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Funny Dental School Graduation Announcement…

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Inside Text: Sometimes it was like pulling teeth but I've GRADUATED dental school!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1170710
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Sometimes it was like pulling teeth but I've GRADUATED dental school!

An amusing general notice of a business relocating

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Inside Text: We're going to do it all again in a new location! Our new address is: _____________________________________ We hope to see you there!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1176932
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We're going to do it all again in a new location! Our new address is: _____________________________________ We hope to see you there!

A Funny Announcement of the Decision to Form a…

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Inside Text: We're now a civil union couple with twice as much junk!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1181220
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We're now a civil union couple with twice as much junk!

Fun birth announcement - birthing team and Ed from…

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Inside Text: We're blessed. Our beautiful baby has arrived in a flurry of cute!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1186066
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We're blessed. Our beautiful baby has arrived in a flurry of cute!

Comic, sarcastic You Won

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Inside Text: Yep, you're a winner for certain. And I'm so, so glad to be the loser.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1194486
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Yep, you're a winner for certain. And I'm so, so glad to be the loser.

Funny notice of retirement announcement

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Inside Text: It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219538
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It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!

Funny lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219708
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I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!

Amusing divorce announcement

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Inside Text: The locksmith is done and the chains are off ... My divorce is FINAL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221402
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The locksmith is done and the chains are off ... My divorce is FINAL!

Amusing lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223916
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As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!

Humorous announcement - retirement from justice…

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Inside Text: I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227278
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I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!

Humorous break-up announcement from Lover's Leap

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Inside Text: I thought I'd let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227836
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I thought I'd let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.

Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash &…

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Inside Text: I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228946
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I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...

Amusing dreams - an announcement of retirement

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Inside Text: I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1239942
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I've dreamed of it and now I'm doing it ... RETIREMENT!

A legal-themed notification of a name change…

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Inside Text: IT'S OFFICIAL! The paperwork's done and so are our old names. ________________ & ________________ are both pleased to announce a change in last names: __________________________________
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1262470
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IT'S OFFICIAL! The paperwork's done and so are our old names. ________________ & ________________ are both pleased to announce a change in last names: __________________________________

Amusing announcement of ending a relationship…

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Inside Text: Our relationship's been on a rough road for a long time but I finally got the stones to leave. Thanks for your support in my time of rebuilding.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1262678
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Our relationship's been on a rough road for a long time but I finally got the stones to leave. Thanks for your support in my time of rebuilding.

Amusing I'm Coming Home Announcement

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Inside Text: I'm coming home!I miss you andI'll get thereany way I can ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1269052
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I'm coming home!I miss you andI'll get thereany way I can ...

Amusing out of this world announcement of a move…

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Inside Text: We've moved to a far, far place. The address is new but the chores will remain the same. OUR NEW LOCATION:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1269960
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We've moved to a far, far place. The address is new but the chores will remain the same. OUR NEW LOCATION:

Amusing I Found Work Announcement

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Inside Text: I thought you'dlike to know thatI've picked up the pieces, found new workand am moving forwardin my life!Thanks for your continued support!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1272508
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I thought you'dlike to know thatI've picked up the pieces, found new workand am moving forwardin my life!Thanks for your continued support!

Amusing announcement of the end of a pet…

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Inside Text: I thought I'd let you know that my pet and I couldn't see eye-to-eye and have decided to sadly separate.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1284122
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I thought I'd let you know that my pet and I couldn't see eye-to-eye and have decided to sadly separate.

Funny new job announcement cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm happy to announce my acquisition of a new job. My rubber boots kept filling up in my last position.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1284306
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I'm happy to announce my acquisition of a new job. My rubber boots kept filling up in my last position.

Engagement announcement with a Latin flair

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Inside Text: My soul was capturedforever ...and I couldn't wait to tell youthat we're engaged anddestined to be married!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1289462
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My soul was capturedforever ...and I couldn't wait to tell youthat we're engaged anddestined to be married!

Funny cartoon - divorce announcement

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Inside Text: My divorce is final. The dreams of my marriage past have become shadows as I move forward in an undimmed journey of new, brilliant visions and dreams. I will shine.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1289644
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My divorce is final. The dreams of my marriage past have become shadows as I move forward in an undimmed journey of new, brilliant visions and dreams. I will shine.

Humorous graduation from med school announcement…

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Inside Text: It's been a long haul but I owe it all to my dear family and friends who have given so much to lift me to my dream. I've finally graduated from MEDICAL SCHOOL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1292138
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It's been a long haul but I owe it all to my dear family and friends who have given so much to lift me to my dream. I've finally graduated from MEDICAL SCHOOL!

Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1311932
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I'm breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!

Humorous announcement of engagement cartoon

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Inside Text: The prologue's completed and we've decided to write our future together; letters, words and sentences combined in a story for all time.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1314292
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The prologue's completed and we've decided to write our future together; letters, words and sentences combined in a story for all time.

Funny retirement announcement with clowns cartoon

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Inside Text: Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1318152
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Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.

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Funny lovebirds moving in together announcement…

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Inside Text: We've worked everything out and happily announce we'll be moving in together and sharing the same space in this world.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1320354
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We've worked everything out and happily announce we'll be moving in together and sharing the same space in this world.

Humorous break up cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm so sorry we had to break up as we did. You'll be much happier having the couch all to yourself.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1340978
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I'm so sorry we had to break up as we did. You'll be much happier having the couch all to yourself.

Funny we've moved to a new cave notice - 6,000 B.…

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Inside Text: It's official. WE'VE MOVED to new digs! Here's everything you need to know:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1348864
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It's official. WE'VE MOVED to new digs! Here's everything you need to know:

Humorous getting married announcement from her…

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Inside Text: No more kissing "Princes". I found my frog! We're getting married!!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1352250
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No more kissing "Princes". I found my frog! We're getting married!!