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Egg In The Picture Humor Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday. You sure don’t look your age! |
| Artist: | Daniel Collins |
| Product Id: | 994881 |
Piranha Humor Nude Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Getting older really bites. Happy Birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Go nuts with this funny Whyatt card from NobleWorks Cards! |
| Product Id: | 1090134 |
Humorous Happy Birthday I Got You a Six Pack card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I thought you would enjoy a six pack! |
| Artist: | Sharon Dominick Photography |
| Artist Notes: | A close up image of a man's very muscular abdominal area with a Happy Birthday wish. The inside reads, "I thought you would enjoy a six pack!" |
| Product Id: | 1522428 |
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | One for each year. Happy Birthday, Darling! |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 370510 |
Birthday mug of beer with candles isolated on blac…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Maria Dryfhout |
| Artist Notes: | Striped birthday candles in a mug of beer for general birthday. |
| Product Id: | 1304390 |
St. Mary Juana Funny Sacrilegious Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hope this birthday takes you higher. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Sacred saints to potheads will love this card from NobleWorks. |
| Product Id: | 1089930 |
Sexy Birthday Humor - Spouse card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now let’s go eat! |
| Artist: | Fizzet Creations |
| Product Id: | 472106 |
Birthday Sex - Simply Black card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It’s gonna get a little hot tonite |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 892475 |
How Many Beers Does It Take To Have A Happy Birthd…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Birthday card with a drawing of a glass of beer on a violet background. the words say, How many beers does it take to have a happy birthday? Inside says, Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday |
| Product Id: | 1523388 |
Humorous Adult Birthday Card The Birthday Fairy Co…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I say we kill the bitch! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon of a middle-aged fairy, with heels and pearls. The words say, Every year the birthday fairy comes to make us another year older! Inside says, I say we kill the bitch! Happy Birthday |
| Product Id: | 1566650 |
Humorous Birthday Card Let’s Get Slothed! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let’s get slothed! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon of two sloths hanging from a tree limb. The words say: It's your birthday! Inside says: Let's get slothed! (pun for sloshed/drunk) |
| Product Id: | 1587858 |
Birthday - Sexy Red Head with Martini card
| Customize: | Cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | Cheers! |
| Artist: | Lj Maxx |
| Artist Notes: | A very sexy Red Head in an inviting pose wears a tight chartreuse - green dress - panty hose + wedge High Heel shoes and holds up a Martini to Cheer on a Birthday celebration.. Customizable text front and inside. Email me here if you need personalizing assistance. |
| Product Id: | 603785 |
Happy Friggin’ Birthday! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’re lookin’ freakin’ amazing! |
| Artist: | Lisa Rotenberg |
| Artist Notes: | One in a series of fun typography cards by Canadian artist, Lisa Rotenberg. |
| Product Id: | 1390508 |
Press For Sex Birthday card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Best Wishes And Enjoy Your Birthday |
| Artist: | Brian McConnell |
| Artist Notes: | A humorous adult Birthday Card for a male or female. Card Features a Press For Sex button and an amusing a message in striking white and red against a black background. Put your own special message inside. |
| Product Id: | 1415760 |
Birthday-sexy lips & cherry card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday Baby! |
| Artist: | Joann Vitali |
| Product Id: | 843332 |
Reefer Time Adult Smoking Funny Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday, dude. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | It's time to buy this reefer card from NobleWorks. |
| Product Id: | 1089934 |
Humorous Adult Birthday Card Life And Beer Are Ver…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Chill for best results! Have a cool birthday! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon showing a man at a bar holding a mug of beer. The words say: Life and beer are very similar! Inside says: Chill for best results! Have a cool birthday! |
| Product Id: | 1589224 |
Adult Birthday Card With I Only Drink Beer On Days…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hey, birthday ends in "Y", doesn’t it! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous adult birthday card with a cartoon showing a man with a case of beer. The words say: I only drink beer on days ending in Y! Inside says, Hey, birthday ends in "Y", doesn't it! Happy Birthday |
| Product Id: | 1589534 |
Getting What You Want For Your Birthday Adult Sugg…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And I’m going to give it to you. |
| Artist: | Champagne & Truffle Fries |
| Artist Notes: | Birthdays are for giving! Only you know what they want for their birthday and you are going to give it to them. A sexy, forward card they are going to love to receive on their special day. |
| Product Id: | 1518816 |
Sexy Man Back Birthday card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our friendship is a source of joy to me, yesterday, today and tomorrow! Happy birthday! |
| Artist: | Jan Keteleer |
| Artist Notes: | A photo of the back of a sexy nude man . A perfect card to surprise your Friend. There is inside a text which you can customize to something very personal. |
| Product Id: | 1254842 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY with woman card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU |
| Artist: | Monica Palermo |
| Artist Notes: | HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD |
| Product Id: | 618639 |
Humorous Birthday Card With Cartoon Soy Sauce Let’…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let’s get sauced! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon bottle of soy sauce. The words, on a blue background, say: It's Your Birthday! Inside says: Let's get sauced! |
| Product Id: | 1587868 |
Stand Up Comedy in the Stone Age Getting Stoned ca…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hope your birthday leaves you on a high |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | A tough audience can make or break a new comedian when he try’s stand up, but at least they don’t get rocks thrown at them anymore. |
| Product Id: | 1650154 |
Adult Birthday Card With Warning To Be Opened Only…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Oh c’mon, who are you kidding? Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult Birthday card with a Warning sign. It says, This card is to be opened by virgins only! Inside says, Oh c'mon, who are you kidding? Happy Birthday |
| Product Id: | 1569682 |
Adult Sexy Birthday Card With Female card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Birthday wishes and lots of love just for You! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Moonlake Designs |
| Artist Notes: | avalonbears@talktalk.net .. Please feel free to contact me at any time regarding customization of the cards, I am always happy to help. |
| Product Id: | 824232 |
Humorous Birthday Card With Cartoon Hippo Holding …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... and I wish you’d quit bitchin’ about your age! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous birthday card with a cartoon hippo holding a margarita glass. The words say, On your birthday, I wish you peace. I wish you joy ... Inside says, ... and I wish you'd quit bitchin' about your age! Happy Birthday |
| Product Id: | 1566538 |
Funny Adult Birthday Man Exposing Butt Guess You K…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... another year goodbye! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Adult Birthday card with a cartoon of a man with his pants puled down exposing his butt a bit. The words say:Another birthday? I guess you know what this means! You can kiss ... Inside says: ... another year goodbye! Happy Birthday |
| Product Id: | 1611832 |
Comic birthday wish from the Fairy Cardmother card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | POOF!! You’re a virgin again! Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | I'm always inspired by magicians. The overweight fairy card mother swings her magic wand to grant the cardholder's wish to return to virginity. |
| Product Id: | 1183950 |
Amusing Serial Birthday Carder Cartoon card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you’ll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The red-dressed birthday card purchaser storms along the sidewalk in this birthday greeting. She's ready to inflict birthday insults to anyone and everyone. |
| Product Id: | 1366004 |
Birthday Greetings for Sexy Lover Suggestive Adult…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday to you! (But really, Happy Birthday to me.) |
| Artist: | Champagne & Truffle Fries |
| Artist Notes: | It's time to celebrate your sexy lover's birthday with this cool and sweet greeting card in pink, grey and black. While it's your lover's birthday, you know you will reap the benefits of your special celebration. |
| Product Id: | 1518800 |
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