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Announcements Divorce We Really Broke Up And Not…

We really broke up And not just over the cartoon

Single Again: Divorce, Breakup: Girl Standing on…

It's With Deep Regret That I Want To Let You Know My Relationship Has Come To An End

Divorce Announcement-Humor-Customizable Card

I feel 150 lbs Lighter!

Custom Divorced Photo Card

I'm not ashamed and I'm not sad. I'm happy and relieved! Just thought you'd like to know!

I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED - HUMOR - MONEY …

. . . I think I'll just give my house to the next woman I meet.

Divorce Announcement Western Cowboys and Cowgirls

_____________________ & ____________________are going our separate ways.This break up is best for both of us andwe appreciate your support.

THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE, girl and bird

Good riddance - Divorce/Break Up

Comic, sarcastic You Won

Yep, you're a winner for certain. And I'm so, so glad to be the loser.

Amusing divorce announcement

The locksmith is done and the chains are off ... My divorce is FINAL!

Humorous break-up announcement from Lover's Leap

I thought I'd let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.

It's Over Separation Announcement Bride and Groom…

Just to let you know that our marriage has ended.

Amusing announcement of ending a relationship…

Our relationship's been on a rough road for a long time but I finally got the stones to leave. Thanks for your support in my time of rebuilding.

Funny cartoon - divorce announcement

My divorce is final. The dreams of my marriage past have become shadows as I move forward in an undimmed journey of new, brilliant visions and dreams. I will shine.

Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon

I'm breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!

We're Getting Divorced Announcement

We are divorcing.

Divorce, humor, single again, lady liberty

We're done; he's gone. It's finally legal. And now I'm alone, but feeling Regal! So glad to say sad songs won't do. I've cried enough before we were through. Please put your hands in the air for me, I'm single, yes! I'm free ... free, free!

Funny break up announcement with elephants cartoon

I'm sorry we could never see eye to eye. Breaking up with you will be the best for us both.

Amusing you're an ass declaration cartoon

... By you but now I see you're a real asshole.

Scissors Cutting Word 'MARRIED' Divorce…

Just wanted to let you know that I am divorced and feeling happy with myself

Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon

I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.

Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon

Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.

You broke my heart, goodbye photo card

GOODBYE.

Amusing Lover's Leap Break Up and Good Bye Cartoon

You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.

It's over, Divorce Announcement, Shouting Cat

My divorce is final. No more fighting like cats and dogs. I'm free again!

Divorced Bald Man Shows Off His New Assets

Here's to a new beginning

Divorced Lady clears away Ex Husbands belongings…

Best Wishes for a brighter future

I Have Just Been Served with Divorce Papers…

It wasn't soup!It was divorce papers!

Amusing announcement of a break up & strong…

We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.

Amusing announcement of breaking up and mirrors

Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.

Divorce Announcement, Dumping His Ass

I dumped his ass!

Amusing divorce announcement on incompatibility…

I'm saddened to let you know we've decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I'm DC and we're simply incompatible.

Funny Sorry to Announce Divorce From Him Cartoon

I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but I shed his stones and I'm free now to change my name!

The Pawn is gone, decrees the Queen Divorce…

I am officially divorced and enjoying my new-found freedom, announces the Queen (that's me). Let the kingdom rejoice and P A R T Y (that's everyone else and me)!

Breaking Up Message Conveyed by a Witty and Lovely…

I'm looking up, I need some air. I have to leave you, but don't despair. Maybe a break is all I need. I'm tangled in you, thought and deed. We've had great times, you did not fail. It's me who needs a whole new tale!

Amusing Announcement of Woman's Well-deserved…

Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him!

Notice of a Break Up and Divorce and a Sinking…

We kept what we had afloat for as long as we could but I'm sorry to say we pulled the plug and we're no longer together. Keep us kindly in your thoughts as we sail on separately.

Split Peas Funny Break Up Announcement Cartoon

Sorry to say we're not sharing the same pod anymore.

Divorce Announcement We've Drifted Apart Nautical…

... via a divorce. We wanted our family and friends to know.

Amusing Divorce Announcement and Life-saving…

I'm sorry and saddened to announce we're divorcing. But please know I'm taking this solemn step to save my very life.

Male's Announcement of a Break Up and Failure…

We're breaking up and it's a very tough thing to do. I'm not certain what happened but I accept the majority of the blame and failure. I'm working on a future so stay tuned.

The Revelation End of a Relationship Ending in…

My relationship is coming apart and it's a very tough thing on me. I'm not certain what happened but I'm working through understanding why. I appreciate your thoughts and support.

Announcement of divorce or break up through jail…

I'm greatly saddened to speak to you of our separation but we've done it before someone wakes up in jail. We can now move into futures that are better for each of us.

A COVID-19 Related Break Up Announcement or…

It's not the COVID-19. It really is you. You've been kicked off the island.

Relationship Ended, On My Own Again, Woman on…

Many things are unforeseen, and this is one of those; the partnership that I was in has now come to a close. It makes me sad, but I believe the future can be bright. Just had to tell you, and to say that I will be all right!

A Divorce Announcement of Cupid Ending Love…

The divorce has been horrible for both of us. The ending is beyond imagination.

Relationship Breakup Letting You Know with…

Many things are unforeseen, and this is one of those; The partnership that I was in has now come to a close. It makes me sad, but I believe the future can be bright. Just had to tell you, and to say that I will be alright!

Relationship Breakup Flying Solo Again with Blue…

Many things are unforeseen, and this is one of those. The partnership that I was in has now come to a close. It makes me sad, but I believe the future can be bright. Just had to tell you, and to say that I will be alright!

Announcement of Breakup or Divorce Flying Solo…

Many things are unforeseen, and this is one of those; the partnership that I was in has now come to a close. It makes me sad but I believe the future can be bright, just had to tell you and to say that I will be alright!

Amicable Divorce / Friendly Breakup

Full Stop! - Divorce, Break up card

We have to bring our life into focus.

BROKEN HEART

We Bad

Love is a many blended thing.

Divorced - Yippee!

And I'm finally rid of them all !!!

Rhino hRino!

I heard he met his new girlfriendat the local watering hole!

divorce announcement, cat

I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic....

We Broke Up

I may need your help celebrating.

Divorce is Final Party Invitation

Time to CELEBRATE! Date: Time: Place: Other:

Dumped Him Finally

I want to CELEBRATE! (and I need your help!)

Divorce is Final

YIPPEE !!! I'M FINALLY RID OF THEM ALL!!! (and I want to Celebrate!)

Divorce is Final !

Oh Happy Day !

Smarter Than You Look

I'M ON THE PROWL AGAIN. WISH ME LUCK!

Divorce is Final - from a Guy

We better drink down her half of the Booze supply before she does it herself!

Divorce is Final - from a Lady

So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away!

AMICABLE

IT WASN'T EASY, BUT NOW I'M BACK IN CIRCULATION!

Cartoon Girl Car Angry at Cartoon Boy Car, Break…

... You have a tiny, little engine!

Cartoon Garbage Truck, Knowing You has been a…

You can't dump on me anymore!

Divorce is Final

OK, it wasn't that easy, but the point is, IT'S OVER !!!

AMICABLE DIVORCE

Divorcing a Jerk

So now I'm divorcing a Jerk. Finally!

Dear John

Divorce

Congratulations On Your Divorce - His Loss!

Prince Charming Card

Just remember there are plenty of other tadpoles in the pond

Divorce or Break-Up

We always saw eye-to-eye, not to mention nose-to-nose and toe-to-toe.

Stick it in your ear! Blank Card

Trojan Horse Break-Up

I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!

Black Divorce Announcement

This is all that remains of the beauty that once was our relationship.

Spanish Black Divorce Announcement, Divorcio…

Esto es todo lo que queda de lo hermoso que fue nuestra relación.

Divorce

My Divorce is Final

I am letting everyone know that I am no longer married. Unfortunately, we were not able to work things out and I will be adjusting to my new life "alone".

My Divorce is Final

I am letting everyone know that I am no longer married. Unfortunately, we were not able to work things out and I will be adjusting to my new life "alone".

Parting Ways

Out of Here

Divorce is final - Humor

No I didn't kill him, but the thought had crossed my mind! I'm announcing that the divorce has gone through and I'd like to invite you to come over and cheer me up!

Divorcing - AGAIN?

Yes, and it's about time! Just wanted you to know.

Relationship is over Announcement

We've decided to split. The house will not be the same. Just thought you should know.

To a real witch...so long!(Witchy Shoes)

...so long!

Divorce/Separation Announcement

I can't keep searching for something that isn't there. We are done, through, kaput, finished, over.

can't, live, without, leave

divorce, irreconcilable, differences

It's final! Over with! Done!

worlds breaking up

We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together!

breaking up

Breaking up is hard to do. We have been couple for the long time but now we just wanted to let you know that ______________________ and _______________________ are no longer together.

We've split! Let the games begin.

We've split! Let the games begin

Free at last! Bring it on, baby...

breaking up a bad relationship

Breaking up is hard to do but... I wanted to let you know that I did it and I feel alive again. Now I decided promptly I am going ahead !

Just Divorced Card

wedding rings on a leaf after a divorce

It's final, we are divorced!

Single Again

Just dropping you a line To say I'm SINGLE again ~~ And I'm doing just fine!

Announcement Of Divorce Puffins

. . . that we are going our separate ways. Our divorce is final. Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time.

Torn Up Red Shoes - After you kick him to the curb

Congratulations on kicking him to the curb. (I'll pay for your next pair.)

Break Up Sink, Funny

...that I won't see you anymore. But, before you close that door- Don't let it hit you in the butt!

Divorce/Break Up

This relationship is over! I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!

Divorce/Break Up

You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was!

Divorce/Break Up

I'd rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it!

Divorce/Break Up

A beautiful rocky ledge; A cool glassy river; Nature! Life is so peaceful without you!

Divorce/Break Up

Look, a mountain goat! It's so much more interesting then you, see ya!

Divorce/Break Up

You are the outhouse in my beautiful world and I'm tired of your shit! Goodbye!

Divorce/Break Up

Why WOOD you break my heart!

Divorce/Break Up

Our love is like a dried up river bed!

Divorce/Break Up

Our relationship has hit a dead-end!

Divorce/Break Up

Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go!

Divorce/Break Up

It's time to part ways!

Divorce/Break Up

Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye!

Divorce/Break Up

Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side!

Divorce/Break Up

'Cause I'm a dancing tree...living without you so happily!

Divorce/Break Up

Look...no more eggshells to walk on!

Divorce/Break Up

Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears...

Divorce Break Up We Broke Up And Not Just Over The…

We broke up And not just over the cartoon

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Artist:	© Mike Baldwin
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Inside Text:	It's With Deep Regret That I Want To Let You Know My Relationship Has Come To An End
Artist:	Joyce Geleynse
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Inside Text:	I feel 150 lbs Lighter!
Artist:	Janet Palaggi
Product Id:	949220

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Inside Text:	I'm not ashamed and I'm not sad. I'm happy and relieved! Just thought you'd like to know!
Artist:	Tom Rent
Product Id:	1028333

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Inside Text:	. . . I think I'll just give my house to the next woman I meet.
Artist:	Dumb As A Rock
Product Id:	1083316

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Inside Text:	GOODBYE.
Artist:	a s y r u m
Product Id:	1416724

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