I Saw Mommy Wrestling Santa Claus Funny Christmas Card

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Well, there might not have been a creature stirring on Christmas Eve, but Mommy and Daddy were sure going at it on the living room floor. Made so much noise their five-year-old daughter had to investigate, thinking that maybe she’d catch a glimpse of Santa in the process. What she got instead was some unplanned sex education. She also wasn’t too sure about Mommy tying her stockings in a knot before she hung them from the mantel. She figured Mommy would get more stuff from Santa if she untied the knot. She also wondered why Mommy got to hang up two stockings while she and Daddy only got one apiece. Mommy explained to her that she had been and extra good girl this year and was therefore expecting a bigger haul that usual.