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Funny Valentine's Day Cards

Share a laugh with friends, family, and loved ones with Funny Valentine's Day cards from our collection of 430+ side-splitting, unique designs. Give the gift of a grin as well as your love and affection when you send Cupid to tickle their funny bones. Customize, and we'll put the laughs in the mail next business day.

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Valentine’s Day Cute Love Struck Squirrel Be Still…
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Inside Text: ... please say you’ll be my Valentine!
Artist: © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Hilarious Valentine's Day squirrel clasping their paws across their chest and declaring, Oh, be still my beating heart ... will you be my valentine? For squirrel lovers only. :) ©PamJArts
Product Id: 356171
Olive You (I love You) Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: I LOVE YOU Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Ivy M. Brown
Artist Notes: This illustration implies 'I Love You' but reads 'Olive You' for a fun play-on-words when you're telling that special someone how you feel. There is an original illustration on the front and Valentine's sentiment text inside.
Product Id: 994975
Sexual Energy Blind Seeing Eye Dogs Adult Humor Va…
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Inside Text: I only have eyes for you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this sexual energy Valentine's Day card for the person you're feeling some sexual energy for.
Product Id: 1090750
Zombie Brains Funny Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Karyn Lewis
Artist Notes: This funny Valentine's Day Card is perfect for geeks or movie monster fans. Card reads, I Love You More Than A Zombie Loves Brains in retro and movie-monster inspired fonts. Or send it any time you want to tell that special someone how much you love them.
Product Id: 369021
Seven Funny Dwarves Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to like dwarves to buy this funny dwarf Valentine's card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090688
Robot Holding Heart Balloons & Rose, Valentine’s D…
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Inside Text: ... means, I’m nuts about you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Cute vintage robot with I heart you display running while holding three heart shaped balloons and a single rose. Happy Valentine's Day.
Product Id: 1505596
Cute Funny Valentine’s Day Red White Simple Waterc…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!
Artist: Lyasya Sinkovski
Artist Notes: Give this cute and cozy Valentine's Day card to someone special to show how much you really love and need them! The card features my original watercolor painting of a coffee cup in a red knitted sleeve with a heart. The watercolor illustration-style painting on white background creates a contemporary feel.
Product Id: 1553840
Good Dog Video Spy Adult Humor Valentine’s Card
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Inside Text: From your secret admirer
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a Whyatt dog Valentine's Day card that you can give to your dog lovers!
Product Id: 1090742
Spiderweb Heart Valentine’d Day card
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Inside Text: I love hanging out with you. Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Amy Hadden
Artist Notes: Fun insect Valentine's Day card featuring two beautifully illustrated spiders who have spun a heart shaped web.
Product Id: 1594468
Happy Valentine’s Day Favorite PURRson Cute Cat in…
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Inside Text: I hope you are FELINE the love today! Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: Send your favorite PURRson this super sweet black kitty in a red bow tie surrounded by hearts to wish them a Happy Valentine's Day.
Product Id: 1595536
Stolen Valentine Chocolate May Lead to Sweet Valen…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day with lots of hugs and sweet kisses.
Artist: Ed Caldwell
Artist Notes: This humorous Valentine card features an empty, red, heart-shaped box of chocolate Valentine candy, surrounded by crumbs from the chocolate that has been eaten from the box. A note taped to the top of the box provides an apology from the chocolate thief for eating the Valentine candy, and suggests that the chocolate can still be tasted on the thief's lips. Chocolate lovers will get a kick (and maybe a kiss!) from this card.
Product Id: 1555332
Two Cartoon Chameleon in Love card
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Inside Text: Iguana hold your hand. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: LillyARTS
Artist Notes: This whimsical design of two cartoon chameleons with 5 watercolor hearts was inspired by a Beatles song: Iguana hold your hand.
Product Id: 363878
Funny Valentine’s Day card, cupid shot me, typogra…
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Inside Text: ... I’m totally, utterly, completely, head over heels in love with you. Happy Valentine’s Day - Say you’ll be mine?
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Artist Notes: A cute, funny Valentine's day story card, written in a bright red hand writing font, about how Cupid came out of nowhere with his bow & arrow and caused someone to fall in love. A modern style Valentine, lighthearted and humorous with an inside verse about being totally, head over heels in love.
Product Id: 1225434
Happy Valentine’s Day Toe-tally in Love Socks Humo…
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Inside Text: We make a perfect pair! Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: Send a silly toe pun to your perfect match of a lover with this pair of female legs in socks making a heart shape when you wish them a Happy Valentine's Day!
Product Id: 1594818
Valentine’s Day, One I Love, Made For Each Other, …
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Carol M. Kearns
Artist Notes: For Valentine's Day. Two interlocking jigsaw pieces, one pink and one black, with smiley faces. Placed on a red heart over a larger wine heart with tiny jigsaw pieces falling off the bottom of the card. The caption reads, To the one I love, made for each other.
Product Id: 1464564
Zombie in a Cemetery for Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Will you be my zombie Valentine?
Artist: JJBDesigns
Artist Notes: Ask someone to be your valentine with this zombie card. Tell them that you chews them! Design © 2015 Julia Bryant.
Product Id: 1406430
Zombie Brains Valentine’s Day Paper Card
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Inside Text: You’re always on my mind! Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090810
Valentine’s Day adult humor, three special words! …
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Inside Text: Let’s Get Naked!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: You can also customize the inside text: "I Love You", "Let's Get Lucky!", "I Want You!", "I Need You!", "You're Really Sexy!" etc. Perhaps the card is for an ex., in that case you might want to go with something like: "Go to Hell!', "I Hate You!", "Glad You're Gone!" ... use your imagine!!
Product Id: 891343
Snake Bite Penis Adult Humor Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Valentine’s Day sucks (in a good way!)
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be a snake lover to like this ranger Valentine's Day card by Glenn McCoy. Get it at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090774
You Make MISO Happy Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Artist Notes: "You Make MISO Happy" Valentine's Day card with a steaming bowl of soup is a fun and simple play on words. Japanese and Asian inspired humor card.
Product Id: 1355594
Heart Of A Poet Frankenstein Funny Valentines Day …
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Inside Text: I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen...
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This funny McIlwaine card with Frankenstein is a great Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090686
Valentine’s Day pair of peanuts hugging with red h…
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Inside Text: I’m just nuts about you!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Pair of peanuts hugging each other and red hearts with black border for Valentine's Day.
Product Id: 1045569
Science Lab Humorous Valentine’s Day card
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Inside Text: ... and determined we have chemistry! Happy Valentine’s Day
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: This humorous Valentine's Day card features a happy Labrador Retriever dog with tongue out, wearing an illustrated white lab coat and lime green goggles. Send to the pun lover to share the lab results ... you have chemistry.
Product Id: 1483654
Rapunzel Elevator Valentines Day Card Humor card
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Inside Text: One Happy Valentine’s Day coming right up!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a modern twist on a fairy tale from the fine folks of NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090784
An amusing, Heart Facts valentine card for male or…
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Inside Text: It’s the only organ that makes you feel better when you give it away. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You're only given so many heartbeats in your lifetime. DON'T waste them on exercise. But real heart facts in the listing on the cover, set into a yellow panel, lead to a warm Valentine greeting inside, The card can be for male or female recipients. The image is original.
Product Id: 1185440
What Happened To Leaf Adam & Eve Pot Humor Valenti…
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Inside Text: Hope your Valentine’s Day is smokin’
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This naughty Adam and Eve Valentines' Day card by Dan Collins is sold at NobleWorks. Lucky you!
Product Id: 1090682
I’m your man card
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Inside Text: baby, i’m your man ! happy valentine’s day !
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 52692
Valentine Funny Monster Eyes card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day! x
Artist: Dale Simpson Design
Artist Notes: Quirky humorous Monster Valentine with the words "I only have eyes for you" in shades of Pink! ©DaleSimpson
Product Id: 1597008
Happy Valentine’s Day Humor Adult Sexy Jeans Card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine’s Day to my sexy one!
Artist: Kerra Icansketchu
Artist Notes: Here you go--a card that just puts what you're thinking right out there--you like their butt in their jeans! Nothing like a compliment to get your Valentine's Day started out right-(right in the 'right' direction, even!). Created by Kerra Lindsey.
Product Id: 759825
Funny Valentine Elephant Giving Tree As Gift card
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Inside Text: You’re Unforgettable.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Artist Notes: This is a humorous cartoon Valentine's day card. It shows one elephant giving a tree to another as a Valentine's gift. It's cute humor from the Thomastoons cartoon catalog and is suited for almost anyone.
Product Id: 1574804
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