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Funny Valentine's Day Cards

Share a laugh with friends, family, and loved ones with Funny Valentine's Day cards from our collection of 430+ side-splitting, unique designs. Give the gift of a grin as well as your love and affection when you send Cupid to tickle their funny bones. Customize, and we'll put the laughs in the mail next business day.

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Valentine’s Day Cute Love Struck Squirrel Be Still…
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Inside Text: ... please say you’ll be my Valentine!
Artist: © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Hilarious Valentine's Day squirrel clasping their paws across their chest and declaring, Oh, be still my beating heart ... will you be my valentine? For squirrel lovers only. :) ©PamJArts
Product Id: 356171
Olive You (I love You) Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: I LOVE YOU Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Ivy M. Brown
Artist Notes: This illustration implies 'I Love You' but reads 'Olive You' for a fun play-on-words when you're telling that special someone how you feel. There is an original illustration on the front and Valentine's sentiment text inside.
Product Id: 994975
Robot Holding Heart Balloons & Rose, Valentine’s D…
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Inside Text: ... means, I’m nuts about you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Cute vintage robot with I heart you display running while holding three heart shaped balloons and a single rose. Happy Valentine's Day.
Product Id: 1505596
Zombie Brains Funny Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Artist Notes: This funny Valentine's Day Card is perfect for geeks or movie monster fans. Card reads, I Love You More Than A Zombie Loves Brains in retro and movie-monster inspired fonts. Or send it any time you want to tell that special someone how much you love them.
Product Id: 369021
Sexual Energy Blind Seeing Eye Dogs Adult Humor Va…
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Inside Text: I only have eyes for you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this sexual energy Valentine's Day card for the person you're feeling some sexual energy for.
Product Id: 1090750
Good Dog Video Spy Adult Humor Valentine’s Card
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Inside Text: From your secret admirer
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a Whyatt dog Valentine's Day card that you can give to your dog lovers!
Product Id: 1090742
Cute Funny Valentine’s Day Red White Simple Waterc…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!
Artist: Lyasya Sinkovski
Artist Notes: Give this cute and cozy Valentine's Day card to someone special to show how much you really love and need them! The card features my original watercolor painting of a coffee cup in a red knitted sleeve with a heart. The watercolor illustration-style painting on white background creates a contemporary feel.
Product Id: 1553840
Stolen Valentine Chocolate May Lead to Sweet Valen…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day with lots of hugs and sweet kisses.
Artist: Ed Caldwell
Artist Notes: This humorous Valentine card features an empty, red, heart-shaped box of chocolate Valentine candy, surrounded by crumbs from the chocolate that has been eaten from the box. A note taped to the top of the box provides an apology from the chocolate thief for eating the Valentine candy, and suggests that the chocolate can still be tasted on the thief's lips. Chocolate lovers will get a kick (and maybe a kiss!) from this card.
Product Id: 1555332
Seven Funny Dwarves Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to like dwarves to buy this funny dwarf Valentine's card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090688
Zombie Brains Valentine’s Day Paper Card
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Inside Text: You’re always on my mind! Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090810
Funny Valentine’s Day card, cupid shot me, typogra…
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Inside Text: ... I’m totally, utterly, completely, head over heels in love with you. Happy Valentine’s Day - Say you’ll be mine?
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Artist Notes: A cute, funny Valentine's day story card, written in a bright red hand writing font, about how Cupid came out of nowhere with his bow & arrow and caused someone to fall in love. A modern style Valentine, lighthearted and humorous with an inside verse about being totally, head over heels in love.
Product Id: 1225434
Zombie in a Cemetery for Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Will you be my zombie Valentine?
Artist: JJBDesigns
Artist Notes: Ask someone to be your valentine with this zombie card. Tell them that you chews them! Design © 2015 Julia Bryant.
Product Id: 1406430
Snake Bite Penis Adult Humor Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Valentine’s Day sucks (in a good way!)
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be a snake lover to like this ranger Valentine's Day card by Glenn McCoy. Get it at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090774
Valentine’s Day, One I Love, Made For Each Other, …
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Carol Kearns
Artist Notes: For Valentine's Day. Two interlocking jigsaw pieces, one pink and one black, with smiley faces. Placed on a red heart over a larger wine heart with tiny jigsaw pieces falling off the bottom of the card. The caption reads, To the one I love, made for each other.
Product Id: 1464564
Valentine’s Day adult humor, three special words! …
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Inside Text: Let’s Get Naked!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: You can also customize the inside text: "I Love You", "Let's Get Lucky!", "I Want You!", "I Need You!", "You're Really Sexy!" etc. Perhaps the card is for an ex., in that case you might want to go with something like: "Go to Hell!', "I Hate You!", "Glad You're Gone!" ... use your imagine!!
Product Id: 891343
You Make MISO Happy Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Artist Notes: "You Make MISO Happy" Valentine's Day card with a steaming bowl of soup is a fun and simple play on words. Japanese and Asian inspired humor card.
Product Id: 1355594
Heart Of A Poet Frankenstein Funny Valentines Day …
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Inside Text: I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen...
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This funny McIlwaine card with Frankenstein is a great Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090686
Two Cartoon Chameleon in Love card
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Inside Text: Iguana hold your hand. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: LillyARTS
Artist Notes: This whimsical design of two cartoon chameleons with 5 watercolor hearts was inspired by a Beatles song: Iguana hold your hand.
Product Id: 363878
Valentine Goat Couple card
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Inside Text: We may butt heads from time to time, but when it comes right down to it, you’re the only one for me! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Emily Roesly
Artist Notes: Photo by Kenn Kiser
Product Id: 750253
Rapunzel Elevator Valentines Day Card Humor card
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Inside Text: One Happy Valentine’s Day coming right up!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a modern twist on a fairy tale from the fine folks of NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090784
What Happened To Leaf Adam & Eve Pot Humor Valenti…
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Inside Text: Hope your Valentine’s Day is smokin’
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This naughty Adam and Eve Valentines' Day card by Dan Collins is sold at NobleWorks. Lucky you!
Product Id: 1090682
I’m your man card
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Inside Text: baby, i’m your man ! happy valentine’s day !
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 52692
Valentine’s Day pair of peanuts hugging with red h…
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Inside Text: I’m just nuts about you!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Pair of peanuts hugging each other and red hearts with black border for Valentine's Day.
Product Id: 1045569
Happy Valentine’s Day Humor Adult Sexy Jeans Card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day to my sexy one!
Artist: Kerra Lindsey
Artist Notes: Here you go--a card that just puts what you're thinking right out there--you like their butt in their jeans! Nothing like a compliment to get your Valentine's Day started out right-(right in the 'right' direction, even!). Created by Kerra Lindsey.
Product Id: 759825
Science Lab Humorous Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: ... and determined we have chemistry! Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: This humorous Valentine's Day card features a happy Labrador Retriever dog with tongue out, wearing an illustrated white lab coat and lime green goggles. Send to the pun lover to share the lab results ... you have chemistry.
Product Id: 1483654
Can You Top That Gay Too Funny Valentine’s Day Car…
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Inside Text: Boys will be boys. Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This funny, gay Valentine's Day card is perfect for your gay Valentine.
Product Id: 1090706
Cold Zipper Adult Sex Humor Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: I’m stuck on you! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It's a good thing that Valentine's Day isn't in the winter! Get this naughty Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks today!
Product Id: 1090770
Happy Valentine’s Day Two Kissing Fish in Love Bub…
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Inside Text: Your love makes me bubbly all over! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Betsy Bush
Artist Notes: Tell someone just how much you love them with this Happy Valentine's Day design that features an underwater scene with waves and a heart pattern. Two fish are kissing and making a big heart with bubbles. Girl fish is pink with a blue heart fin and the boy fish is yellow with a red heart fin. Inside sentiment is a whimsical pun "Your love makes me bubbly all over! Happy Valentine's Day!"
Product Id: 1409640
Valentine’s Day Coffee Latte Love card
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Inside Text: ...but if that doesn’t work out we can always go and get coffee! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: From my series of retro inspired Valentines. These remind me of the funny little cards that I gave away as a child. Enjoy!
Product Id: 261595
I’M A Cat Person Funny Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Let’s shed our inhibitions! Happy Valentine’s Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This hilarious cat person Valentine's Day card by Glenn McCoy is just the Valentine's Day card you've been looking for.
Product Id: 1090690
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