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Hemorrhoid Surgery Poem

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Inside Text: Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 508460
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Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.

Under The Weather, Get Well Humor

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Inside Text: Hope You Are Back To Your Old Self Soon! Get Well. (p.s. When you feel better, I'll take you out for a martini to celebrate.)
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 626745
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Hope You Are Back To Your Old Self Soon! Get Well. (p.s. When you feel better, I'll take you out for a martini to celebrate.)

Thumbody Sick?

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Inside Text: Hope That Thumbody Feels Better Soon.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 466695
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Hope That Thumbody Feels Better Soon.

Get Well Scary Bug

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Inside Text: Hope You're Buzzing Around Again Real Soon. Get Well.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 584809
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Hope You're Buzzing Around Again Real Soon. Get Well.