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Customize Retirement Announcement, Photo Card -…

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1026809

Announcing My Retirement, Abstract, Customize…

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Inside Text: I am pleased to announce my retirement! Future plans include spending time on my hobbies and the honey-do list ...
Artist: alan & marcia socolik
Product Id: 1029597

I am pleased to announce my retirement! Future plans include spending time on my hobbies and the honey-do list ...

Red trendy sunglasses for Cool and retired…

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Artist: olga hutsul
Product Id: 1071465

Retirement Beach Chairs

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Inside Text: After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news: I'm Retiring!
Artist: aura2000
Product Id: 1096458

After many happy years I'm pleased to share the news: I'm Retiring!

Retirement Announcement, with Golf, Sailing and…

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Inside Text: My Retirement Day Has Arrived!Retiree:Date of Retirement:Retiring from:First thing I plan to do:
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Product Id: 1110308

My Retirement Day Has Arrived!Retiree:Date of Retirement:Retiring from:First thing I plan to do:

Funny notice of retirement announcement

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Inside Text: It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219538

It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!

Funny lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219708

I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!

Humorous announcement - retirement from justice…

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Inside Text: I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227278

I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!

Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash &…

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Inside Text: I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228946

I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...

Amusing dreams - an announcement of retirement

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Inside Text: I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1239942

I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!

Funny retirement announcement with clowns cartoon

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Inside Text: Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1318152

Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.

Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416

My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410978

I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

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Inside Text: I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421692

I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

Funny Retirement Announcement and Finally Off Duty…

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Inside Text: I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1436950

I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.

Amusing pulling the plug retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1448930

I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

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Inside Text: I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456924

I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.

Retirement Announcement

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Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1474096

Ahh, Life Is Good On A Tropical Island

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Inside Text: We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!
Artist: James Murphy
Product Id: 1476510

We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!

Amusing God opens a new door retirement…

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Inside Text: I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1500732

I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.

Amusing retirement announcement from the postal…

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Inside Text: I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1507166

I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!

Amusing newly-retired male announcing he's made it

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Inside Text: Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509056

Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!

Amusing Retirement and the Lip Saving Reason for…

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Inside Text: I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510276

I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.

Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…

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Inside Text: It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510658

It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.

Grim reaper hobby and a retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1523680

I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.

Amusing Retirement Announcement and the Ice Floe

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Inside Text: My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1558578

My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!

Amusing End of a Career Announcement by a Happy…

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Inside Text: It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1572340

It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!

Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667514

I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's retiring. Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362465

He's retiring. Oh God.

Retirement Notice

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Inside Text: The time has come for me to retire, so I'm taking this opportunity to say, Thank you for all your tireless support, It's been an honor working with you each and every day.
Product Id: 370065

The time has come for me to retire, so I'm taking this opportunity to say, Thank you for all your tireless support, It's been an honor working with you each and every day.