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Knee Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: That is, however, a clever way to make your knee problem go away. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 507700
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That is, however, a clever way to make your knee problem go away. Get well soon!

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Knee Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Once we catch you limping on the wrong side, the jig is up honey. Get well soon from your knee surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 507741
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Once we catch you limping on the wrong side, the jig is up honey. Get well soon from your knee surgery!

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New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214
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Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

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Hysterectomy Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! (kidding) Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566019
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Maybe you should get other things removed! (kidding) Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!

Related Searches: Hysterectomy | Hysterectomy Surgery

Get Well - Obamacare

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Inside Text: Be thankful you're being taken care of before it's too late! Also, I'd advise against seeing a doctor if you develop migraines. Just sayin'. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 508021
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Be thankful you're being taken care of before it's too late! Also, I'd advise against seeing a doctor if you develop migraines. Just sayin'. Get well soon!

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Get Well Breast Reduction II - Funny

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Inside Text: I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489817
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I hope you get well soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Gallbladder Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566018
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Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!

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Knee Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Once we catch you limping on the wrong side, the jig is up pal. Get well soon from your knee surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 507740
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Once we catch you limping on the wrong side, the jig is up pal. Get well soon from your knee surgery!

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Get Well Boob Job - Funny

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Inside Text: When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489793
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When you take those puppies out for a walk, make sure you keep them on a leash! Hope you feel better soon!

Kidney Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: What a world of difference, eh? Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566020
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What a world of difference, eh? Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!

Knee surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I never thought I'd see that again! I'm so glad the knee surgery went well! Congratulations and Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566071
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I never thought I'd see that again! I'm so glad the knee surgery went well! Congratulations and Get Well soon!

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Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566230
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And not knocking yourself out like before! Get Well Soon from your breast reduction surgery!

Get Well Breast Reduction - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438530
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Although men worldwide are saddened by this event, as long as you feel better, that is all that matters. Everyone hopes you Get Well Soon!

Nice Fresh Peaches - Get Well - Boob Job

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 416239
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I'm sure you'll be happy with your new and improved breasts! Get Well Soon!

Breast Reduction Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better after your Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499293
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Hope you feel better after your Surgery!

Get Well - Hysterectomy - Retro

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Inside Text: Cause I think I can get you one over the Internet. I'm pretty good at finding things out there. Either way, Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437263
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Cause I think I can get you one over the Internet. I'm pretty good at finding things out there. Either way, Get well soon.

Related Searches: Hysterectomy

Get Well Boob Job - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438536
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Hold on. I'm still looking at them. Get Well Soon!

Knee Surgery Get Well

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Inside Text: ... and in case that doesn't work, do what the knee Doctor tells you to do, and no cheating! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 507688
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... and in case that doesn't work, do what the knee Doctor tells you to do, and no cheating! Get well soon!

Related Searches: Funny Get Well Cards Knee Surgery | Knee Surgery

Breast Reduction Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your Breast Reduction Surgery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 499296
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Congratulations on your Breast Reduction Surgery!

Appendix Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on a successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566030
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Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on a successful surgery! Get Well soon!

Get Well - Prostate - Retro

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Inside Text: I guess a guy just knows. I'm pulling for you, so to speak. Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437279
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I guess a guy just knows. I'm pulling for you, so to speak. Get well soon.

Cancer get Well - Retro

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Inside Text: CANCER can be beat. We are all pulling for you, EVERYDAY! Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437297
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CANCER can be beat. We are all pulling for you, EVERYDAY! Get well soon.

Get Well Breast Reduction - Funny

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Inside Text: Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489816
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Finally we can consider the idea of trampolining together. Get well soon!

Surgery - Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387293
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Glad everything went OK. Thought you'd enjoy a laugh! Get well soon!

Boobs Reduced - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382220
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Now men might finally stop staring at them, and perhaps will finally start staring at your butt. Double half Congratulations!

Sex Change Surgery - Funny

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Inside Text: Sex change Gender reassignment Ambiguous sexuality It's still you right? That's all that matters! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489830
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Sex change Gender reassignment Ambiguous sexuality It's still you right? That's all that matters! Congratulations!

Knee Surgery Get Well - Obamacare

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Inside Text: Glad you got the knee surgery done before it's too late! Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 508014
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Glad you got the knee surgery done before it's too late! Get well soon!

Hysterectomy Surgery Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Almost like a new person! Glad the Hysterectomy went well! Congratulations!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565992
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Almost like a new person! Glad the Hysterectomy went well! Congratulations!!

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Gender Reassignment Sex Change - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Sex parts? Let me just say that if the parts fit the engine, then simply enjoy the new road ahead. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 562728
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Sex parts? Let me just say that if the parts fit the engine, then simply enjoy the new road ahead. Congratulations!

Get Well - Back Surgery - Retro

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Inside Text: Or do you just like getting out of all the chores around the house? Anyhow, good luck and Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437294
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Or do you just like getting out of all the chores around the house? Anyhow, good luck and Get well soon.

Related Searches: Back Surgery