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Amusing ice age announcement of a move cartoon

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Inside Text: We're in the process of moving our junk from one place to another! You will be able to reach us at our new address:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1384578
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We're in the process of moving our junk from one place to another! You will be able to reach us at our new address:

Amusing moved to new condo or apartment cartoon

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Inside Text: WE'VE MOVED! All our eggs are in one new basket. Our new address:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1387550
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WE'VE MOVED! All our eggs are in one new basket. Our new address:

Humorous I got my driving license announcement

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Inside Text: I've joined the ranks of the mobile generation and passed my driver's test with flying colors! The keys to the kingdom are mine!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390344
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I've joined the ranks of the mobile generation and passed my driver's test with flying colors! The keys to the kingdom are mine!

Cute Reconciliation Announcement About Love from a…

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Inside Text: No matter what you've heard and no matter what the mothers say, we're getting back together in the name of love.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394354
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No matter what you've heard and no matter what the mothers say, we're getting back together in the name of love.

Funny single mom baby announcement cartoon

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Inside Text: Like everything else in my life lately my new baby arrived a bit off schedule. I'll now be rescheduling life with my new love. STAY TUNED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402538
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Like everything else in my life lately my new baby arrived a bit off schedule. I'll now be rescheduling life with my new love. STAY TUNED!

Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416
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My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Amusing way of announcing a woman coming out…

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Inside Text: I've traveled long, not fully knowing myself. I've now come to fully love myself and my journey ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. Thanks for your continuing support.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405984
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I've traveled long, not fully knowing myself. I've now come to fully love myself and my journey ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. Thanks for your continuing support.

Funny announcement of doggie adoption again…

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Inside Text: I'd like you to know I've adopted a beautiful canine again from our shelter. I have had great misfortune but I'm trying once more.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1408944
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I'd like you to know I've adopted a beautiful canine again from our shelter. I have had great misfortune but I'm trying once more.

Funny announcement of new job and contentment…

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Inside Text: I have a new job and everything I wanted. Thanks for your support and good wishes!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1409186
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I have a new job and everything I wanted. Thanks for your support and good wishes!

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410978
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I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon

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Inside Text: I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410986
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I thought I'd let you know that my current relationship just didn't work out. We've mutually agreed to break up.

Humorous announcement of sex change cartoon

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Inside Text: Just thought you'd like to know I've had some parts rearranged and thankfully there's not much in the way of leftovers. Celebrate my new life and my new gender!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1413698
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Just thought you'd like to know I've had some parts rearranged and thankfully there's not much in the way of leftovers. Celebrate my new life and my new gender!

Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon

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Inside Text: Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415596
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Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.

Cartoon announcement of chiropractic school…

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Inside Text: I've finally graduated from the School of Chiropractic. I'm ready to tackle any twist or turn life throws at me!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415736
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I've finally graduated from the School of Chiropractic. I'm ready to tackle any twist or turn life throws at me!

Announcement Humorous graduation from a fashion…

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Inside Text: I've graduated from my travels through fashion school with flying colors in many combinations! CELEBRATE me!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1416474
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I've graduated from my travels through fashion school with flying colors in many combinations! CELEBRATE me!

Amusing Lover's Leap Break Up and Good Bye Cartoon

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Inside Text: You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419868
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You've finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You've trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You'll never understand how much pain you've piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

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Inside Text: I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421692
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I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

Cartoon birth announcement - frog and princess

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Inside Text: The princess and I are extremely proud to announce the arrival of our baby! Please join us in welcoming beautiful little ____________________ into this world.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1422406
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The princess and I are extremely proud to announce the arrival of our baby! Please join us in welcoming beautiful little ____________________ into this world.

Frog and Princess Baby Announcement

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Inside Text: We're joining the soft chorus of spring peepers and announcing the arrival of our sweet baby in the dawn of a shiny new year.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1425048
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We're joining the soft chorus of spring peepers and announcing the arrival of our sweet baby in the dawn of a shiny new year.

New job announcement from new hire cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm very happy to announce that I've secured a new job, a new position where my numerous talents will be appreciated for a long, long time!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1425806
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I'm very happy to announce that I've secured a new job, a new position where my numerous talents will be appreciated for a long, long time!

Funny Lawyer Baby Announcement as A New Partner…

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Inside Text: We're proud to announce a beautiful addition to our family law firm. We're sentenced to a lifetime of happiness!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1433726
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We're proud to announce a beautiful addition to our family law firm. We're sentenced to a lifetime of happiness!

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Amusing Birth Announcement of New Lawyer Cartoon

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Inside Text: We're proud to announce a beautiful addition to our family law firm. We're sentenced to a lifetime of happiness!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1433784
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We're proud to announce a beautiful addition to our family law firm. We're sentenced to a lifetime of happiness!

Funny Retirement Announcement and Finally Off Duty…

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Inside Text: I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1436950
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I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.

Weight loss announcement and the shadow scale…

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Inside Text: I'm so happy to share with you the result of my weight loss journey. You wouldn't recognize me. I'm a mere shadow of my former self. My new world awaits!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1439644
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I'm so happy to share with you the result of my weight loss journey. You wouldn't recognize me. I'm a mere shadow of my former self. My new world awaits!

Funny New Job Announcement and Escaping the Old…

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Inside Text: I left my old job and wanted to let you know I'm taking a new position. I believe my new job is a large step up the ladder of success!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1447536
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I left my old job and wanted to let you know I'm taking a new position. I believe my new job is a large step up the ladder of success!

Amusing pulling the plug retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1448930
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I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!

Amusing Vet graduation announcement cartoon with…

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Inside Text: To all my human and animal friends: I've worked long and hard and I'm pleased to announce I've graduated from Veterinary School. I'm now the keeper of the keys to the zoo if not the kingdom!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1449524
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To all my human and animal friends: I've worked long and hard and I'm pleased to announce I've graduated from Veterinary School. I'm now the keeper of the keys to the zoo if not the kingdom!

Amusing announcement of a break up & strong…

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Inside Text: We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1451518
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We're breaking up as a couple. There aren't enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.

Amusing announcement of breaking up and mirrors

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Inside Text: Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1454360
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Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren't the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

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Inside Text: I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456924
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I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.