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Ooh la la! Sate your appetite for adult fun with sexy greeting cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and other occasions and holidays for your lover or a friend with benefits. Don't beat around the bush - be provocative and get your spicy on!

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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Ho Ho Ho! card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297609
Friends With Benefits card
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Inside Text: Let's Be Friends
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Artist Notes: Oddly enough, this design was recently featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine German Edition in February 2008. Aimed a wee bit more towards the adult audience but simple enough to get the message across. Scott Designs ©
Product Id: 150455
Showing some love card
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Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
I Want to Lick You Love Romance Valentine’s Day Bl…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Designed by MarloDee Designs
Artist Notes: As with most of my cards, this is blank inside ready for your message in your handwriting. If you want me to add a message to print - please contact me for a special design request.
Product Id: 680341
Ill be a Stripper CG Funny Card
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Inside Text: You graduated? Congratulations. Now get a fuckin' day job.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994803
Dirty Mind Riddle card
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Inside Text: Fork
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 681569
Adult, Sexy, Valentines Day, Flirty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners!

What I meant to say was...


F*CK ME - PLEASE!


Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 745907
Funny, Sexy Quote in black & white card
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Inside Text: But most of all,

I like your ass!
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 669515
Hi Sexy-Adult, Sexy card
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Inside Text: Just wanted to let you know
I was thinking about you and that I love you!
XOX
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 485262
You’re So Much Fun To Be Around! Adult card
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Inside Text: You're so much fun to be around!
Artist: Teresa Musso
Product Id: 1000351
Any Day ’Three special words!’ Collection for your…
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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Let's face it, any day is in fact, the perfect time to get naked with the one you love! Give it a try today, what have you got to loose? (Besides your clothes!)
Product Id: 1230596
Santa Tattoo Trampstamp Holiday Humor card
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Inside Text: Merry Kissmyass!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Glenn McCoy.
Product Id: 1456252
Lover, Adult, Flirty, Sexy, Naughty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners!

What I meant to say was...


F*CK ME - PLEASE!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 757548
Simply black - I’m horny! card
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Inside Text: How About You?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 729384
Hot Stuff - Birthday card
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Inside Text: Another year older
and
you still sizzle!
Artist: © Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY OTHER BIRTHDAY CARDS VARIETIES IN MY STORE.
Product Id: 296372
Simply black - you’re sexy! card
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Inside Text: so damn sexy!!!!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 698151
On The List Bitches Christmas Humor Card
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Inside Text: Have A Bitchin' Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Whether it be naughty or nice, did you make it to a list?
Product Id: 1457132
I miss you card
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Inside Text: I MISS YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: MISS YOU CARD
Product Id: 618635
Sexual Favor coupon card
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Inside Text: Let's Spice Things Up!

This card is good for any sexual favor you desire, any time, any place.

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

This offer may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a sexual favor gift
Product Id: 1104706
Scrooge Company card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456352
Let’s Get Naked... card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Lori Bradley
Product Id: 503252
Simply black - sex card
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Inside Text: What are you thinking about now?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 864074
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
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Inside Text: One for each year.
Happy Birthday, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 370510
Hot Sweaty Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Interested?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1002429
I’ve got a great idea - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: let's have sex!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1020429
Simply black - I’ll show you mine card
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Inside Text: ...then I know you'll want to show me yours.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 762699
Simply black - boy and girl equals love card
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Inside Text: If you like my Math, wait until you see my Biology.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874409
Adult Sleepover card
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Inside Text: pajamas are optional!
Artist: ©Alda Monteschio
Product Id: 396628
Happy Fuckin Halloween Funny Card
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Inside Text: Happy Halloween!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994765
Fantasy of your choice coupon card
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Inside Text: This card is good for a Sexy Fantasy of your choice

I'll bring the oils!
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a Full Body Massage, Romantic Dinner for Two and more
Product Id: 526602
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