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60th Birthday for him with car - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493631

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

80th Birthday for him with car - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493635

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

100TH Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: With grace and dignity. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 490691

With grace and dignity. Happy Birthday

Catholic Lesbian Birthday- FUNNY

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Inside Text: I thought I recognized you over there on the right. Happy Birthday! (and no, you're not going to hell, at least not for that reason!)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 432357

I thought I recognized you over there on the right. Happy Birthday! (and no, you're not going to hell, at least not for that reason!)

Sister-in-Law Smoke Alarm Birthday

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Inside Text: Dearest Sister-in-Law, Not to cause trouble, but I recommend serving the cake outdoors this year. I Love You! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 381576

Dearest Sister-in-Law, Not to cause trouble, but I recommend serving the cake outdoors this year. I Love You! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: Yes, you still haven't mowed the lawn! (smile) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 220599

Yes, you still haven't mowed the lawn! (smile) Happy Birthday!

75th Birthday for him with car - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493634

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

Older, but Smarter? for Son

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Inside Text: As my brilliant Son, you certainly had no trouble solving this right? Sure, I know better. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 415741

As my brilliant Son, you certainly had no trouble solving this right? Sure, I know better. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Pull my Finger - Birthday Humor for Him

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Inside Text: Every child learns this trick from some guy at some point. I'm sure you've done your share of mentoring! Have a Happy Birthday.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 427680

Every child learns this trick from some guy at some point. I'm sure you've done your share of mentoring! Have a Happy Birthday.

Birthday for Son

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Inside Text: The screaming is hard to forget. Screams of joy of course. Happy Birthday Son!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 426112

The screaming is hard to forget. Screams of joy of course. Happy Birthday Son!

F-U Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: OK, they are. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 252662

OK, they are. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Dad Father Birthday from Daughter - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday from your Daughter
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493683

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday from your Daughter

Birthday Hockey Vintage Funny

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Inside Text: Well, most of them anyway. Just sayin'. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 744900

Well, most of them anyway. Just sayin'. Happy Birthday!

Sudoku Birthday from Group

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Inside Text: The group has reached a consensus, you are at Level 1, at best. Prove us wrong! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 381587

The group has reached a consensus, you are at Level 1, at best. Prove us wrong! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

99th Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 492523

And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!

Youth Happy Birthday - Boy

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Inside Text: Did I catch you at a bad time? Really hope you have a great Birthday, then you can get back to your usual activities!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406290

Did I catch you at a bad time? Really hope you have a great Birthday, then you can get back to your usual activities!

70th Last Chance Sex Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: We couldn't find any volunteers. Sorry. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 573105

We couldn't find any volunteers. Sorry. Happy Birthday

Birthday - Brother

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Inside Text: No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Birthday though.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 211027

No, we're not going to guess what hand you are scratching your butt with this time. Nice try.Happy Birthday though.

101st Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: And many more wonderful miles to go. OK, perhaps a few anyway! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 492524

And many more wonderful miles to go. OK, perhaps a few anyway! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Lover

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Inside Text: I can't imagine being without you!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207255

I can't imagine being without you!

Sudoku Birthday - from Wife

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Inside Text: You're a Level 10 with me Hubby. (I think 10 is good - not sure!) Happy Birthday Dear!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251700

You're a Level 10 with me Hubby. (I think 10 is good - not sure!) Happy Birthday Dear!

Leap Year Birthday - Vintage

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Inside Text: But a leap year baby too? That's going over the top! Have a wonderful birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1020653

But a leap year baby too? That's going over the top! Have a wonderful birthday!

Birthday for him with car - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493533

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

90th Birthday for him with car - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493637

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

Our Dad

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Inside Text: Someone has to Love him, but why us?Best wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 203315

Someone has to Love him, but why us?Best wishes!

Birthday Sex for her - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy gal birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Feel free to add more lines and use the back if necessary.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 440207

Write in 3 fantasy gal birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Feel free to add more lines and use the back if necessary.

Leap Year Birthday - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Remind me in 4 years to send you another card. Maybe even this card. Happy Birthday "leaper" !
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438746

Remind me in 4 years to send you another card. Maybe even this card. Happy Birthday "leaper" !

Birthday Sex for him - Funny

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Inside Text: You're not getting any. Happy Birthday Stud
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 490121

You're not getting any. Happy Birthday Stud

Birthday Party Game Card

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Inside Text: COOL CARD! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 415791

COOL CARD! Happy Birthday!

50TH Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491872

Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday!