. I'll have my underwear call your underwear! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1382902
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I promise you a happy day on this birthday of yours. I'll have my underwear call your underwear! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Funny Courtroom Humor On Your Birthday - Adult…

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Inside Text: You're also well-birthdayed! Congratulations!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408244
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You're also well-birthdayed! Congratulations!

Fun flying naked bird man on his birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. SOAR!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415456
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It's your birthday. SOAR!

Amusing pole dancing money card for your 21st…

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Inside Text: You're legal! Here's a bit of money for your 21st birthday. Spend it wisely.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1454836
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You're legal! Here's a bit of money for your 21st birthday. Spend it wisely.

Amusing Cartoon Fortune-teller Wishing an Adult…

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Inside Text: I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday, you dog. Have a happy one!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1455810
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I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday, you dog. Have a happy one!

Amusing birthday night out invitation to…

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Inside Text: I'd like to celebrate your birthday and arrange a night out with you. I can promise an entertaining time, cheap drinks and a dry, warm nose. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1460010
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I'd like to celebrate your birthday and arrange a night out with you. I can promise an entertaining time, cheap drinks and a dry, warm nose. Happy Birthday!

Amusing adult riding the range cowboy birthday…

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Inside Text: I hope you get an excess of what you like on your birthday: happiness, cake and saddle sores! Have a grande birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1465690
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I hope you get an excess of what you like on your birthday: happiness, cake and saddle sores! Have a grande birthday!

Amusing Happy Birthday wish from an alien couple…

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Inside Text: The two of us wish you cake, ice cream and an other-worldly probing on your birthday! Have a happy one!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1475846
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The two of us wish you cake, ice cream and an other-worldly probing on your birthday! Have a happy one!

Adult visual on how birthday balloon animals are…

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Inside Text: Balloons are one of the many ways to celebrate your birthday. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490298
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Balloons are one of the many ways to celebrate your birthday. Happy Birthday!

Amusing adult birthday wish for him and his bad…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday you dirty, dirty dog!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509968
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Happy Birthday you dirty, dirty dog!

Off-color Birthday Dinner Invitation If They're…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday and I'd love to take you to dinner. I'll pick the spot though because you have absolutely no taste. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Love Ya'!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1560418
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It's your birthday and I'd love to take you to dinner. I'll pick the spot though because you have absolutely no taste. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Love Ya'!

Amusing Adult Happy Birthday and a Promise of…

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Inside Text: I just wasn't sure what to get my lady for her birthday. Confusion overwhelmed me. I finally settled on drinks, this card and a leisurely tick check afterwards. Happy birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1569690
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I just wasn't sure what to get my lady for her birthday. Confusion overwhelmed me. I finally settled on drinks, this card and a leisurely tick check afterwards. Happy birthday!

Amusing Country & Western Adult Happy Birthday…

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Inside Text: Hey, cowboy! It's your birthday, old timer! Let's saddle up. I'd really love to ride you off into the sunset on your special day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1603314
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Hey, cowboy! It's your birthday, old timer! Let's saddle up. I'd really love to ride you off into the sunset on your special day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Adult Birthday Message for Her and a Ticklish…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday, girl. I've planned something very special for you. You don't have to dress for this occasion.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1708014
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It's your birthday, girl. I've planned something very special for you. You don't have to dress for this occasion.

Comic birthday wish from the Fairy Cardmother

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Inside Text: POOF!! You're a virgin again! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1183950
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POOF!! You're a virgin again! Happy Birthday!

Funny Suggestive Birthday Greeting to Either Sex

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Inside Text: It's your birthday andI suggest we should celebrate.Waddya' say we ... ah ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1197202
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It's your birthday andI suggest we should celebrate.Waddya' say we ... ah ...

Funny tongue-in-cheek Birthday greeting - meds and…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday and you've earned a proper tongue lashing. You will have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1232850
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It's your birthday and you've earned a proper tongue lashing. You will have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing Birthday promise of a good time cartoon

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Inside Text: On your birthday I offer you my version of Camelot, a fabled place of glittering romance and never-ending happiness ... and maybe a hump or two.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1242100
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On your birthday I offer you my version of Camelot, a fabled place of glittering romance and never-ending happiness ... and maybe a hump or two.

Humorous cowboy - adult birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: Hey, cowboy! It's your birthday and you definitely won't need keys for this HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIDE!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1323622
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Hey, cowboy! It's your birthday and you definitely won't need keys for this HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIDE!

Humorous general happy birthday adult cartoon

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. You actually are my hobby and my plaything and you can put your hands anywhere you please. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1340982
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It's your birthday. You actually are my hobby and my plaything and you can put your hands anywhere you please. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Humorous what-makes-you-happy birthday wish…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday again, old dog. I hope you get something that makes you happy on this day. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1344524
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It's your birthday again, old dog. I hope you get something that makes you happy on this day. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny a friend getting older birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: You're getting older, old friend. Menu choices are now column A, column B or column S for soft. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1352664
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You're getting older, old friend. Menu choices are now column A, column B or column S for soft. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing Lover's Leap birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: I love you and want to celebrate each and every birthday with you through the years, over and over and over ... and ... over ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY my love!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1358672
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I love you and want to celebrate each and every birthday with you through the years, over and over and over ... and ... over ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY my love!

Funny dietary birthday suggestion for a woman…

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Inside Text: Cake, icing, wine and pubic hair. Darlin', have a healthy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1358756
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Cake, icing, wine and pubic hair. Darlin', have a healthy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Amusing female Birthday bird in elegant underwear…

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Inside Text: Me in designer underwear. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1360408
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Me in designer underwear. Happy Birthday!

Amusing Serial Birthday Carder Cartoon

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Inside Text: Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you'll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1366004
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Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you'll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch.

Amusing vintage underwear happy birthday to him

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Inside Text: In 1908, the record for getting into a woman's unmentionables was 3 minutes and 36 seconds. Let's see if you can beat that, Birthday Boy! Have a Happy One!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1370814
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In 1908, the record for getting into a woman's unmentionables was 3 minutes and 36 seconds. Let's see if you can beat that, Birthday Boy! Have a Happy One!

Amusing Sexy Birthday Cow and a Birthday Promise

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Inside Text: Rude works for me. I'll have something special for you to unwrap on your birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1724674
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Rude works for me. I'll have something special for you to unwrap on your birthday!

Fun Sexy Fisherman's Trophy Codpiece Catch and…

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Inside Text: I know nothing about fishing but when you said you had snagged a huge codpiece you had me hooked. Let's have a wet and wild birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1726216
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I know nothing about fishing but when you said you had snagged a huge codpiece you had me hooked. Let's have a wet and wild birthday!