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Hot Stuff - Birthday card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year older and you still sizzle!
Artist: Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY OTHER BIRTHDAY CARDS VARIETIES IN MY STORE.
Product Id: 296372
Sexy naughty Happy Birthday male card
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Inside Text: I hope it’s not just candles you plan on blowing!
Artist: Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: ALL TEXT, BORDERS AND BACKGROUNDS CAN BE CHANGED TO SUIT YOUR COLOR THEME...USE CONTACT ARTIST BUTTON TO ARRANGE CHANGES....MANY MORE CARD VARIETIES AVAILABLE IN MY STORE..
Product Id: 609786
Sexy Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a wonderful Birthday.
Artist: Moonlake
Product Id: 335250
Egg In The Picture Humor Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. You sure don’t look your age!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994881
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
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Inside Text: One for each year. Happy Birthday, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 370510
Piranha Humor Nude Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Getting older really bites. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Go nuts with this funny Whyatt card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090134
Humorous Happy Birthday I Got You a Six Pack card
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Inside Text: I thought you would enjoy a six pack!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: A close up image of a man's very muscular abdominal area with a Happy Birthday wish. The inside reads, "I thought you would enjoy a six pack!"
Product Id: 1522428
Birthday mug of beer with candles isolated on blac…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Striped birthday candles in a mug of beer for general birthday.
Product Id: 1304390
St. Mary Juana Funny Sacrilegious Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope this birthday takes you higher.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Sacred saints to potheads will love this card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089930
Birthday Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: It’s gonna get a little hot tonite
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 892475
Sexy Birthday Humor - Spouse card
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Inside Text: Now let’s go eat!
Artist: Fizzet Creations
Product Id: 472106
How Many Beers Does It Take To Have A Happy Birthd…
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Inside Text: Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a drawing of a glass of beer on a violet background. the words say, How many beers does it take to have a happy birthday? Inside says, Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1523388
Humorous Birthday Card Let’s Get Slothed! card
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Inside Text: Let’s get slothed!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon of two sloths hanging from a tree limb. The words say: It's your birthday! Inside says: Let's get slothed! (pun for sloshed/drunk)
Product Id: 1587858
Happy Friggin’ Birthday! card
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Inside Text: You’re lookin’ freakin’ amazing!
Artist: Lisa Rotenberg
Artist Notes: One in a series of fun typography cards by Canadian artist, Lisa Rotenberg.
Product Id: 1390508
Birthday - Sexy Red Head with Martini card
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Inside Text: Cheers!
Artist: Lj Maxx
Artist Notes: A very sexy Red Head in an inviting pose wears a tight chartreuse - green dress - panty hose + wedge High Heel shoes and holds up a Martini to Cheer on a Birthday celebration.. Customizable text front and inside. Email me here if you need personalizing assistance.
Product Id: 603785
Humorous Adult Birthday Card The Birthday Fairy Co…
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Inside Text: I say we kill the bitch! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon of a middle-aged fairy, with heels and pearls. The words say, Every year the birthday fairy comes to make us another year older! Inside says, I say we kill the bitch! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1566650
Birthday-sexy lips & cherry card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Baby!
Artist: Joann Vitali
Product Id: 843332
Reefer Time Adult Smoking Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, dude.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It's time to buy this reefer card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089934
Press For Sex Birthday card
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Inside Text: Best Wishes And Enjoy Your Birthday
Artist: Brian McConnell
Artist Notes: A humorous adult Birthday Card for a male or female. Card Features a Press For Sex button and an amusing a message in striking white and red against a black background. Put your own special message inside.
Product Id: 1415760
Happy Birthday Sexy Adult cute card
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Inside Text: Have a Very Happy Birthday!
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: This one took an age to creat but I hope it shows the fun :)
Product Id: 382882
Adult Birthday Card With I Only Drink Beer On Days…
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Inside Text: Hey, birthday ends in "Y", doesn’t it! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous adult birthday card with a cartoon showing a man with a case of beer. The words say: I only drink beer on days ending in Y! Inside says, Hey, birthday ends in "Y", doesn't it! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1589534
Humorous Birthday Card With Cartoon Soy Sauce Let’…
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Inside Text: Let’s get sauced!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon bottle of soy sauce. The words, on a blue background, say: It's Your Birthday! Inside says: Let's get sauced!
Product Id: 1587868
Humorous Adult Birthday Card Life And Beer Are Ver…
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Inside Text: Chill for best results! Have a cool birthday!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon showing a man at a bar holding a mug of beer. The words say: Life and beer are very similar! Inside says: Chill for best results! Have a cool birthday!
Product Id: 1589224
Sexy Man Back Birthday card
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Inside Text: Our friendship is a source of joy to me, yesterday, today and tomorrow! Happy birthday!
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: A photo of the back of a sexy nude man . A perfect card to surprise your Friend. There is inside a text which you can customize to something very personal.
Product Id: 1254842
HAPPY BIRTHDAY with woman card
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Inside Text: I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD
Product Id: 618639
Getting What You Want For Your Birthday Adult Sugg…
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Inside Text: And I’m going to give it to you.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: Birthdays are for giving! Only you know what they want for their birthday and you are going to give it to them. A sexy, forward card they are going to love to receive on their special day.
Product Id: 1518816
Adult Birthday Card With Warning To Be Opened Only…
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Inside Text: Oh c’mon, who are you kidding? Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a Warning sign. It says, This card is to be opened by virgins only! Inside says, Oh c'mon, who are you kidding? Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1569682
Adult Sexy Birthday Card With Female card
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Inside Text: Birthday wishes and lots of love just for You! Happy Birthday
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: avalonbears@talktalk.net .. Please feel free to contact me at any time regarding customization of the cards, I am always happy to help.
Product Id: 824232
Amusing Serial Birthday Carder Cartoon card
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Inside Text: Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you’ll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The red-dressed birthday card purchaser storms along the sidewalk in this birthday greeting. She's ready to inflict birthday insults to anyone and everyone.
Product Id: 1366004
Comic birthday wish from the Fairy Cardmother card
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Inside Text: POOF!! You’re a virgin again! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: I'm always inspired by magicians. The overweight fairy card mother swings her magic wand to grant the cardholder's wish to return to virginity.
Product Id: 1183950
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