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Humorous Adult Birthday Card Learned Two Important Things In Life card
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Inside Text:
... the second is, that I've got to
start writing this shit down!
Happy Birthday
start writing this shit down!
Happy Birthday
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1587446
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Folded 7" x 5" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Humorous Adult birthday card with a cartoon bear and the words: I've learned two important things in my life. I can't recall the first ... Inside says ... the second is, that I've got to start writing this *** down!
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