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Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Valentine's Day Card
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$3.89 (includes envelope),
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Quantity | Price Per Card |
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1 - 1* | $3.89 |
2 - 4* | $3.39 |
5 - 9 | $3.19 |
10 - 24 | $3.09 |
25 - 49 | $2.79 |
50 - 99 | $2.59 |
100 - 199* | $2.29 |
200 - 499* | $2.19 |
500 - 999* | $1.79 |
1,000 - 2,999* | $1.59 |
3,000+* | See bulk pricing |
* Orders with less than 5 cards or exceeding 99 cards are not eligible for FedEx Office pickup. |
Inside Text:
Everybody knows
it’s not the length
that matters with sex.
It’s the quality.
Happy Valentine’s Day,
my incomparable lover!
it’s not the length
that matters with sex.
It’s the quality.
Happy Valentine’s Day,
my incomparable lover!
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1333700
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
What’s the point of Valentine’s Day if it doesn’t culminate with a roll in the hay? But when you get to a certain age, you kind of need to ease back on the rolling if still want to make hay. No big deal. It happens to the best of us. So why not acknowledge it with a laugh with this funny Valentine’s Day card? Made especially for you and your significant other by your fiends (no, that’s not a typo) at FunnyBone Greetings.
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