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Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Anniversary Card

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Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Anniversary card
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Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Anniversary Card
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Inside Text:
Everybody knows
itís not the length
that matters with sex.
Itís the quality.

Happy Anniversary,
my peerless lover!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Abraham Lincoln famously said, ďIn the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.Ē Unfortunately he was assassinated the following evening, which, on the bright side, proved with indisputable finality that Lincoln didnít just talk the talk, he walked the walk. The point is, the same can be said for sex: Itís not the duration that counts; itís the quality. This blissful elderly couple certainly knows that. So who needs foreplay when two-play will suffice? A funny Anniversary card for your significant other ó only from FunnyBone Greetings.
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