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Ooh la la! Sate your appetite for adult fun with sexy greeting cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and other occasions and holidays for your lover or a friend with benefits. Don't beat around the bush - be provocative and get your spicy on!

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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Friends With Benefits card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Let's Be Friends
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Artist Notes: Oddly enough, this design was recently featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine German Edition in February 2008. Aimed a wee bit more towards the adult audience but simple enough to get the message across. Scott Designs ©
Product Id: 150455
Ho Ho Ho! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297609
Showing some love card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
Kiss my Butt card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Wendy Mogul
Product Id: 123305
Adult, Sexy, Valentines Day, Flirty card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners!

What I meant to say was...


F*CK ME - PLEASE!


Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 745907
Ill be a Stripper CG Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: You graduated? Congratulations. Now get a fuckin' day job.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994803
I Want to Lick You Love Romance Valentine’s Day Bl…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Designed by MarloDee Designs
Artist Notes: As with most of my cards, this is blank inside ready for your message in your handwriting. If you want me to add a message to print - please contact me for a special design request.
Product Id: 680341
Dirty Mind Riddle card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Fork
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 681569
Funny, Sexy Quote in black & white card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: But most of all,

I like your ass!
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 669515
Hi Sexy-Adult, Sexy card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Just wanted to let you know
I was thinking about you and that I love you!
XOX
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 485262
Hot Stuff - Birthday card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year older
and
you still sizzle!
Artist: © Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY OTHER BIRTHDAY CARDS VARIETIES IN MY STORE.
Product Id: 296372
Simply black - I’m horny! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: How About You?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 729384
Simply black - you’re sexy! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: so damn sexy!!!!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 698151
Lover, Adult, Flirty, Sexy, Naughty card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners!

What I meant to say was...


F*CK ME - PLEASE!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 757548
I miss you card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I MISS YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: MISS YOU CARD
Product Id: 618635
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: One for each year.
Happy Birthday, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 370510
Hot Kisses I Dream About card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Guess what I dream about when you're gone.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: I miss those hot kisses most of all! This card can be personalized.
Product Id: 326806
Waiting for the fun card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I was going to hire help and give you
exactly what you want & dream of, but
instead decided to keep you all to myself
and instead wear the new sexy outfit
I bought with the savings
Better luck next year
Artist: ValxArt
Artist Notes: If you would like the wording on the front of the card or inside the card,different simply send me a message and we will customize it just for you!
Product Id: 484059
Let’s Get Naked... card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Lori Bradley
Product Id: 503252
Adult, sex, humor, sunrise card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: No sense letting such a
beautiful 'sunrise' go to waste...
Artist: Louise Zecha
Product Id: 441707
Secret to HOT Sex card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Jalapeno Lubricant!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Finally the secret is revealed to wild, hot, exciting sex! This card can be personalized.
Product Id: 329621
Fantasy of your choice coupon card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: This card is good for a Sexy Fantasy of your choice

I'll bring the oils!
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a Full Body Massage, Romantic Dinner for Two and more
Product Id: 526602
Simply black - sex card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: What are you thinking about now?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 864074
Simply black - Want to Make Out? card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: With or without tongue?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 762663
Burlesque seminaked Valentine ladies. card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Colourful cartoon of several semi naked ladies wearing nothing except for pink shoes and hearts . They are holding banners that say 'Happy Valentine's Day'.
Product Id: 1067063
Simply black - boy and girl equals love card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: If you like my Math, wait until you see my Biology.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874409
Bite Me! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Bite me!
Artist: Flying Horse Design
Product Id: 139530
Corset and shorts card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I feel for you.
Artist: Darryl Bearsley
Artist Notes: As with all my cards, this card can be edited to suit your needs. Inside text can be changed, added or removed as you desire. Changes can be made during the purchase process.
Product Id: 619482
Simply black - I’ll show you mine card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ...then I know you'll want to show me yours.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 762699
Valentine’s Day, Lover, Adult, Flirty, Sexy card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Guess what I've been thinking about...

Simply put - YOU!


Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 752776
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