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You're only as old as you feel.
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Reviews for Old-Age Dwarfs Humor Card
"Fun card for a special friend." By K Booth - September 2nd, 2018
Funny card ideal for a someone who can take a joke and has reached retirement age plus. Good quality, fast delivery and at a very reasonable price. My wife and I have bought cards from this company before and have never been disappointed.
"7 Dwarfs Funny Card" By Gayle D - August 2nd, 2018
This card is hysterical! It was for a friend's birthday and it really cracked him up about "aging."
"Goofy fun card." By Johnny Kay - May 27th, 2018
It's humor that helps us all get through the process of aging. It's for our now over-50 son.
"Rascally 7 Dwarves" By Grace - May 14th, 2018
This card was the talk of the office! Everyone asked where I got it. Fabulous choice to add some levity to a birthday.
"Priceless For Senior Males" By Terri C - January 29th, 2017
Best card for a special older gentleman with a good sense of humor! I couldn't have found one better that would have hit so many characteristics of senior males! I can think of a few others I can get this one for in the near future! ;-)
"Big on quality" By William S - January 26th, 2017
Card is of excellent quality, it's bright bold colors will help bring a smile to a dear friend's birthday
"Funny for an older person" By Kelly M - November 18th, 2016
Got this for my father-in-law's birthday and he thought it was really funny...and true!
"The Seven Dwarfs" By Kathryn B - August 25th, 2016
This was the perfect card for my friend who collects Disney statues of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
"Really nice card." By Carla O - June 17th, 2016
Quality of the card and envelope is very good. Good humor and so easy to personalize. Cards come so quickly.
"Funny B-day Card" By Teri S - May 28th, 2016
You can pick any front design card and make it your own, by personalize it. For this, is perfect for anyone who is into Snow White.
"Get-anything-you-need cards" By Martha H - April 30th, 2016
The card was for a man turning 60-years old. The birthday is still a few weeks away so I haven't seen his reaction, but I think it's very funny.
"Brilliant service" By Patricia W - December 3rd, 2015
Very funny card for a friend we had forgotten so the service provided was extremely fast,easy and cheap!
"Hi Ho Hi Ho" By Maureen G - November 29th, 2015
Many friends turning big "70" in 2016. Planning ahead with the perfect card!
"For that Elderly Male in your life who enjoys Old Age Humor." By Luciana D - November 10th, 2015
This is the perfect Card for my Oldest Brother who will be 69 This year. He will get a kick out of it's content.
"Hilarious Card!" By Amy P - November 2nd, 2015
A great way to poke fun at "another year older" without the cliched "over the hill" addage which some may not appreciate.
"Great card." By Lei Ann A - September 23rd, 2015
I love these cards. You can always find just the right card and personalize it for the person and the event. You can't do that in the store bought cards and they are always cheaper too. Good quality paper is used also.
"7 dwarves birthday card" By Kathy S - August 17th, 2015
This card was really colorful & humurous! My Nephew told me it was his favorite card too! Thanks,also, for the prompt delivery.
"Dwarves of Old Age" By Milton O - March 9th, 2015
A clever take on the seven dwarfs from Snow White as they age and deal with the experiences of old age.
"Birthday Cards for Everyone!" By Ginger W - January 11th, 2015
My brother-in-law will get a kick out of this silly "getting old" card with the seven dwarves. Greeting Card Universe provides a wide selection of cards and also many options of personalization. I use GCU for all my card shopping needs! It's so simple, select/personalize card, address, select mail date, GCU mails your card! I love this!!!
"You"ll want to order a few of these!" By Ellen M - June 26th, 2014
This card is a riot and the colors are great on the glossy paper. If you're my age (50+), these will perfect for friends and family alike.
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Cathy - Easton, Pennsylvania - May 25th, 2018“Love that there are cards for unusual situations. I've been impressed with all the cards I have received so far. Cards are of high quality and I like being able to change the inside greeting!! Delivery is so quick....no more going to the Hallmark Store for me!”
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Mary - Mar 12th, 2018“This site sells funny, unique cards in all categories! And the cost is MORE reasonable than youíll find in stores”
Kathy - - Apr 28th, 2019“This card was humorous and creative. My Husband thought it was quite funny and unique! Great Birthday card!”
Frances - Aug 31st, 2018“Love the idea of writing personal messages.All of the cards that I have sent have gotten rave reviews.It's my go to place for all of my card needs. Less expensive and more convenient.”
Louie - Jan 2nd, 2018“I love your cards! They are funny and they can be personalized. I will continue buying your cards for all occasions....birthdays, holidays and any other event where a funny card is warranted!”
Judy - Sep 10th, 2018“Love these cards can personalized them and have any printing put on so is quick and look nice and neat. I have arthritis in hands so is hard to write, so nice to have on hand no need to run to store and stand to search for one.”
Sr. - London, Ontario, Canada - Jul 4th, 2017“All the cards I order are well printed and pleasing to anyone receiving them. rate 100% plus.”
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