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Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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Old-Age Dwarfs Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: You're only as old as you feel. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994609
Hooked On Crack Humor Card
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Inside Text: Getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? Happy Birthday.
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994575
Senior Jeopardy Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: For one million dollars, what is "Have a happy birthday!"
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Answer your friends birthday questions with this funny card from NobleWorks. Sure, they might not understand, but it's okay.
Product Id: 1090056
Global Warming Redux Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The weather may be changing but that doesn't mean that you have to! So heat things up with our best selling Talk Bubble cards that reveals that having LESS things to worry about is a lot MORE fun!
Product Id: 1089926
Birthday Card - Humorous Dog Pondering Life card
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Inside Text: ... you and cookies,

although not necessarily
in that order!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Natalie Kinnear
Artist Notes: This is a humorous birthday card especially for dog lovers. It features a colour photographic image of a Jack Russell Terrier Dog leaning forwards with his paws and nose cutely resting on the arm of an office chair. The text above the photo reads 'I've been pondering life, the universe and all that, and I've totally worked out what's most important ...' And inside it reads '... You and cookies, although not necessarily in that order' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
Product Id: 845046
Funny Cats Spa Treatments for Your Birthday card
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Inside Text: Enjoy!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Sharon Fernleaf
Artist Notes: Go to the spa and never leave home! Anyone who has or loves cats will understand...Send this funny cat birthday card for cat lovers and anyone who loves spending time at the spa! Offer a Happy Birthday wish with this original pet card featuring a team of cats giving spa treatments including exfoliation, massage, acupuncture, and body wraps. Cute cats and cartoon style will make you smile! Original design by S. Fernleaf.
Product Id: 631579
Funny Cake Wall Birthday card
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Inside Text: Don't let that stop you from
having a TERRIFIC birthday!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a man with strange hair vowing to build a wall around a cake that has too many birthday candles. He's got my vote! ©2015 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1400178
I Wear Brown Because I Don’ Give a Shit! Birthday …
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Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this funny brown card at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089942
Cow With Dangly Things - Birthday Card
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Inside Text: . . . just thought I'd ask since
you are another year older,
which makes you a whole
lot smarter and wiser.

Happy Birthday,
"Wise One"!
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 1075772
GPS Spouse Mode Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: It's your birthday again. (RECALCULATING) Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Good thing you don't need GPS to find a hilarious card store! Get this is great birthday card from NobleWorks today.
Product Id: 1089988
Funny Birthday Riddle with Fox card
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Inside Text: The dumb-ass was
following the chicken.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a riddle based off the, chicken crossing the road joke. This has a fox laying in the road with tire tracks over his belly.
Product Id: 1300304
Cat Leash Humor Card
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Inside Text: It's your birthday - run with it!
Artist: Leo Cullum
Product Id: 994573
Queen Picks Her Nose Funny Card
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Inside Text: I picked this card especially for you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994593
Celebration card
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Inside Text: who says you have to be a responsible adult?
have a full tilt boogie birthday
and let the good times roll!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 217711
Birthday Fart Funny Poem Card
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Inside Text: The old fart is you reading this card. Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fart.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994601
Religious Truth Humor Card
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Inside Text: I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Visionworks
Product Id: 994709
Landline Find Cellphone Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another birthday is calling. Happy Birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089970
Birthday Humor, Duck with Large Bill Pun card
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Inside Text: If anyone should ask, just say
I gave you a card with a large bill.

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny birthday greeting card features a duck pun with an illustration of a white duck with a very large orange bill. The inside punchline, If anyone should ask, just say I gave you a card with a large bill. Happy Birthday!
Product Id: 974529
Happy Birthday - Age Gets Better with Wine card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Lyasya Sinkovski
Artist Notes: Wish your friend or significant other a very happy birthday and make them smile! (And have some wine together :)) Watercolor and ink painting.
Product Id: 1456170
Become Confused card
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Inside Text: So, what did you get me for your birthday??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Artist: Joseph Kohl
Product Id: 812253
Cat View Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another birthday BEHIND YOU...
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Kitty
Product Id: 1090008
Birthday humor-close up of a Maine Coon cat card
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Inside Text: You wake up one morning
and it's right there
in your face!

Happy Birthday
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Extreme close up of a Maine Coon cat for humorous birthday.
Product Id: 338270
Dog with Toilet Straw Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Every dog has his day. This is yours! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This doggy, potty humor card by Whyatt is sure to make everyone laugh. Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090130
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions card
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Inside Text: Here's to another year of doing
all the things you love!
Happy Birthday, pervert!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary design and edgy humor!
Product Id: 266635
Funny peeing dog birthday card: Years Whiz By card
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Inside Text: OH HOW THE YEARS
WHIZ BY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 369465
New Belt Crack Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, sweet cheeks!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Stop driving yourself crazy over finding that funniest birthday card. We got you covered with this McCoy Brothers cartoon that is guaranteed to crack a smile during anyone's birthday.
Product Id: 1089986
Holy Cow! it’s your birthday! card
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Inside Text: Hope your day is 'udderly' fantastic!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 604162
Babies Have Gone Eggs Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a really good egg!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It' no secret that birthdays fly by quickly. So don't make it hard for yourself and get that special someone a birthday card now that will definitely crack them up later. Now wasn't that a piece of cake?
Product Id: 1089984
It’s your Birthday. Go out and pull something. car…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: It's your Birthday.

Go out and
pull something.
Artist: Cornered Greeting Cards
Product Id: 450183
Keep Calm Shopping Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year in the bag. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Keep calm and buy this funny card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090100
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