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Retirement Wishes Congratulations - Retro

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Inside Text: Long enough! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 432575

Long enough! Congratulations on your retirement!

Employee Anniversary

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Inside Text: We can't tell you how important you have been to the organization. Thank you for all your years of service.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 246199

We can't tell you how important you have been to the organization. Thank you for all your years of service.

Nurse Nursing Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: So what are you going to miss the most? The smells? The politics? The fabulous hours? or all the free medical supplies you've taken home? (kidding) Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565977

So what are you going to miss the most? The smells? The politics? The fabulous hours? or all the free medical supplies you've taken home? (kidding) Congratulations, and good luck!!

Farewell - Funny

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Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 252670

Doctor Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489863

Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Retirement Party - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Please come! Date: Time: Place: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362480

Please come! Date: Time: Place: Other:

Employee Appreciation

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Inside Text: We are proud to have you involved with the organization! Thank you, and congratulations.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 246225

We are proud to have you involved with the organization! Thank you, and congratulations.

Retirement Plans retirement wishes

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Inside Text: Best wishes in your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207473

Best wishes in your Retirement!

Dentist Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I'd give you a big smile but I'm not exactly thrilled with this!! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565958

I'd give you a big smile but I'm not exactly thrilled with this!! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Priest Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Has the big guy upstairs approved this? (and I'm not referring to the Pope) He must have other plans for you then! Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566032

Has the big guy upstairs approved this? (and I'm not referring to the Pope) He must have other plans for you then! Congratulations, and good luck!

Custom Congratulations Law Enforcement Police…

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Inside Text: The powdered sugar on the tip of your patrol stick proves you perfected the art. Congratulations on retiring from Law Enforcement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1020669

The powdered sugar on the tip of your patrol stick proves you perfected the art. Congratulations on retiring from Law Enforcement!

Military Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Can we now tell people you're "Out of service?" Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565270

Can we now tell people you're "Out of service?" Congratulations!

Retirement Wishes Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Big day! Congratulations on your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491933

Big day! Congratulations on your Retirement!

Sister Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489856

Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Doctor Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck Doc!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565961

I feel sick all of a sudden!! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck Doc!!

Husband Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489868

Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Happy Retirement Wishes- Funny

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Inside Text: With some effort, you might even enjoy it! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 224403

With some effort, you might even enjoy it! Congratulations!

Police Law Enforcement Retirement Congratulations …

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Inside Text: THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565971

THAT'S JUST CRIMINAL! Oh, well. You've worked hard. Congratulations, and good luck!!

Employee Appreciation

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Inside Text: We are proud to have you involved with the organization! Thank you, and congratulations.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 246221

We are proud to have you involved with the organization! Thank you, and congratulations.

Nurse Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489865

Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Retirement Announcement for her - Funny

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Inside Text: Guess who's retiring? ME!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491938

Guess who's retiring? ME!

Funny Retirement Wishes- Retro

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Inside Text: Let's hope the organization can survive without you! Enjoy your Retirement!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 436330

Let's hope the organization can survive without you! Enjoy your Retirement!

Friend Retirement Congratulations - Funny

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Inside Text: Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489853

Now you'll have more time to put off all the things you've put off! Congratulations!

Pastor Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Did the big man upstairs OK this request? Perhaps he has a new plan for you! Congratulations, and good luck!!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565978

Did the big man upstairs OK this request? Perhaps he has a new plan for you! Congratulations, and good luck!!

Senior Living Humor Checkers Make New Friends

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Inside Text: Ruth didn't know how to play checkers, and she refused to learn. Got to get creative in order to meet new people, right? Go for it!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396582

Ruth didn't know how to play checkers, and she refused to learn. Got to get creative in order to meet new people, right? Go for it!

Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565059

Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding! Congratulations!

Railroad Retirement Invitation for Him

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Inside Text: Please join us! Date: Time: Place: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1050465

Please join us! Date: Time: Place: Other:

Retirement Party Invitation - Funny

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Inside Text: Big day! ... come to the retirement party: Who: Date: Time: Place: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491934

Big day! ... come to the retirement party: Who: Date: Time: Place: Other:

Sister Retirement Congratulations - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Sis! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 565255

Or did you mess things up so badly that this was clearly the only possible way to get out of it? Kidding Sis! Congratulations!

Teacher Retirement Congratulations- FUNNY

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Inside Text: Did you run out of brainwash or something? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566055

Did you run out of brainwash or something? (kidding!) Congratulations, and good luck!