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Happy Halloween, Did Someone Say Treats? Dog in Gh…
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Inside Text: Did someone say Treats? Happy Halloween
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: Funny and cute Halloween card features a golden retriever breed dog wearing a sheet ghost costume holding an orange jack o lantern treat bag.
Product Id: 869605
Candy Corn Halloween Humor card
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Inside Text: Have an A-maize-ing Halloween!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Children of the candy corn. A funny Halloween card with nine candy corn cartoon characters coming out of a field of corn stalks with a full moon in the background.
Product Id: 1405438
Dog in Pirate Costume with Bones, Funny Halloween …
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Inside Text: Make no bones about it.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Halloween card features a cartoon dog dressed like a pirate wearing a skull bandana, an eye patch and a bone in mouth while holding a candy bag full of bones.
Product Id: 1124316
Halloween Skeleton Tells a Funny Joke Graveyard Sc…
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Inside Text: Because they don’t have any BODY to dance with! Happy Halloween!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: This Halloween send out some laughs with this skeleton who thinks he's a 'Stand Up Comedian' and tells a funny joke in the graveyard!
Product Id: 1319918
Funny Halloween Witch Joke card
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Inside Text: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Halloween greeting card features a cartoon gag of witch's meeting at the Cozy Coven ladies night for drinks and conversation with one witch complaining about her day. A Wiccan's work is never done is a play on the phrase, A woman's work is never done.
Product Id: 1303138
Funny Halloween card - grim reaper costume at seni…
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Inside Text: Scare up some fun on fright night! Happy Halloween!
Artist: Cartertoons
Artist Notes: Card features cartoon showing a man dressed in a grim reaper costume at a senior center, scaring all of the senior citizens around him. Caption below reads: "Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party." Give a little laughter to somebody today with a zany Cartertoons humor card, only by Jon Carter!
Product Id: 1319184
Halloween Skeleton Tells a Funny Joke Trick or Tre…
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Inside Text: Because he doesn’t have the GUTS! Happy Halloween!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Any recipient will love receiving this silly Halloween card featuring a skeleton who thinks he can tell jokes and a bunch of cute kids out on Halloween night. Many thanks to Bonny Bendix for the use of her background image.
Product Id: 1320082
Been Papered Funny Card
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Inside Text: It’s Halloween...time to roll out the fun!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994835
Halloween Poem, Cupcake Saga - Bloody Eyeballs, an…
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Inside Text: . . . and to my horror and surprise, a Scrawny Witch was making cupcakes, and right before my eyes . . . rows of bloody cupcakes with eyes, and toes, and ears, were sitting on a shelf, well, it just brought me to tears. The sight of all those body parts alone by themselves, incased in little cupcakes on bloody cobwebbed shelves. Could they have once belonged to the owners of this store, who now reside as Ghosts and Ghouls to haunt it forever more. Oh, I’ll never have another cupcake from that little store, and when I wipe the blood from this one, it will be my last from there . . . for sure! Have a super spooky Halloween!
Artist: Carol Kearns
Artist Notes: This fun Halloween card is made up from a little poem I wrote especially for the occasion. The poem starts on the front of the card and continues on into the inside. My colorful drawings illustrate some of the poem and include a scrawny green witch, a bloody finger, some eye balls, pumpkins, spiders, and a cupcake. They surround the type which is in white on a mainly black background.
Product Id: 1328494
Mother Lied Funny Card
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Inside Text: Vegetables can kill you. Eat candy. Happy Halloween.
Artist: Charles Almon
Product Id: 994777
Halloween Pumpkin Carving card
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Inside Text: Happy Halloween!
Artist: Fritz Cartoons
Artist Notes: As a kid I always had issues trying to carve the pumpkin. I was always afraid of stabbing myself. This cartoon shows that not all carved pumpkins for Halloween are created equal.
Product Id: 1313540
Funny Hazmat Suit Halloween card
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Inside Text: Have a safe but FUN Halloween!!!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny Halloween card shows one way that trick-or-treaters can deal with allergies to certain kinds of candy. ©2015 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1374626
Cat Hanging With Bats Halloween Card
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Inside Text: Have fun hanging with the gang! Happy Halloween
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 974031
See My Tongue Funny Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Halloween is lip-smacking good!
Artist: Don Stone
Product Id: 994621
Vampire, dracula, frankenstein, shaving, without, …
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Inside Text: HAVE A SAFE HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 443794
Candy Scorn card
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Inside Text: Happy Halloween!
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Product Id: 84694
Vampire, wooden, stakes, halloween card
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Inside Text: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 373074
Two Scared Cats Trick or Treat with Owls Spooky Tr…
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Inside Text: Whoo cares! It’s spooky, so walk fast! Happy Halloween!
Artist: Sharon Fernleaf
Artist Notes: Whoo is it? 3 owls sit in a graveyard on tombstones and spooky trees while 2 cats with jack o' lantern treat bags and Halloween costumes walk beneath a full moon. Cute Original design by S. Fernleaf.
Product Id: 1118230
Funny Halloween card: Zombie Dog card
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Inside Text: And his bite is much worse than his bark. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 504972
O Positive Dracula Funny Card
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Inside Text: Have a bloody good time on Halloween.
Artist: Don Stone
Product Id: 994675
Zombie Voodoo Diner Humorous Halloween card
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Inside Text: Stop by, we would love to have you for dinner. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Halloween greeting card features graphic artwork of the fictitious voodoo diner. The logo style badge consists of a zombie or walking dead type character with type in a circular pattern and a brain muffin in front of a green background.
Product Id: 946233
Happy Owl-oween: Hysterical Halloween Greeting Car…
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Inside Text: Hope your Halloween is a hoot!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Evil-looking, night-dwelling, staring owls are always slightly scary and subtly spooky. But when an owl decks itself out in a black and red buckled witch's hat, decorates its tree branch with a lit jack o' lantern, and perches beneath a full moon featuring a flying witch silhouette, then it's downright frightening. This owlingly terrifying and chilling All Hallows' Eve greeting will be sure to get anyone in the right frame of mind for some tricking when you so treat them with it.
Product Id: 1543416
Happy Halloween Black Cat Threatening for Treats H…
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Inside Text: Have a Happy Halloween, or else!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: This cat doesn't mess around when it comes to trick-or-treating! Make someone LOL when you wish them a Happy Halloween with this punk cat making threats for treats in his pumpkin!
Product Id: 1540828
Halloween card — Underwearwolf card
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Inside Text: YEP, IT’S A FULL MOON ALL RIGHT.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 261000
Funny Bad Cat and Mummy’s Curse Halloween card
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Inside Text: May nothing cause your Halloween fun to come unraveled.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny Halloween card features a bad cat who is pulling on something that looks like toilet paper, but he's actually causing a mummy to come unraveled. © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1491442
Funny Count Barkula Dog Halloween card
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Inside Text: Beware of Count Barkula! You don’t know whether he’ll bite your neck or pee on your shoe. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny Halloween card features a dog who only goes out at night, because he's Count Barkula! © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1491440
Funny Halloween card: Zombie Family card
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Inside Text: IT’S A NO-BRAINER! HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 498363
Happy Halloween Creepy Doll Humor card
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Inside Text: ... all that it’s cracked up to be! Happy Halloween!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: Send this creepy cracked baby doll to wish some one a Happy Halloween and tell them that you hope it's all it's cracked up to be!
Product Id: 1539604
Wine Happy Halloween Cheers with Witch Cats and Ra…
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Inside Text: May all of the spirits that you find, be in the form of great tasting wine! Cheers and Happy Halloween!
Artist: Stephanie Laird
Artist Notes: Wine Happy Halloween card. This has a witch, cat and raven on the cover with Cheers! A fun and humorous Halloween card for the lover of wine!
Product Id: 1574498
Halloween Dapper Dancing Skeleton card
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Inside Text: It’s Halloween! Let’s shake, rattle, and roll!
Artist: Stephie McCarthy
Artist Notes: Mr. Bones wants to shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween. This dapper skeleton is on the move carrying his glowing lantern through the cemetery gate.
Product Id: 1581494
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