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4th of July Already

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Inside Text: Did you start your Christmas shopping? Enjoy the Fourth, first.
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 827955
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Did you start your Christmas shopping? Enjoy the Fourth, first.

4th of July Already

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Inside Text: Did you start your Festivus shopping? Enjoy the Fourth, first.
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 827956
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Did you start your Festivus shopping? Enjoy the Fourth, first.

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Motorcycles

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Inside Text: "... fast and Asian!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831953
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"... fast and Asian!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

A Place for Everything and Everything In Its Place

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Inside Text: Husband, as soon as I have you in your place, tied to the bed, I will make sure you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 830032
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Husband, as soon as I have you in your place, tied to the bed, I will make sure you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Good Marriage Never Ends in Divorce

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Inside Text: ... divorce. You have to admit, it wasn't a good marriage. I'm here for you.
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 864723
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... divorce. You have to admit, it wasn't a good marriage. I'm here for you.

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Car Suspension

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Inside Text: "... tight and hard!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831957
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"... tight and hard!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Whiskey

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Inside Text: "... young and Irish!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831958
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"... young and Irish!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

Tempus Fugit Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: Translated from Latin "Time Flies" Happy Birthday Friend, stop doing that insignificant crap, you're getting older by the second.
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 829146
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Translated from Latin "Time Flies" Happy Birthday Friend, stop doing that insignificant crap, you're getting older by the second.

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Cars

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Inside Text: "... well engineered and German!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831951
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"... well engineered and German!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Sports Car

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Inside Text: "... flashy and Italian!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831954
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"... flashy and Italian!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Wine

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Inside Text: "... young and French!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831960
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"... young and French!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

Treat Your Woman the Way You Treat Your Car

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Inside Text: "... shine her on Saturday and take her for a long drive on Sunday!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831962
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"... shine her on Saturday and take her for a long drive on Sunday!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Suits

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Inside Text: "... stylish and Italian!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831956
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"... stylish and Italian!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

Happy Birthday Best Years of Your Life

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Inside Text: ... are the best years of your life. Stop complaining and start enjoying life as it comes at you." Celebrate Life Have a Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 836203
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... are the best years of your life. Stop complaining and start enjoying life as it comes at you." Celebrate Life Have a Happy Birthday!

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Motorcycles

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Inside Text: "... loud and American!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831955
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"... loud and American!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Dinner

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Inside Text: "... hot and ready when I get home from work" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 833533
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"... hot and ready when I get home from work" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

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Inside Text: Just a bit of friendly advise, Put down that wrench and enjoy the afternoon
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 828511
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Just a bit of friendly advise, Put down that wrench and enjoy the afternoon

I like my women the Way I Like My Coffee

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your engagement! Strong black coffee may be what you need right now.
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 829152
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Congratulations on your engagement! Strong black coffee may be what you need right now.

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Beer

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Inside Text: "... robust and German!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831949
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"... robust and German!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT

I Like My Women the Way I Like My Ale

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Inside Text: "... pale and English!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT
Artist: © Damyon T. Verbo
Product Id: 831950
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"... pale and English!" CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT