Jewish Humor Morton Hears A Jew Funny Anniversary Card for wife card

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In the cool of the morning with the grass wet with dew, Morton the elephant has just heard a Jew. Yes, many a strange sound has slipped into Morton's ears before, but never one quite like this. Is he pleased with what he's hearing? Apparently. His expression is happy. The young man stands on Morton's right front knee as Morton cools off in the river. Tall free grass lines the riverbank. Morton's long white tusks glow in the sunlight. The young Jewish man is whispering in Morton's ear, reminding him of your upcoming anniversary.