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You Are Fucking Awesome Note to Self Birthday…

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Inside Text: P.S. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089982
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P.S. Happy Birthday!

She Put Out for Santa Retro Baker Dirty Christmas…

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Inside Text: But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090396
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But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.

Department Gives a Shit Office Humor Birthday…

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Inside Text: Hold everything and have a happy birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089962
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Hold everything and have a happy birthday!

'Peggy Is a Whore' with A Collection Of Mistletoe…

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Inside Text: ... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1543028
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... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers.

Blow Out Funny Retro Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Happy F*%#@ing Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089952
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Happy F*%#@ing Birthday.

Can You Top That Gay Too Funny Valentine's Day…

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Inside Text: Boys will be boys. Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090706
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Boys will be boys. Happy Valentine's Day

To Do List Adult Humor Vintage Valentines Day Card

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Inside Text: It's Valentine's Day. Let's do it.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090730
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It's Valentine's Day. Let's do it.

Fruit Cake Dungeon Humor Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Merry Fucking Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090222
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Merry Fucking Christmas.

Somebody Shoot Me Retro Holiday Dinner Adult Humor…

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Inside Text: Tis the Season!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090214
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Tis the Season!

Hard Please Adult Sex Humor Valentine's Card

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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day! (Now that wasn't so hard, was it?)
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090710
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Happy Valentine's Day! (Now that wasn't so hard, was it?)

Badass Retro Bitch Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday from one bitch to another.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090040
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Happy Birthday from one bitch to another.

Gave Up Drunken One Night Stands Bullshit Birthday…

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Inside Text: Have a happy birthday. Don't stand for anything less.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089966
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Have a happy birthday. Don't stand for anything less.

Apologize Bitch - Funny

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Inside Text: I've been one and would like to apologize.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 490739
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I've been one and would like to apologize.

Ssh Hash in Fruitcake Adult Humor Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Put some Happy in your Holiday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090218
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Put some Happy in your Holiday.

Vintage Mom Doesn't Care the Finger Funny Mothers'…

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Inside Text: It's Mother's Day...do you care? Happy Mother's Day
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090618
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It's Mother's Day...do you care? Happy Mother's Day

Used To Care Take a Pill for That Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Wishing you a carefree birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089960
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Wishing you a carefree birthday!

Masturbation Humor

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Inside Text: Most guys have more than one hobby. Branch out a bit would ya. Life is short.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 442352
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Most guys have more than one hobby. Branch out a bit would ya. Life is short.

Spank Evil Naughty Sailer Girl Adult Humor…

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Inside Text: Now spank my evil butt. Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090704
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Now spank my evil butt. Happy Valentine's Day.

F'ing Ho Humorous Card Showing a Vintage Retro…

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Inside Text: Merry F*ing Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1543876
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Merry F*ing Christmas

Masturbation Birthday

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Inside Text: Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 442349
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Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Happy Birthday

Seasoned Bitch Birthday - Funny - Retro

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Inside Text: I have so much to learn. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 487397
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I have so much to learn. Happy Birthday!

Humorous Adult Birthday Card So HAppy I Wish I…

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Inside Text: ... I wish I could shit confetti!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1612362
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... I wish I could shit confetti!

Matron of Honor Test - Sister - Retro

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Inside Text: I figured you might agree to a few of these anyway. Will you be my Matron of Honor?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 766621
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I figured you might agree to a few of these anyway. Will you be my Matron of Honor?

Seasoned Bitch - Funny - Retro

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Inside Text: I have so much to learn.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 487394
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I have so much to learn.

Divorce, she's a bitch - Funny

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Inside Text: She's a bitch. Congratulations.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489772
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She's a bitch. Congratulations.

Maid of Honor Test - Best Friend - Retro

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Inside Text: I figured you might agree to a few of these anyway. Will you be my Maid of Honor?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 766615
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I figured you might agree to a few of these anyway. Will you be my Maid of Honor?

July 4th Sexy Santa - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Either open the curtains wider or invite them in. Have a Happy July 4th!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 816415
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Either open the curtains wider or invite them in. Have a Happy July 4th!

Matron of Honor Test - Best Friend - Retro

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Inside Text: I figured you might agree to a few of these anyway. Will you be my Matron of Honor?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 766617
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I figured you might agree to a few of these anyway. Will you be my Matron of Honor?

Seasoned Bitch Birthday for Friend - Funny - Retro

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Inside Text: I have so much to learn. Happy Birthday, dear Friend!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 487398
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I have so much to learn. Happy Birthday, dear Friend!

AntiValentine Bitch - Retro

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Inside Text: Just practicing my Anti-Valentine's Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 536609
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Just practicing my Anti-Valentine's Day routine. Thank you for your cooperation.