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70th Birthday for him with car - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493633
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You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

70th Last Chance Sex Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: We couldn't find any volunteers. Sorry. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 573105
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We couldn't find any volunteers. Sorry. Happy Birthday

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70th Birthday for him - humor

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Inside Text: Stop for a moment and enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491653
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Stop for a moment and enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!

70th Birthday for her - Retro

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Inside Text: Further back? Keep going? Yes, you do look younger from way back here! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 433293
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Further back? Keep going? Yes, you do look younger from way back here! Happy Birthday!

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70th Boob Droop Birthday

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Inside Text: Let's not even talk about your backside! Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 389292
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Let's not even talk about your backside! Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!

Dad Father 70th Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday Dad!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493699
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You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday Dad!

70th Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: On your Birthday, have Sex anyway you like it! (good choice too!) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 219815
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On your Birthday, have Sex anyway you like it! (good choice too!) Happy Birthday!

70TH Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: With grace and dignity. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 490694
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With grace and dignity. Happy Birthday

70th Happy Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Interestingly though, he'd somehow also end up having the cake completely to himself. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 381963
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Interestingly though, he'd somehow also end up having the cake completely to himself. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

70th twin brother birthday

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Inside Text: I still wouldn't trade these last 70 years, even if I could. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 431085
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I still wouldn't trade these last 70 years, even if I could. Happy Birthday!

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Sexy 70th Birthday Card - Funny

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Inside Text: I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 211133
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I gave him the night off.Happy Birthday!

70TH Birthday for Him

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Inside Text: ... because you're not going to out live her; she has made that VERY clear. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393268
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... because you're not going to out live her; she has made that VERY clear. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

70th Birthday Party - for him

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Inside Text: Date: Time: Place: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 367413
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Date: Time: Place: Other:

70th Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday and many more.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362466
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Happy Birthday and many more.

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70th Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: Well maybe not. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382825
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Well maybe not. Happy Birthday!

70th Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: I now tell people you've just gone "Retro." HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 384565
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I now tell people you've just gone "Retro." HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

70th Boob Droop Birthday Party Invitation

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Inside Text: Come celebrate with us! Date: Time: Place: RSVP please!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 389339
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Come celebrate with us! Date: Time: Place: RSVP please!

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70TH Birthday for Her

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Inside Text: I'm thinking perhaps you've been waiting for a Sale on something you've really really wanted. Other than that, I'm plum out of ideas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393317
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I'm thinking perhaps you've been waiting for a Sale on something you've really really wanted. Other than that, I'm plum out of ideas. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

70th Birthday Party - for her

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Inside Text: Date: Time: Place: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 367414
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Date: Time: Place: Other:

70th Birthday - Guy

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Inside Text: It's an honor to know you! Have a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 418518
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It's an honor to know you! Have a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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70th Grandfather Birthday Party Invitation - Funny

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Inside Text: Come take a closer look at him! Date: Time: Place: RSVP please!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 388529
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Come take a closer look at him! Date: Time: Place: RSVP please!

70th Grandmother Birthday Party invitation - Funny

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Inside Text: Come take a closer look at her! Date: Time: Place: RSVP please!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 388619
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Come take a closer look at her! Date: Time: Place: RSVP please!

70th Grandfather Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: Just kidding about you looking like her. More likely it is she looking more like you! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 388551
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Just kidding about you looking like her. More likely it is she looking more like you! Happy Birthday!

70th Grandmother Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: Just kidding about you looking like him. More likely it is he looking more like you! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 388586
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Just kidding about you looking like him. More likely it is he looking more like you! Happy Birthday!

70th Birthday - for Her

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Inside Text: It's an honor to know you! Have a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 418528
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It's an honor to know you! Have a wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!