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Hemorrhoid Surgery Poem

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Inside Text: Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 508460
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Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.

Achilles Tendon Surgery Get Well Funny Hound Dog…

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Inside Text: Here's hoping you're runningwith the pack again soon!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 789505
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Here's hoping you're runningwith the pack again soon!

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Achilles Tendon Surgery Get Well Funny Pug Dog

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Inside Text: Here's hoping you recover quickly from your surgery and are out chasing the ball again soon!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 657954
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Here's hoping you recover quickly from your surgery and are out chasing the ball again soon!

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Get Well - Achilles Tendonitis : Running Statue

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Inside Text: Not! Have a speedy recovery.
Artist: Far Gone Greetings
Product Id: 470234
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Not! Have a speedy recovery.

Funny Get Better from Achilles Tendon Surgery, You…

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1433916
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Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Get Well Soon Achilles Tendon Surgery with…

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Inside Text: Take it slow and you will be back to taking SHELLFIES very soon!
Artist: © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Product Id: 1496550
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Take it slow and you will be back to taking SHELLFIES very soon!

Get Well Achilles Tendon Surgery - FUNNY

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Inside Text: You have some very important things to attend to. I'm wishing that you Get Well Soon and have a quick recovery from your Achilles Tendon Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 514315
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You have some very important things to attend to. I'm wishing that you Get Well Soon and have a quick recovery from your Achilles Tendon Surgery!

Get Well Achilles Tendon Surgery - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I can't stand that you likely didn't get that "play-on words!" I'm wishing that you Get Well Soon and have a quick recovery from your Achilles Tendon Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 514318
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I can't stand that you likely didn't get that "play-on words!" I'm wishing that you Get Well Soon and have a quick recovery from your Achilles Tendon Surgery!