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Get well-they say there’s a bug going around card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon.
Artist: They say cards
Artist Notes: Funny, dry British humour. Makes fun of the common things people say to other people when they are ill. The characters represent the "they" we all refer to when we want to sound like we know what we are talking about. A light hearted way to say "Get well soon".
Product Id: 799656
Sorry about your accident--cracked egg card
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Inside Text: Sorry to hear about your accident. Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Artist: Jenny Fenlason
Product Id: 697623
Porcupine Acupuncture Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope you’re feeling better soon.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994915
Which sucks when you’re not feeling well and could…
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Inside Text: Which sucks when you’re not feeling well and could use some help. Hope you feel purrrrrfect soon!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 440580
Get Well, Not Running on all Cylinders, Cartoon Ca…
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Inside Text: ... BUT WILL SEE YOU IN THE FAST LANE SOON!
Artist: Drive By Greetings
Product Id: 984769
Next Humor Card
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Inside Text: Feel better soon.
Artist: Leo Cullum
Product Id: 994905
A prescription for people soup - get well soon - f…
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Inside Text: Don’t chicken out! Get well soon!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 782294
Doctor x-rays may wrapped in snake. Get well card
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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON! (I’m sure the doctor knows what he’s doing!)
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 886951
Get Well Pup card
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Inside Text: HEAL!
Artist: Diane N. Ennis
Artist Notes: Healing advice from a sweet Boston Terrier pup.
Product Id: 534183
GET WELL - CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP - HUMOR card
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Inside Text: . . . the Darn Chicken hasn’t laid a SINGLE NOODLE yet! Oh well, NOT going to get my feathers all RUFFLED-Up, let’s hope you Get Well REAL SOON, anyway!
Artist: Trudy Wilkerson
Artist Notes: Most all effects have been digitally designed to create a more realistic affect - sometimes they may be incorporated into actual photos. CREDITS: Some graphics used under purchased commercial license or TOU provided by Original graphics (c)delightful-doodles***All Photography by (c) Trudy Wilkerson
Product Id: 950265
Post-op visit card
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Inside Text: THE INCISION IS HEALING NICELY
Artist: fred burns
Artist Notes: PEN AND INK, COLORED PENCIL
Product Id: 809193
Not feeling up to speed card
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Inside Text: hope you get well soon !
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 54905
Get Well-Humorous Poodle card
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Inside Text: I heard you felt like DOOdle! Hope you are up to a speedy recovery because that is what I am wishing for you! Get well soon.
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black-When someone is feeling like doodle, send them this card and wish them a speedy recovery! Easily change the inside verse to fit your need and occasion. You can find this image for belated birthday as well as other fun cards at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 840908
Amusing Get Well Wish - Dog Therapy card
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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon illustrates one problem with HMO's and approvals of certain therapies. Maybe Obamacare will give everyone a free dog.
Product Id: 1216608
Congratulations on Throwing Up at the Party card
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Inside Text: You drank until the party’s end. Oh yeah, that’s nothing new. The party rocked, my drinking friend, until you began to spew.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78548
Get Well Soon-Feeling Crappy-Humor-Poop card
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Inside Text: So I’m sending this crappy card to cheer you up. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Artist Notes: Piece of Poop Card with Arrow and Brown Border. Now Reads: I Know You're Feeling Like ... *graphics courtesy of pixabay-permission granted by Nemo*Designed by Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 949296
Your Appendix Funny Card
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Inside Text: You are bound to feel better soon.
Artist: Glenn McCoy
Product Id: 994795
Get Well - Obamacare card
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Inside Text: Be thankful you’re being taken care of before it’s too late! Also, I’d advise against seeing a doctor if you develop migraines. Just sayin’. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 508021
Sorry feeling crumby cookie get well card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Artist Notes: Cute sad cookie feel better soon card. Cartoon chocolate chip cookie feeks bad you're feeling crumby, Chocolate chip cookie is a photograph, with digital cartoon and text effects added. Full color on a faux brown paper background.
Product Id: 1467714
Heart transplant doctor patient card
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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 440798
Get Well Pup card
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Inside Text: Try barking at strangers and sleeping in the sun. It always works for me! (hope you’re up & wagging soon!)
Artist: Diane N. Ennis
Artist Notes: Healing offer from a sweet Boston Terrier pup.
Product Id: 534185
Toady Stool Sample Get Well Humor card
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping you’re well soon ... toadily.
Artist: Jonny Hawkins' Card Store
Product Id: 420050
Get Well - Coffee Pot - Perk Up - card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Annie Kelly
Artist Notes: Cheer up a family member or friend with this adorable sunny yellow and orange star burst background card that features a very happy and adorable coffee pot. With the humor filled saying, this card is sure to delight coffee lovers as well!
Product Id: 1352954
Get Well Soon Turtle card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Artist Notes: Cute cartoon turtle illustration wishing you a speedy recovery. Turtle is hand drawn with colored pencils, then scanned into digital format. Turtle is in full color, on a slightly textured brown paper background that was digitally rendered. Inside reads: Hope you feel better soon!
Product Id: 1498420
Funny Chihuahua Take Care of Your-Selfie Get Well …
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Inside Text: Hope you are feeling better and taking care of your-SELFIE!
Artist: M. Rosso
Original image by:
graphicphoto/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: Send a smile and a get well wish to someone who is under the weather with this funny Chihuahua sticking its tongue out and taking a selfie - a funny pun to remind someone - take care of your-selfie! Who could resist laughing at this cute, funny fella?!
Product Id: 1334620
Reflections - a funny Get Well Poem card
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Inside Text: Get Well Soon
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A Get Well Card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the patient in a mood to reflect on all sorts of things.
Product Id: 1215796
Getting Well - a funny Get Well Poem card
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Inside Text: Get Well Soon
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A funny Get Well Card, featuring a bad poem and illustration, about staying focused on "job one".
Product Id: 1339654
Amusing Chicken Soup Get Well Wish Cartoon card
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Inside Text: FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon shows a patient getting a universal cure for whatever ails you. Now if we can find a universal fix for politicians. I thought of this cartoon right after lunch.
Product Id: 1223824
Funny Get Well Card Why Don’t Anteaters Get Ill? c…
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Inside Text: Because they’re full of ANT-i-bodies! Hope you feel better soon.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Funny Get Well/Feel Better card with a cartoon anteater and the words, Why don't anteaters get ill? Inside says, Because they're full of ANT-i-bodies! Hope you feel better soon.
Product Id: 1572068
Humorous Get Well Card With Cartoon Doctor’s Instr…
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Inside Text: It took me three days to drink all that bath water! Hope you’re feeling better
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous get well card with a cartoon doctor and the instructions he gave. The words say, My doctor said to take two pills, followed by a hot bath! Inside says, It took me three days to drink all that bath water! Hope you're feeling better
Product Id: 1516756
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