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Catch By Wrists Humor Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | What a pair! Happy Anniversary. |
| Artist: | Tom Cheney |
| Product Id: | 994871 |
Funny Dog anniversary card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Anniversary! (Stay frisky.) |
| Artist: | © Chuck Ingwersen |
| Product Id: | 944655 |
Anniversary Humor Card, Traditional Gift Mix Up ca…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Anniversary! |
| Artist: | T Coffin |
| Artist Notes: | A humorous Anniversary card depicting a cartoon of a married couple in the bedroom, the husband seems to be experiencing a little confusion with the meaning of “wood” as it relates to the traditional anniversary gift list. The inside of the card reads “Happy Anniversary!” |
| Product Id: | 1358016 |
Funny Anniversary Cards: Hard of Hearing card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hear that? Wishing you a very . . . Happy Anniversary! |
| Artist: | T. Coffin |
| Artist Notes: | Funny Anniversary card depicting a cartoon of an older married couple watching the evening news and the husband needing a little help with hearing just what was being reported. The inside of the card reads “Hear that? Wishing you a very . . . Happy Anniversary!” |
| Product Id: | 1358930 |
Anniversary ’Three special words!’ Collection for …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | "Let’s Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Artist Notes: | So it's your Anniversary! How romantic! Yes, flowers are lovely and candy is divine! But what we really want is to get naked and show some real love! I hope that this card will get things rolling for you, real quickly! |
| Product Id: | 1230540 |
Tic tac toe - anniversary card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | -wanna play? Happy Anniversary! |
| Artist: | Bruce Cohen |
| Product Id: | 457935 |
Anniversary Card With Cartoon About Woman In A Boo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Behind every woman is a man who doesn’t have a clue what he’s done wrong! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Adult Anniversary card with a cartoon showing a woman in a bookstore. She asks the clerk, I want to get a book for my husband. Do you have marriage for a dumb ***? Inside says, Behind every woman is a man who doesn't have a clue what he's done wrong! Happy Anniversary |
| Product Id: | 1560518 |
Cartoon Man Looks As Bra Is Tossed Into the Room. …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hope tonight’s the night! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Man watches a bra being tossed to him from the bedroom, says Does this mean you're not mad anymore? |
| Product Id: | 1468742 |
Anniversary Sex for her - Funny card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m not getting any, am I? Happy Anniversary you vixen! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 490124 |
Funny Adult Anniversary Card Doing Things Together…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous adult anniversary card (this would work for a spouse or for a couple.). There is a cartoon showing a couple sitting on two toilets. She says: I'm not saying I don't want to do things together, I just think this is too much! Inside says: Happy Anniversary |
| Product Id: | 1605836 |
Sexy, Steamy Anniversary Kisses card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | One for each year. Happy Anniversary, Darling! |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 379303 |
Happy Anniversary, Cartoon Burlesque Lady Sitting …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To us! |
| Artist: | Kate Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | A cartoon dark haired lady in a skimpy pink outfit, high pink heels and with feathers in her hair. She is sitting in an enormous pink cocktail glass, with one arm behind her head and one leg in the air, and smiling broadly. Inside, the card says 'To us !' A fun. anniversary card for your partner! |
| Product Id: | 1129904 |
Simply Black - Happy Anniversary - Make a wish, yo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Naughty or Nice or Really Naughty |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1211494 |
Sexy Puppy : Happy Anniversary Husband card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You always knew how to win me over. Happy Anniversary, husband dear. |
| Artist: | Far Gone Greetings |
| Product Id: | 475292 |
Getting What You Want On Your Anniversary Adult Su…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And I’m going to give it to you. |
| Artist: | Champagne & Truffle Fries |
| Artist Notes: | It's your anniversary and it's time to celebrate. Only you know what they want for your anniversary and you are going to give it to them. |
| Product Id: | 1518820 |
Happy Anniversary with Sexy Tub Time card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Ditch the distractions and have a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! |
| Artist: | Chuck Ingwersen |
| Artist Notes: | This funny wedding anniversary card features a couple enjoying some sexy tub time with a little wine and a little duck. Time to ditch that duck! © Chuck Ingwersen |
| Product Id: | 1557616 |
Adult Sexy Wedding Anniversary Wine Bottle & Glass…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Honey, I want to wine you, and dine you, and ... what was the rest of that? Let’s toast and figure it out! Cheers! |
| Artist: | C.A.Teresa |
| Artist Notes: | An adult theme wedding anniversary card to get things going on your special day. Show your partner some love and romance with this original design by artist C.A.Teresa featuring a bottle of wine with glasses and a rose! And you can easily personalize the inside with any name,personal message, or a special photo! |
| Product Id: | 932712 |
Anniversary Sex for him - Funny card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’re not getting any. Happy Anniversary Stud |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 490125 |
Wedding Anniversary Adult Humor Card with Peanut B…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You were made for each other! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laurie Schneider |
| Artist Notes: | A cute slice of jelly wearing a pink bow is happily letting the male peanut butter slice with a mustache know to his surprise that she wants to be on top. A adult humor anniversary card for any couple on a white backdrop with a talk bubble with red text. Inside verse plays on peanut butter and jelly going together, You were made for each other! Happy Anniversary. Original design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Scrappin Doodles |
| Product Id: | 1362492 |
Simply black - happy anniversary, sexy card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I Love You |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 878722 |
Simply Black - Happy Anniversary card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Do you want to have sex? |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1435000 |
Funny Adult Anniversary Card For Wife Love You For…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... your tits are just an added benefit! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Funny Adult Anniversary card for wife, with a cartoon dog on a violet background. The words say, I love you for your smile, your warmth, your personality ... Inside says, ... your tits are just an added benefit! Happy Anniversary |
| Product Id: | 1577676 |
Unwrapped Anniversary Gift card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | But I figured you’d just tear the wrapping off, anyway. Happy Anniversary, Sweetheart! |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 370502 |
Happy Anniversary Horny Old Goat Humor card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... only has eyes for you. Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Vicky Rubin |
| Artist Notes: | After all these years, you can feel free to send this card to a loved one who still likes a good roll in the hay. So let your inner animal out with this funny, sweet, sexy goat anniversary card featuring a grinning white billy in blue overalls with a bouquet of flowers. |
| Product Id: | 1277000 |
Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Anni…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Everybody knows it’s not the length that matters with sex. It’s the quality. Happy Anniversary, my peerless lover! |
| Artist: | © Dan Brown |
| Artist Notes: | Abraham Lincoln famously said, “In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” Unfortunately he was assassinated the following evening, which, on the bright side, proved with indisputable finality that Lincoln didn’t just talk the talk, he walked the walk. The point is, the same can be said for sex: It’s not the duration that counts; it’s the quality. This blissful elderly couple certainly knows that. So who needs foreplay when two-play will suffice? A funny Anniversary card for your significant other — only from FunnyBone Greetings. |
| Product Id: | 1333694 |
Humorous Adult Anniversary Card The First Time I S…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... that I was going to have real or imaginary sex with you! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult Anniversary card with a cartoon bear. The words say: The first time i saw you, i knew ... Inside says: ... that I was going to have real or imaginary sex with you! Happy Anniversary |
| Product Id: | 1620810 |
Simply Black - Happy Anniversary card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Do you want to f*ck? |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1420024 |
Chicken Pole Dancer Barnyard Cockpit Funny Anniver…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Anniversary to the hottest chick I know! |
| Artist: | © Dan Brown |
| Artist Notes: | Sometimes you look at her and you wonder, really wonder, why on earth she chose you when every other guy in the barnyard would have followed her anywhere at the drop of a tail feather. So don’t blow it, buddy. Tell her she’s the only chick for you and that’s the way it’s going to be till pigs fly. Well, don’t use those words verbatim. The words inside this funny anniversary card, exclusively from FunnyBone Greetings, say it better. |
| Product Id: | 1308164 |
Adult Anniversary Card Know What I Like Most About…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You bring out the slut in me! Happy Anniversary |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Adult Anniversary card with a drawing showing a woman laying down with her panties lifted by the heel of her shoe. The words say: Know what I like most about you? Inside says: You bring out the slut in me! Happy Anniversary |
| Product Id: | 1631854 |
New Wheels Naked Seniors Running Funny Anniversary…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Anniversary to a guy who still knows how to get my motor running! |
| Artist: | © Dan Brown |
| Artist Notes: | Sure, you got more of a chill from your guy than the car he drove up in. But you have to admit, his wheels played a role, too. Yup, the sexy little sports car he had in the 60s, the muscle cars he had in the 70s and 80s, the SUVs he hand in the 90s and beyond with more power and gadgetry than a NASA spacecraft — they all helped to get your motor running. So his latest wheels ain’t that grandiose. Big deal. He still is. Say so with this funny anniversary card, only from FunnyBone Greetings. |
| Product Id: | 1322020 |
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