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Egg In The Picture Humor Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. You sure don’t look your age!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994881
Piranha Humor Nude Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Getting older really bites. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Go nuts with this funny Whyatt card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090134
Humorous Happy Birthday I Got You a Six Pack card
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Inside Text: I thought you would enjoy a six pack!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: A close up image of a man's very muscular abdominal area with a Happy Birthday wish. The inside reads, "I thought you would enjoy a six pack!"
Product Id: 1522428
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
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Inside Text: One for each year. Happy Birthday, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 370510
Birthday mug of beer with candles isolated on blac…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Striped birthday candles in a mug of beer for general birthday.
Product Id: 1304390
St. Mary Juana Funny Sacrilegious Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope this birthday takes you higher.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Sacred saints to potheads will love this card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089930
Sexy Birthday Humor - Spouse card
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Inside Text: Now let’s go eat!
Artist: Fizzet Creations
Product Id: 472106
Birthday Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: It’s gonna get a little hot tonite
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 892475
How Many Beers Does It Take To Have A Happy Birthd…
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Inside Text: Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a drawing of a glass of beer on a violet background. the words say, How many beers does it take to have a happy birthday? Inside says, Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1523388
Humorous Adult Birthday Card The Birthday Fairy Co…
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Inside Text: I say we kill the bitch! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon of a middle-aged fairy, with heels and pearls. The words say, Every year the birthday fairy comes to make us another year older! Inside says, I say we kill the bitch! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1566650
Humorous Birthday Card Let’s Get Slothed! card
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Inside Text: Let’s get slothed!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon of two sloths hanging from a tree limb. The words say: It's your birthday! Inside says: Let's get slothed! (pun for sloshed/drunk)
Product Id: 1587858
Birthday - Sexy Red Head with Martini card
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Inside Text: Cheers!
Artist: Lj Maxx
Artist Notes: A very sexy Red Head in an inviting pose wears a tight chartreuse - green dress - panty hose + wedge High Heel shoes and holds up a Martini to Cheer on a Birthday celebration.. Customizable text front and inside. Email me here if you need personalizing assistance.
Product Id: 603785
Happy Friggin’ Birthday! card
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Inside Text: You’re lookin’ freakin’ amazing!
Artist: Lisa Rotenberg
Artist Notes: One in a series of fun typography cards by Canadian artist, Lisa Rotenberg.
Product Id: 1390508
Press For Sex Birthday card
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Inside Text: Best Wishes And Enjoy Your Birthday
Artist: Brian McConnell
Artist Notes: A humorous adult Birthday Card for a male or female. Card Features a Press For Sex button and an amusing a message in striking white and red against a black background. Put your own special message inside.
Product Id: 1415760
Birthday-sexy lips & cherry card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Baby!
Artist: Joann Vitali
Product Id: 843332
Reefer Time Adult Smoking Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, dude.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It's time to buy this reefer card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089934
Humorous Adult Birthday Card Life And Beer Are Ver…
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Inside Text: Chill for best results! Have a cool birthday!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon showing a man at a bar holding a mug of beer. The words say: Life and beer are very similar! Inside says: Chill for best results! Have a cool birthday!
Product Id: 1589224
Adult Birthday Card With I Only Drink Beer On Days…
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Inside Text: Hey, birthday ends in "Y", doesn’t it! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous adult birthday card with a cartoon showing a man with a case of beer. The words say: I only drink beer on days ending in Y! Inside says, Hey, birthday ends in "Y", doesn't it! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1589534
Getting What You Want For Your Birthday Adult Sugg…
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Inside Text: And I’m going to give it to you.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: Birthdays are for giving! Only you know what they want for their birthday and you are going to give it to them. A sexy, forward card they are going to love to receive on their special day.
Product Id: 1518816
Sexy Man Back Birthday card
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Inside Text: Our friendship is a source of joy to me, yesterday, today and tomorrow! Happy birthday!
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: A photo of the back of a sexy nude man . A perfect card to surprise your Friend. There is inside a text which you can customize to something very personal.
Product Id: 1254842
HAPPY BIRTHDAY with woman card
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Inside Text: I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD
Product Id: 618639
Humorous Birthday Card With Cartoon Soy Sauce Let’…
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Inside Text: Let’s get sauced!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon bottle of soy sauce. The words, on a blue background, say: It's Your Birthday! Inside says: Let's get sauced!
Product Id: 1587868
Stand Up Comedy in the Stone Age Getting Stoned ca…
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday leaves you on a high
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: A tough audience can make or break a new comedian when he tryís stand up, but at least they donít get rocks thrown at them anymore.
Product Id: 1650154
Adult Birthday Card With Warning To Be Opened Only…
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Inside Text: Oh c’mon, who are you kidding? Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a Warning sign. It says, This card is to be opened by virgins only! Inside says, Oh c'mon, who are you kidding? Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1569682
Adult Sexy Birthday Card With Female card
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Inside Text: Birthday wishes and lots of love just for You! Happy Birthday
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: avalonbears@talktalk.net .. Please feel free to contact me at any time regarding customization of the cards, I am always happy to help.
Product Id: 824232
Humorous Birthday Card With Cartoon Hippo Holding …
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Inside Text: ... and I wish you’d quit bitchin’ about your age! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous birthday card with a cartoon hippo holding a margarita glass. The words say, On your birthday, I wish you peace. I wish you joy ... Inside says, ... and I wish you'd quit bitchin' about your age! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1566538
Funny Adult Birthday Man Exposing Butt Guess You K…
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Inside Text: ... another year goodbye! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Birthday card with a cartoon of a man with his pants puled down exposing his butt a bit. The words say:Another birthday? I guess you know what this means! You can kiss ... Inside says: ... another year goodbye! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1611832
Comic birthday wish from the Fairy Cardmother card
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Inside Text: POOF!! You’re a virgin again! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: I'm always inspired by magicians. The overweight fairy card mother swings her magic wand to grant the cardholder's wish to return to virginity.
Product Id: 1183950
Amusing Serial Birthday Carder Cartoon card
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Inside Text: Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you’ll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The red-dressed birthday card purchaser storms along the sidewalk in this birthday greeting. She's ready to inflict birthday insults to anyone and everyone.
Product Id: 1366004
Birthday Greetings for Sexy Lover Suggestive Adult…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to you! (But really, Happy Birthday to me.)
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: It's time to celebrate your sexy lover's birthday with this cool and sweet greeting card in pink, grey and black. While it's your lover's birthday, you know you will reap the benefits of your special celebration.
Product Id: 1518800
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