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Sexy Stride
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I can't wait to tell you more ... |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 163207 |
I can't wait to tell you more ...
Birthday Fantasy
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | IOU something you will never forget. xxx |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 164670 |
IOU something you will never forget. xxx
Birthday Wish
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | When you blow out the candles and make a wish, be specific. Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Barbara Mack |
| Product Id: | 168992 |
When you blow out the candles and make a wish, be specific. Happy Birthday!
Sexy Happy Birthday Egg!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Get laid!Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Product Id: | 200250 |
Get laid!Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Naughty
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You Dirty Old Man!! |
| Artist: | © 2009 Steve Delmonte |
| Product Id: | 208776 |
You Dirty Old Man!!
Sexy Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211083 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 100th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211092 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 95th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211101 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 90th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211107 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 85th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211111 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 80th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211117 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 75th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211125 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 70th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211133 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 65th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211137 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 60th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211145 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 55th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211153 |
I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Sexy 50th Birthday Card - Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I gave him the night off.Well, that ended at midnight.Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 211161 |
I gave him the night off.Well, that ended at midnight.Happy Birthday!
I'm Looking For The Birthday Boy!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I Found Him! |
| Artist: | Alice's Artwerks |
| Product Id: | 211822 |
I Found Him!
Happy Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I know what you like,now let's do a few thingsthat you LOVE. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 214167 |
I know what you like,now let's do a few thingsthat you LOVE.
Happy Birthday - for Her
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Or should I just finish mowing the lawn like I am supposed to? Happy Birthday Honey! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 220609 |
Or should I just finish mowing the lawn like I am supposed to? Happy Birthday Honey!
Happy Birthday Sexy
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I know you would like a silicon filled booby doll for your Birthday but this card will have to do. Cheers! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 228074 |
I know you would like a silicon filled booby doll for your Birthday but this card will have to do. Cheers!
Prime Cougar Meat
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday You're not getting older you're now Prime Cougar Meat! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 228330 |
Happy Birthday You're not getting older you're now Prime Cougar Meat!
Cougar Hunter
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday you're now old enough to Hunt Cougars! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 228787 |
Happy Birthday you're now old enough to Hunt Cougars!
Prime Bait
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday! You're now Cougar Bait! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 229098 |
Happy Birthday! You're now Cougar Bait!
Cupid's Chase
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday Let the Chase Begin! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 229104 |
Happy Birthday Let the Chase Begin!
Birthday Party Invitation!
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It would be MICE if you could join the party! For: Place: Date & Time: RSVP: |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Product Id: | 231239 |
It would be MICE if you could join the party! For: Place: Date & Time: RSVP:
Happy Birthday Tiger
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Ready to get Frisky! |
| Artist: | Kevin Middleton |
| Product Id: | 245208 |
Ready to get Frisky!
Thoroughbred for Your Birthday
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | 'cause I figured you'd enjoy something big and powerful between your thighs for a change! |
| Artist: | Corrie Kuipers |
| Product Id: | 260562 |
'cause I figured you'd enjoy something big and powerful between your thighs for a change!
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