Defoliated Fluffy Hairless Cat Funny Birthday Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

Poor Fluffy. Normally a gorgeous Persian cat, the envy of cool cats everywhere, she now has to suffer the embarrassment of being totally hairless, thanks to an owner so dopey she mistook defoliating for exfoliating shampoo. Covering her eyes in shame, Fluffy sits in front of a freestanding white bathtub. The walls at black lined with pinstripes every couple of feet. The floor is black and white checkerboard. You’ve heard of “before and after” photos of course, but this, sad as it is, could best be described as part 2 of a “before and laughter” photo.