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THE FINGER

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Inside Text: OK . . . MY SHIH TZU WAS CONSTIPATED. HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS LESS EMBARRASSING!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808238
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OK . . . MY SHIH TZU WAS CONSTIPATED. HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS LESS EMBARRASSING!

It Could Be Worse Enima

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Inside Text: YOUR LITTLE "PROCEDURE" COULD GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808258
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YOUR LITTLE "PROCEDURE" COULD GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET

Holding Your Own

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Inside Text: SHE SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR OWN
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 808489
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SHE SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR OWN

PRE-OP VISIT

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Inside Text: OF COURSE, THE PAIN WILL STILL BE EXCRUCIATING.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809018
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OF COURSE, THE PAIN WILL STILL BE EXCRUCIATING.

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post-op visit

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Inside Text: THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809193
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THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY

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Get Well Nurse

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Inside Text: CHILLING!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 809722
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CHILLING!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

GET WELL

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Inside Text: YOUR DOCTOR DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT . . . BUT, WE'RE GLAD YOUR FINE.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 810704
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YOUR DOCTOR DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT . . . BUT, WE'RE GLAD YOUR FINE.

GET WELL

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Inside Text: BAD NEWS YOUR INSURANCE ONLY COVERS ONE.
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 810747
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BAD NEWS YOUR INSURANCE ONLY COVERS ONE.

Get Well Butt

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Inside Text: COVER YOURS AND GET WELL
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 818064
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COVER YOURS AND GET WELL

Get Well Advise

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Inside Text: MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S APPLE JUICE. GET WELL SOON
Artist: fred burns
Product Id: 819246
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MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S APPLE JUICE. GET WELL SOON