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Adult Christmas Card Wow That Sure Beats Milk and Cookies card
“Such a pleasant surprise to be able to have my thoughts and feelings expressed myself. Especially as it was for my husband’s 90 th birthday. Others were certainly impressed.”
Marion - May 14th, 2025
“My daughters loved the Mother's Day cards I sent with a photo of me with them and some of my own words to personalize what was already on the cards. And, the Happy Birthday card was for a musician at our church. I uploaded a photo of him playing the guitar at church. People are just amazed by these personalized cards. They are so happy to get them and I'm so happy to send them.
Liz Donnelly”
Elizabeth - Kansas City, Missouri - May 13th, 2025
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$3.89 (includes envelope),
as low as
$1.59
| Quantity | Price Per Card |
|---|---|
| 1 - 1* | $3.89 |
| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
| 5 - 9 | $3.19 |
| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
| 25 - 49 | $2.79 |
| 50 - 99 | $2.59 |
| 100 - 199* | $2.29 |
| 200 - 499* | $2.19 |
| 500 - 999* | $1.79 |
| 1,000 - 2,999* | $1.59 |
| 3,000+* | See bulk pricing |
| * Orders with less than 5 cards or exceeding 99 cards are not eligible for FedEx Office pickup. | |
Inside Text:
Merry Christmas
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Inside text only
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Product ID:
1861784
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Availability:
In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Adult Christmas card. The front shows a cartoon with Santa in bed with two sexy women. The words say: Wow! That sure beats milk and cookies! Inside says: Merry Christmas
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