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LOL! No matter whose birthday you're celebrating, you'll find 2,700+ ways to tickle their funny bone and have them ROFL with our Humorous Birthday Cards. Personalize with your own witty message. We'll mail the card the next business day - and that's no joke!

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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Old-Age Dwarfs Humor Card
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Inside Text: You're only as old as you feel. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994609
Funny Cats Spa Treatments for Your Birthday card
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Inside Text: Enjoy!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Sharon Fernleaf
Artist Notes: Go to the spa and never leave home! Anyone who has or loves cats will understand...Send this funny cat birthday card for cat lovers and anyone who loves spending time at the spa! Offer a Happy Birthday wish with this original pet card featuring a team of cats giving spa treatments including exfoliation, massage, acupuncture, and body wraps. Cute cats and cartoon style will make you smile! Original design by S. Fernleaf.
Product Id: 631579
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions card
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Inside Text: Here's to another year of doing
all the things you love!
Happy Birthday, pervert!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary design and edgy humor!
Product Id: 266635
Celebration card
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Inside Text: who says you have to be a responsible adult?
have a full tilt boogie birthday
and let the good times roll!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 217711
Global Warming Redux Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The weather may be changing but that doesn't mean that you have to! So heat things up with our best selling Talk Bubble cards that reveals that having LESS things to worry about is a lot MORE fun!
Product Id: 1089926
Queen Picks Her Nose Funny Card
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Inside Text: I picked this card especially for you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994593
Birthday Card - Humorous Dog Pondering Life card
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Inside Text: ... you and cookies,

although not necessarily
in that order!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Natalie Kinnear
Artist Notes: This is a humorous birthday card especially for dog lovers. It features a colour photographic image of a Jack Russell Terrier Dog leaning forwards with his paws and nose cutely resting on the arm of an office chair. The text above the photo reads 'I've been pondering life, the universe and all that, and I've totally worked out what's most important ...' And inside it reads '... You and cookies, although not necessarily in that order' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
Product Id: 845046
Religious Truth Humor Card
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Inside Text: I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Visionworks
Product Id: 994709
I Wear Brown Because I Don’ Give a Shit! Birthday …
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Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this funny brown card at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089942
Hooked On Crack Humor Card
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Inside Text: Getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? Happy Birthday.
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994575
Birthday Humor, Duck with Large Bill Pun card
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Inside Text: If anyone should ask, just say
I gave you a card with a large bill.

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny birthday greeting card features a duck pun with an illustration of a white duck with a very large orange bill. The inside punchline, If anyone should ask, just say I gave you a card with a large bill. Happy Birthday!
Product Id: 974529
Zombie Dyslexic Birthday Humor card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Paul Woods
Product Id: 625058
Funny peeing dog birthday card: Years Whiz By card
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Inside Text: OH HOW THE YEARS
WHIZ BY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 369465
Holy Cow! it’s your birthday! card
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Inside Text: Hope your day is 'udderly' fantastic!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 604162
Cow With Dangly Things - Birthday Card
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Inside Text: . . . just thought I'd ask since
you are another year older,
which makes you a whole
lot smarter and wiser.

Happy Birthday,
"Wise One"!
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 1075772
GPS Spouse Mode Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: It's your birthday again. <RECALCULATING> Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Good thing you don't need GPS to find a hilarious card store! Get this is great birthday card from NobleWorks today.
Product Id: 1089988
Birthday with close up of a Maine Coon cat card
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Inside Text: ... you wake up one morning
and it's right there
in your face!
Artist: maria dryfhout
Product Id: 338270
Cave Painting card
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Inside Text: Archaeologists have recently
discovered evidence of
one of your early
Birthday Celebrations.
Happy Birthday and
Keep making History!
Artist: Hannah Creative
Product Id: 324955
Remember When... card
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Inside Text: Nah ... me either.

But I did remember your birthday!
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Product Id: 84672
Cat Leash Humor Card
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Inside Text: It's your birthday - run with it!
Artist: Leo Cullum
Product Id: 994573
It’s your Birthday. Go out and pull something. car…
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Inside Text: It's your Birthday.

Go out and
pull something.
Artist: Cornered Greeting Cards
Product Id: 450183
Moon Walking Funny Card
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Inside Text: Jesus, you're really getting old. Happy Birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994783
Birthday Fart Funny Poem Card
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Inside Text: The old fart is you reading this card. Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fart.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994601
Caps Lock Birthday Paper Card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994791
Vodka Girl Humor Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. Bottoms up!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994591
Birthday Drama card
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Inside Text: Every Year There's
So Much Drama!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

... again
Artist: Ryan Adamson
Product Id: 129853
Preparing For Hell Hilarious Card
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Inside Text: Have a happy birthday. It'll be over in a flash.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994703
Happy Birthday Funny card
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Inside Text: Thank you,
and now if you would like
a present,
please return to the main
menu and press 2
for instructions.
Artist: Jami Lynn s Giggles&Grins
Artist Notes: You can personalize the inside of this card with a unique message for the person you are sending it to! Be sure to visit my store for lots of others!
Product Id: 407001
Happy Birthday-Three Cows Mooing card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to
YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black of Creations from the Heart. This popular image is of three cows leaning over the fence to say "Herd it was your birthday!" Find more versions of this image at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 52506
Babies Have Gone Eggs Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a really good egg!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It' no secret that birthdays fly by quickly. So don't make it hard for yourself and get that special someone a birthday card now that will definitely crack them up later. Now wasn't that a piece of cake?
Product Id: 1089984
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