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Stiff Joints: Old Age Friendship Pot Smoke…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Product Id: | 1544470 |
Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday
Life Is A Journey Free Cocktails Humor Birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a first-class birthday. Cheers! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090106 |
Have a first-class birthday. Cheers!
Hold My Calls Humor Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a ball! It's your birthday. |
| Artist: | Tim Whyatt |
| Product Id: | 994899 |
Have a ball! It's your birthday.
I Wear Brown Because I Don' Give a Shit! Birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you a colorful birthday! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1089942 |
Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Global Warming Redux Funny Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Warm wishes for a happy birthday |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1089926 |
Warm wishes for a happy birthday
GPS Spouse Mode Funny Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It's your birthday again. (RECALCULATING) Have a happy birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1089988 |
It's your birthday again. (RECALCULATING) Have a happy birthday.
Ill be a Stripper Funny Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Fuckin' Birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks |
| Product Id: | 994801 |
Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Here's to another year of doing all the things you love! Happy Birthday, pervert! |
| Artist: | Corrie Kuipers |
| Product Id: | 266635 |
Here's to another year of doing all the things you love! Happy Birthday, pervert!
One Parachute Funny Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...I'd miss you lots and think about you all the time. Happy Birthday, old champ. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1089954 |
...I'd miss you lots and think about you all the time. Happy Birthday, old champ.
Other Way Around Humor Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | There's no other way to say it... Happy Birthday! |
| Artist: | Tim Whyatt |
| Product Id: | 994907 |
There's no other way to say it... Happy Birthday!
Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you. |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 440205 |
Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Thank You Lord Large Boob Adult Humor Birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the breast on your birthday! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090146 |
Wishing you all the breast on your birthday!
Menopausal Dwarves Adult Humor Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090006 |
Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash.
Drum Roll Dr Office Adult Humor Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Another year behind you! Have a happy birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090144 |
Another year behind you! Have a happy birthday.
I'M Sexy Humor Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a FINE time on your Birthday. |
| Artist: | Tim Whyatt |
| Product Id: | 994565 |
Have a FINE time on your Birthday.
Braless Humor Getting Older Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don't get your nipples in a twist... just have a happy birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090080 |
Don't get your nipples in a twist... just have a happy birthday.
My Color Is Brown Don't Give a Shit Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you a colorful birthday! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1089956 |
Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Spell It Out Birthday Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Fucking Birthday! |
| Artist: | Todd Provance |
| Product Id: | 994805 |
Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Fucking Birthday!
Tourettes Restaurant Funny Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a goddamn happy fucking birthday! Motherfucker! |
| Artist: | Tom Cheney |
| Product Id: | 994873 |
Have a goddamn happy fucking birthday! Motherfucker!
If Only Funny Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don't dick around. Just have a happy birthday. |
| Artist: | Tim Whyatt |
| Product Id: | 994895 |
Don't dick around. Just have a happy birthday.
Wine! Hilarious Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Birthday darling! |
| Artist: | Ephemera |
| Product Id: | 994715 |
Happy Birthday darling!
Not My Real Dad Jesus Water to Wine Humor Birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Jesus Christ! It's your birthday! Have a happy one. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090010 |
Jesus Christ! It's your birthday! Have a happy one.
Bangkokless Charades Adult Humor Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a bang-up time on your birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090142 |
Have a bang-up time on your birthday.
Traces Of Nuts Adult Humor Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now for the real truth...you're a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090132 |
Now for the real truth...you're a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday.
Birthday Candles Farted Out
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a safe and sane birthday! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 220175 |
Have a safe and sane birthday!
Alcohol is Bad for Legs Birthday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Spread the word--it's your birthday! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks |
| Product Id: | 994707 |
Spread the word--it's your birthday!
Happy Birthday Hope Your Day is Full of Big…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I hope your day is full of big surprises! |
| Artist: | Sharon Dominick Photography |
| Product Id: | 1526576 |
I hope your day is full of big surprises!
Fucking Fab Funny Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Fucking Birthday. |
| Artist: | Ephemera |
| Product Id: | 994717 |
Happy Fucking Birthday.
Courtesy Flush Spider in Bathroom Birthday…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | The writing is on the wall: Have a happy birthday! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090116 |
The writing is on the wall: Have a happy birthday!
Eat Something Adult Humor Birthday Greeting Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Face it...you're another year older. Happy Birthday |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Product Id: | 1090066 |
Face it...you're another year older. Happy Birthday
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