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“I was so happy to find the perfect card for my 102 yr old father-in-law.”
JAN - Nov 14th, 2018
“I LOVE your cards, and so do my family and friends. It is great to be able to personalize them, and to change font size, etc. for recipients who are vision impaired. The service is prompt (most of my orders arrive within three days), the artwork and designs are professional, and the prices (with discounts) are far superior to cards available in the stores in my area. I have recommended Greeting Card Universe to many people and will continue to do so.”
Roberta - Nov 15th, 2018
Friends With Benefits card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let’s Be Friends |
| Artist: | Great Scott Designs© |
| Artist Notes: | Oddly enough, this design was recently featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine German Edition in February 2008. Aimed a wee bit more towards the adult audience but simple enough to get the message across. Scott Designs © |
| Product Id: | 150455 |
Any Day ’Three special words!’ Collection for your…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | "Let’s Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Artist Notes: | Let's face it, any day is in fact, the perfect time to get naked with the one you love! Give it a try today, what have you got to loose? (Besides your clothes!) |
| Product Id: | 1230596 |
Everybody Is Somebody Else’s WEIRDO 1st Anniversar…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy first anniversary!!!! |
| Artist: | Olivia A. Kneibler |
| Artist Notes: | It takes true love to be married to a weirdo! Share some of the fun with this first anniversary card that is filled with whimsy and humor for that special "weirdo" couple. |
| Product Id: | 1389304 |
Newly Divorced card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76424 |
Happy Anniversary for Husband-Peanut Butter & Jell…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... but being with you is really a treat! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, my wonderful husband! |
| Artist: | Christie Black-Creations from the Heart |
| Artist Notes: | ©Christie Black. Send your hubby this fun peanut butter and jelly themed humorous anniversary card if he is nutty and you are sweet. Fun way to show your love! Red borders and stringed hearts. |
| Product Id: | 1434578 |
Funny Valentine’s Day card, meme, humor, cute boy …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I REALLY hope you like cute little boxes! Happy Valentine’s Day! |
| Artist: | Micklyn Le Feuvre |
| Artist Notes: | A sweet & funny meme style Valentine's Day card showing a picture of a cute little boy holding an empty chocolate box. Text outside: Hey girl, for Valentine's Day, I bought you delicious chocolates in a cute little box ... Inside: I REALLY hope you like cute little boxes! Happy Valentine's Day! |
| Product Id: | 1095918 |
Happy Anniversary for Wife-Peanut Butter & Jelly H…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... but being with you is really a treat! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, my wonderful wife! |
| Artist: | Christie Black-Creations from the Heart |
| Artist Notes: | ©Christie Black. If you have a sweet wife and you're kind of nutty ... this is the perfect anniversary card to send to your wife! Peanut butter and jelly bread-slice characters are on the front of this card that is bordered in red and has a string of hearts overhead. |
| Product Id: | 1434580 |
You are the Best thing in my Life Funny Romance ab…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Even so, I love you very dearly |
| Artist: | jenny wood |
| Artist Notes: | Humor caption combined with artwork which is finely drawn with ornation style drawing and the remaining sections of the artwork are created in ink and collage. The orginal artwork was A3 sized and sold framed. |
| Product Id: | 1465460 |
Friday ’Three special words!’ Collection for your …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | "Let’s Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Artist Notes: | After a long week at work or home with the kids, it's finally here! Friday! Even though you're tired you know you still have a little extra energy to kick off the weekend! I hope this card gets the party started! |
| Product Id: | 1233238 |
Cartoon Garbage Truck, Knowing You has been a Tota…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You can’t dump on me anymore! |
| Artist: | Drive-By-Greetings |
| Product Id: | 241592 |
Humorous 40th Anniversary Card Shorter Sentence Fo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To you, however, I’m sure forty years seems like only yesterday! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous fortieth anniversary card with a carton showing an elderly couple at their 40th celebration, but looking tired or depressed. The words say, It was a sad day when Ed and Irma discovered it would have been a shorter sentence if they'd been convicted of murder! The inside says, To you, however, I'm sure forty years seems like only yesterday! Happy Anniversary |
| Product Id: | 1523758 |
Simply Black - Party Pants card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | and You’re the Guest of Honor |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1325120 |
Knock Knock Orange Anniversary card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Orange you glad that I remembered our anniversary? |
| Artist: | Jason Nocera |
| Artist Notes: | Everyone loves Knock Knock Jokes! Remember that special anniversary with this silly pun. It features a hand-drawn, cute cartoon orange. Original artwork by professional cartoonist J. Nocera. |
| Product Id: | 1247750 |
Free At Last card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76278 |
F*ck You card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76402 |
Humor and fantasy for your husband on his birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Dear, dear husband, it’s your birthday! I hope more of your fantasies come true on this anniversary! I love you! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | It's your husband's birthday and he always has one foot deep in fantasyland. Wish him continuing fantasies on this anniversary. |
| Product Id: | 1478716 |
Leaving card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Actually, it’s way past time! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76396 |
I Knead You - Meow and Purrrever - Funny Romantic …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | meow and purrrever |
| Artist: | Ivy M. Brown |
| Artist Notes: | Tell your partner how much you love them with this cute cat card! The adorable, illustrated design (Ivy & Ink ©) and pun on the front is a sweet way to show your devotion, the message on the inside is just as lovable and punny. |
| Product Id: | 1490684 |
Amusing My reality TV is you - couch couple card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I voted everyone off the island but you. I love you. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | I was inspired to do this cartoon by looking at my reflection in the mirror. Reality basically sucks. The cartoon people on my card seem lost in the event though. Maybe I'll get another mirror and try again. |
| Product Id: | 1215978 |
Humorous Love/Romance Card With Poop Emoji and Toi…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You get the idea. I Love You |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Love/Romance card with a cartoon of a roll of toilet paper holding hands with a "poop" emoji. The words say We go together like. Inside says, You get the idea. I Love You |
| Product Id: | 1534070 |
Funny blank all occasion couples relationship cart…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | A relationship card, blank inside for all occasions, that offers a whole range of possible dating or relationship discussions. |
| Product Id: | 1330258 |
Good Riddance card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To bad rubbish! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76404 |
Anniversary Card For Spousewith a Man Giving His W…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Anniversary card for spouse with a cartoon of a man giving his wife a toaster for their anniversary. She looks puzzled, he looks pleased. The words say, You bought me a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have. Seriously, you shouldn't have. |
| Product Id: | 1482574 |
Alternative card from a PO’d female cartoon card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... bite my ass. There are far more words than three I could unleash but I’ll just stick with those for now, asshole. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The cartoon couple seem ready to share something special. Their relationship has reached a critical point. The verse inside is a verbal judo chop and a probable good bye to the man you'd like to see gone. |
| Product Id: | 1429328 |
A fun comment on a promising relationship card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m enjoying myself with you, your presence, your scent, your intellect and your humor. I hope we can continue the promise of this journey. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You've run across someone that stands out from the crowd and you like the way things are going. This little note will continue the flirtation. |
| Product Id: | 1454162 |
Humorous Apology Card From A Man to A Woman Give M…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m sorry. Please forgive me. I Love You |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Apology/I'm sorry card from a man (husband) to a woman (wife). The cartoon shows a man pleading to the woman. The words say, C'mon, give me a hint! Was it something I forgot? Did I do something? Inside says, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I love you |
| Product Id: | 1531024 |
Blank Note Card with Cartoon about a Girls Breakup…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Blank note card with a cartoon showing a woman at a table talking to another. She has a container of ice cream. The words say, Just when I thought I was over my boyfriend breaking up with me, I ran out of ice cream! |
| Product Id: | 1493840 |
CHOCOLATE COFFEE & MEN - THE RICHER THE BETTER car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | artist Frank DeLoach |
| Artist Notes: | Ok ladies . . . here's your chance to say what you're really thinking. Send this fun "Chocolate Coffee & Men The Richer The Better" greeting card to all your friends. Order this Mr. Right greeting card today. |
| Product Id: | 1023911 |
Imaginary boyfriends are best, friendship fun. car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Kate Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | A cartoon lady sitting on a plaid patterned sofa, talking to an imaginary boyfriend, who is telling her that she is looking lovely today. The text says 'Imaginary boyfriends are best'. |
| Product Id: | 1498708 |
Saturday ’Three special words!’ Collection for you…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | "Let’s Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Artist Notes: | So maybe you're out having dinner with that someone special or home with your spouse sipping some wine. Give them this card and see how the rest of your night goes! Hope it brings you some fun! |
| Product Id: | 1233234 |
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