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Amicable Divorce / Friendly Breakup

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Artist: LD Gonzalez
Product Id: 133926

Full Stop! - Divorce, Break up card

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Inside Text: We have to bring our life into focus.
Artist: Ya-graphic
Product Id: 139846

We have to bring our life into focus.

BROKEN HEART

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Artist: Monica Palermo
Product Id: 147453

We Bad

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Inside Text: Love is a many blended thing.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 155610

Love is a many blended thing.

Divorced - Yippee!

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Inside Text: And I'm finally rid of them all !!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 157453

And I'm finally rid of them all !!!

Rhino hRino!

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Inside Text: I heard he met his new girlfriendat the local watering hole!
Artist: Claire & Barbara
Product Id: 179023

I heard he met his new girlfriendat the local watering hole!

divorce announcement, cat

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Inside Text: I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic....
Artist: ©barbara schreiber
Product Id: 197838

I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic....

We Broke Up

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Inside Text: I may need your help celebrating.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 205096

I may need your help celebrating.

Divorce is Final Party Invitation

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Inside Text: Time to CELEBRATE! Date: Time: Place: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 217290

Time to CELEBRATE! Date: Time: Place: Other:

Dumped Him Finally

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Inside Text: I want to CELEBRATE! (and I need your help!)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 217294

I want to CELEBRATE! (and I need your help!)

Divorce is Final

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Inside Text: YIPPEE !!! I'M FINALLY RID OF THEM ALL!!! (and I want to Celebrate!)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 217857

YIPPEE !!! I'M FINALLY RID OF THEM ALL!!! (and I want to Celebrate!)

Divorce is Final !

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Inside Text: Oh Happy Day !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 224953

Oh Happy Day !

Smarter Than You Look

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Inside Text: I'M ON THE PROWL AGAIN. WISH ME LUCK!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 237018

I'M ON THE PROWL AGAIN. WISH ME LUCK!

Divorce is Final - from a Guy

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Inside Text: We better drink down her half of the Booze supply before she does it herself!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 238008

We better drink down her half of the Booze supply before she does it herself!

Divorce is Final - from a Lady

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Inside Text: So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 238010

So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away!

AMICABLE

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Inside Text: IT WASN'T EASY, BUT NOW I'M BACK IN CIRCULATION!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 238289

IT WASN'T EASY, BUT NOW I'M BACK IN CIRCULATION!

Cartoon Girl Car Angry at Cartoon Boy Car, Break…

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Inside Text: ... You have a tiny, little engine!
Artist: Drive By Greetings
Product Id: 241586

... You have a tiny, little engine!

Cartoon Garbage Truck, Knowing You has been a…

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Inside Text: You can't dump on me anymore!
Artist: Drive-By-Greetings
Product Id: 241592

You can't dump on me anymore!

Divorce is Final

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Inside Text: OK, it wasn't that easy, but the point is, IT'S OVER !!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 244621

OK, it wasn't that easy, but the point is, IT'S OVER !!!

AMICABLE DIVORCE

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Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 245106

Divorcing a Jerk

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Inside Text: So now I'm divorcing a Jerk. Finally!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 261823

So now I'm divorcing a Jerk. Finally!

Dear John

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Artist: Stephen Orsillo
Product Id: 289156

Divorce

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Inside Text: Congratulations On Your Divorce - His Loss!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Product Id: 294201

Congratulations On Your Divorce - His Loss!

Prince Charming Card

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Inside Text: Just remember there are plenty of other tadpoles in the pond
Artist: Nikki Cutro
Product Id: 335719

Just remember there are plenty of other tadpoles in the pond

Divorce or Break-Up

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Inside Text: We always saw eye-to-eye, not to mention nose-to-nose and toe-to-toe.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 355249

We always saw eye-to-eye, not to mention nose-to-nose and toe-to-toe.

Stick it in your ear! Blank Card

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Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 355882

Trojan Horse Break-Up

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Inside Text: I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359567

I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER!

Black Divorce Announcement

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Inside Text: This is all that remains of the beauty that once was our relationship.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359572

This is all that remains of the beauty that once was our relationship.

Spanish Black Divorce Announcement, Divorcio…

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Inside Text: Esto es todo lo que queda de lo hermoso que fue nuestra relación.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Product Id: 359673

Esto es todo lo que queda de lo hermoso que fue nuestra relación.

Divorce

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Artist: mel rigot
Product Id: 360630

My Divorce is Final

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Inside Text: I am letting everyone know that I am no longer married. Unfortunately, we were not able to work things out and I will be adjusting to my new life "alone".
Artist: © Sheryl Kasper
Product Id: 373578

I am letting everyone know that I am no longer married. Unfortunately, we were not able to work things out and I will be adjusting to my new life "alone".

My Divorce is Final

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Inside Text: I am letting everyone know that I am no longer married. Unfortunately, we were not able to work things out and I will be adjusting to my new life "alone".
Artist: © Sheryl Kasper
Product Id: 373588

I am letting everyone know that I am no longer married. Unfortunately, we were not able to work things out and I will be adjusting to my new life "alone".

Parting Ways

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Artist: Aries Art
Product Id: 378297

Out of Here

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Artist: Aries Art
Product Id: 378298

Divorce is final - Humor

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Inside Text: No I didn't kill him, but the thought had crossed my mind! I'm announcing that the divorce has gone through and I'd like to invite you to come over and cheer me up!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 386443

No I didn't kill him, but the thought had crossed my mind! I'm announcing that the divorce has gone through and I'd like to invite you to come over and cheer me up!

Divorcing - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Yes, and it's about time! Just wanted you to know.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 407040

Yes, and it's about time! Just wanted you to know.

Relationship is over Announcement

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Inside Text: We've decided to split. The house will not be the same. Just thought you should know.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 413498

We've decided to split. The house will not be the same. Just thought you should know.

To a real witch...so long!(Witchy Shoes)

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Inside Text: ...so long!
Artist: Christy Whitehead
Product Id: 413567

...so long!

Divorce/Separation Announcement

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Inside Text: I can't keep searching for something that isn't there. We are done, through, kaput, finished, over.
Artist: Whisper Gently
Product Id: 439490

I can't keep searching for something that isn't there. We are done, through, kaput, finished, over.

can't, live, without, leave

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Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 442997

divorce, irreconcilable, differences

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Inside Text: It's final! Over with! Done!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 449197

It's final! Over with! Done!

worlds breaking up

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Inside Text: We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together!
Artist: Krystyna Luczak
Product Id: 450688

We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together!

breaking up

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Inside Text: Breaking up is hard to do. We have been couple for the long time but now we just wanted to let you know that ______________________ and _______________________ are no longer together.
Artist: Krystyna Luczak
Product Id: 450744

Breaking up is hard to do. We have been couple for the long time but now we just wanted to let you know that ______________________ and _______________________ are no longer together.

We've split! Let the games begin.

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Inside Text: We've split! Let the games begin
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 451113

We've split! Let the games begin

Free at last! Bring it on, baby...

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Inside Text: Free at last! Bring it on, baby...
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 451123

Free at last! Bring it on, baby...

breaking up a bad relationship

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Inside Text: Breaking up is hard to do but... I wanted to let you know that I did it and I feel alive again. Now I decided promptly I am going ahead !
Artist: Krystyna Luczak
Product Id: 454220

Breaking up is hard to do but... I wanted to let you know that I did it and I feel alive again. Now I decided promptly I am going ahead !

Just Divorced Card

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Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 465200

wedding rings on a leaf after a divorce

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Inside Text: It's final, we are divorced!
Artist: Studio Porto Sabbia
Product Id: 551012

It's final, we are divorced!

Single Again

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Inside Text: Just dropping you a line To say I'm SINGLE again ~~ And I'm doing just fine!
Artist: Mary Skelton
Product Id: 557683

Just dropping you a line To say I'm SINGLE again ~~ And I'm doing just fine!

Announcement Of Divorce Puffins

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Inside Text: . . . that we are going our separate ways. Our divorce is final. Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time.
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 559766

. . . that we are going our separate ways. Our divorce is final. Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time.

Torn Up Red Shoes - After you kick him to the curb

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Inside Text: Congratulations on kicking him to the curb. (I'll pay for your next pair.)
Artist: Diana Nguyen
Product Id: 567273

Congratulations on kicking him to the curb. (I'll pay for your next pair.)

Break Up Sink, Funny

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Inside Text: ...that I won't see you anymore. But, before you close that door- Don't let it hit you in the butt!
Artist: Bright
Product Id: 575800

...that I won't see you anymore. But, before you close that door- Don't let it hit you in the butt!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: This relationship is over! I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580253

This relationship is over! I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580256

You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: I'd rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580278

I'd rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: A beautiful rocky ledge; A cool glassy river; Nature! Life is so peaceful without you!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580281

A beautiful rocky ledge; A cool glassy river; Nature! Life is so peaceful without you!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Look, a mountain goat! It's so much more interesting then you, see ya!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580293

Look, a mountain goat! It's so much more interesting then you, see ya!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: You are the outhouse in my beautiful world and I'm tired of your shit! Goodbye!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580296

You are the outhouse in my beautiful world and I'm tired of your shit! Goodbye!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Why WOOD you break my heart!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580299

Why WOOD you break my heart!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Our love is like a dried up river bed!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580301

Our love is like a dried up river bed!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Our relationship has hit a dead-end!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580303

Our relationship has hit a dead-end!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580305

Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: It's time to part ways!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580313

It's time to part ways!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580321

Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580328

Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: 'Cause I'm a dancing tree...living without you so happily!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580332

'Cause I'm a dancing tree...living without you so happily!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Look...no more eggshells to walk on!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 580337

Look...no more eggshells to walk on!

Divorce/Break Up

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Inside Text: Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears...
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Product Id: 584154

Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears...

Divorce Break Up We Broke Up And Not Just Over The…

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Inside Text: We broke up And not just over the cartoon
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 604756

We broke up And not just over the cartoon

I Want a Divorce Funny Lion Couple Announcement

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Inside Text: Did you hear me? It's OVER!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 629218

Did you hear me? It's OVER!

Funny Breaking Up Lion Couple Yelling

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Inside Text: Did you hear me? It's OVER!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 629221

Did you hear me? It's OVER!

Divorce Announcement Funny Olive Alone I'll Live…

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Inside Text: Just a note to let you know that the divorce is final and 'olive' alone, once more!
Artist: Penny Cork
Product Id: 630416

Just a note to let you know that the divorce is final and 'olive' alone, once more!

Divorce Announcement Retro City Movie Poster with…

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Inside Text: It's final. FREEDOM!
Artist: Norma Cornes
Product Id: 631234

It's final. FREEDOM!

Ex-wife gets house and car and.... Divorce…

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Inside Text: BUT IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 695103

BUT IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!

Divorce not as ugly as marriage

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Inside Text: IT'S FINALLY OVER!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 698521

IT'S FINALLY OVER!

UnCivil Divorce Card

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Inside Text: It's Finally Legal! Let's Party!!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Product Id: 723828

It's Finally Legal! Let's Party!!

Cute Breakup

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Inside Text: I'm dumping them, too.
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 753942

I'm dumping them, too.

DIY Breakup Card - Woman In Pink With Calendar

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Inside Text: WITHOUT YOU!
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 757758

WITHOUT YOU!

Queen got the castle. Divorce

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Inside Text: But it's finally over - that's the important thing!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 763854

But it's finally over - that's the important thing!

Chickadee on Branch: Flying Solo: Breakup

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Inside Text: Just Letting You Know That I Am Now Flying Solo
Artist: Joyce Geleynse
Product Id: 765686

Just Letting You Know That I Am Now Flying Solo

Divorce Break Up Announcement, Be His

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Inside Text: ... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 771492

... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye!

Divorce Break Up Announcement, Be Hers…

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Inside Text: ... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 771493

... don't "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye!

The Split Is For The Good (12 Yoga Positions…

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Inside Text: Just wanted to let you know that my divorce is final. Thankfully, I am in great shape mentally and physically due to yoga exercises.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 843223

Just wanted to let you know that my divorce is final. Thankfully, I am in great shape mentally and physically due to yoga exercises.

Like The Inevitable Separation Of Continents …

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Inside Text: We have decided to separate.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 844749

We have decided to separate.

Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand (Supply…

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Inside Text: My spouse demanded; I supplied. However, there was no equilibrium. I am getting a divorce to regain my equilibrium.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Product Id: 851804

My spouse demanded; I supplied. However, there was no equilibrium. I am getting a divorce to regain my equilibrium.

Breaking Up Divorce card

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Inside Text: ... unless it's freeing me from you!
Artist: Donna Lorello
Product Id: 860516

... unless it's freeing me from you!

Quit Your Bitchin', I Ain't Listenin'

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Inside Text: (I ain't listenin'!) It's time to put a fork in it because we're done.
Artist: Cindy Johns
Product Id: 864720

(I ain't listenin'!) It's time to put a fork in it because we're done.

I am divorced card, Indian tiger is going away

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Inside Text: I'm Divorced!
Artist: Sergey Korotkov
Product Id: 870847

I'm Divorced!

Divorce ,Warning, Zebra crossing.Humor

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Inside Text: I should have read all the warning signs! I am now free of my marriage at last!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Product Id: 871535

I should have read all the warning signs! I am now free of my marriage at last!

Break up, leave, go away, note on door!

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Inside Text: Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872240

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!

simply black - you and me are over

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Inside Text: Sorry but it's over.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874417

Sorry but it's over.

For boyfriend,Breaking up, Ouch.Goodbye

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Inside Text: THAT HURT! Time to say goodbye.
Artist: Mary Taylor
Product Id: 876040

THAT HURT! Time to say goodbye.

Divorce , breakup, traffic signs.

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Inside Text: I am now DIVORCED. I should have read the signs!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Product Id: 876329

I am now DIVORCED. I should have read the signs!

For ex-boyfriend, breakup, traffic signs.

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Inside Text: To my ex-boyfriend. I should have read the signs!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Product Id: 876330

To my ex-boyfriend. I should have read the signs!

Divorced guy learns that what women really want is…

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Inside Text: It was expensive, but I'm available again!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 881870

It was expensive, but I'm available again!

Divorced guy has to train his replacement. I'm…

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Inside Text: ... But other than that, I'm FREE!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 888606

... But other than that, I'm FREE!

For ex boyfriend, fish on plate, humor,

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Inside Text: I think so. To my ex-boyfriend
Artist: Mary Taylor
Product Id: 904671

I think so. To my ex-boyfriend

Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon

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Inside Text: I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410986

I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.

Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon

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Inside Text: Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415596

Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.

You broke my heart, goodbye photo card

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Inside Text: GOODBYE.
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1416724

GOODBYE.

Amusing Lover's Leap Break Up and Good Bye Cartoon

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Inside Text: You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419868

You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.

It's over, Divorce Announcement, Shouting Cat

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Inside Text: My divorce is final. No more fighting like cats and dogs. I'm free again!
Artist: Barbara Schreiber
Product Id: 1422038

My divorce is final. No more fighting like cats and dogs. I'm free again!

Divorced Bald Man Shows Off His New Assets

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Inside Text: Here's to a new beginning
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Product Id: 1434160

Here's to a new beginning

Divorced Lady clears away Ex Husbands belongings…

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Inside Text: Best Wishes for a brighter future
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Product Id: 1434164

Best Wishes for a brighter future

I Have Just Been Served with Divorce Papers…

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Inside Text: It wasn't soup!It was divorce papers!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1450048

It wasn't soup!It was divorce papers!

Amusing announcement of a break up & strong…

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Inside Text: We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1451518

We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.

Amusing announcement of breaking up and mirrors

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Inside Text: Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1454360

Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.

Divorce Announcement, Dumping His Ass

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Inside Text: I dumped his ass!
Artist: Stephanie Laird
Product Id: 1467838

I dumped his ass!

Amusing divorce announcement on incompatibility…

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Inside Text: I'm saddened to let you know we've decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I'm DC and we're simply incompatible.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1497264

I'm saddened to let you know we've decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I'm DC and we're simply incompatible.

Funny Sorry to Announce Divorce From Him Cartoon

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Inside Text: I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but I shed his stones and I'm free now to change my name!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509104

I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but I shed his stones and I'm free now to change my name!

The Pawn is gone, decrees the Queen Divorce…

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Inside Text: I am officially divorced and enjoying my new-found freedom, announces the Queen (that's me). Let the kingdom rejoice and P A R T Y (that's everyone else and me)!
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 1551774

I am officially divorced and enjoying my new-found freedom, announces the Queen (that's me). Let the kingdom rejoice and P A R T Y (that's everyone else and me)!

Breaking Up Message Conveyed by a Witty and Lovely…

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Inside Text: I'm looking up, I need some air. I have to leave you, but don't despair. Maybe a break is all I need. I'm tangled in you, thought and deed. We've had great times, you did not fail. It's me who needs a whole new tale!
Artist: sara credito
Product Id: 1555966

I'm looking up, I need some air. I have to leave you, but don't despair. Maybe a break is all I need. I'm tangled in you, thought and deed. We've had great times, you did not fail. It's me who needs a whole new tale!

Amusing Announcement of Woman's Well-deserved…

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Inside Text: Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1567418

Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him!

Notice of a Break Up and Divorce and a Sinking…

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Inside Text: We kept what we had afloat for as long as we could but I'm sorry to say we pulled the plug and we're no longer together. Keep us kindly in your thoughts as we sail on separately.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1570608

We kept what we had afloat for as long as we could but I'm sorry to say we pulled the plug and we're no longer together. Keep us kindly in your thoughts as we sail on separately.

Split Peas Funny Break Up Announcement Cartoon

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Inside Text: Sorry to say we're not sharing the same pod anymore.
Artist: mike seddon
Product Id: 1594280

Sorry to say we're not sharing the same pod anymore.

Divorce Announcement We've Drifted Apart Nautical…

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Inside Text: ... via a divorce. We wanted our family and friends to know.
Artist: Doreen Erhardt©
Product Id: 1594416

... via a divorce. We wanted our family and friends to know.

Amusing Divorce Announcement and Life-saving…

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Inside Text: I'm sorry and saddened to announce we're divorcing. But please know I'm taking this solemn step to save my very life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598372

I'm sorry and saddened to announce we're divorcing. But please know I'm taking this solemn step to save my very life.

Male's Announcement of a Break Up and Failure…

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Inside Text: We're breaking up and it's a very tough thing to do. I'm not certain what happened but I accept the majority of the blame and failure. I'm working on a future so stay tuned.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598378

We're breaking up and it's a very tough thing to do. I'm not certain what happened but I accept the majority of the blame and failure. I'm working on a future so stay tuned.

The Revelation End of a Relationship Ending in…

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Inside Text: My relationship is coming apart and it's a very tough thing on me. I'm not certain what happened but I'm working through understanding why. I appreciate your thoughts and support.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598380

My relationship is coming apart and it's a very tough thing on me. I'm not certain what happened but I'm working through understanding why. I appreciate your thoughts and support.

Announcement of divorce or break up through jail…

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Inside Text: I'm greatly saddened to speak to you of our separation but we've done it before someone wakes up in jail. We can now move into futures that are better for each of us.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1598720

I'm greatly saddened to speak to you of our separation but we've done it before someone wakes up in jail. We can now move into futures that are better for each of us.