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THE FINGER
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | OK . . . MY SHIH TZU WAS CONSTIPATED. HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS LESS EMBARRASSING! |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 808238 |
OK . . . MY SHIH TZU WAS CONSTIPATED. HOPE YOUR PROBLEM IS LESS EMBARRASSING!
It Could Be Worse Enima
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | YOUR LITTLE "PROCEDURE" COULD GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 808258 |
YOUR LITTLE "PROCEDURE" COULD GO VIRAL ON THE INTERNET
Holding Your Own
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | SHE SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR OWN |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 808489 |
SHE SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR OWN
PRE-OP VISIT
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | OF COURSE, THE PAIN WILL STILL BE EXCRUCIATING. |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 809018 |
OF COURSE, THE PAIN WILL STILL BE EXCRUCIATING.
post-op visit
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 809193 |
THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY
Get Well Nurse
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | CHILLING!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 809722 |
CHILLING!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
GET WELL
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | YOUR DOCTOR DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT . . . BUT, WE'RE GLAD YOUR FINE. |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 810704 |
YOUR DOCTOR DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT . . . BUT, WE'RE GLAD YOUR FINE.
GET WELL
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | BAD NEWS YOUR INSURANCE ONLY COVERS ONE. |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 810747 |
BAD NEWS YOUR INSURANCE ONLY COVERS ONE.
Get Well Butt
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | COVER YOURS AND GET WELL |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 818064 |
COVER YOURS AND GET WELL
Get Well Advise
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S APPLE JUICE. GET WELL SOON |
| Artist: | fred burns |
| Product Id: | 819246 |
MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S APPLE JUICE. GET WELL SOON






