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New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214

Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

Shoulder Surgery Funny Get Well Pug Dog in…

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Inside Text: Here's hoping you recover quickly and are out running with the pack soon!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt©
Product Id: 1731580

Here's hoping you recover quickly and are out running with the pack soon!

Gallbladder Surgery Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 566018

Maybe you should get other things removed! Congratulations on the successful surgery! Get Well soon!

Fun Boob Job/Breast Implants Congratulations

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Inside Text: Nice boobs! You look fabulous.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1396464

Nice boobs! You look fabulous.

Speedy Recovery from Shoulder Surgery Cartoon Cats…

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Inside Text: We all hope you are good as new very soon!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Product Id: 1400698

We all hope you are good as new very soon!

Funny Get Better from Shoulder Surgery, You're…

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1434000

Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Get Well - Gall Bladder - Retro

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Inside Text: You might just be ovulating, perhaps. Either way, Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437260

You might just be ovulating, perhaps. Either way, Get well soon.

BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013

Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Funny Get Better from Gallbladder Surgery, You're…

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1433904

Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Congratulations on Surviving Your Root Canal

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Inside Text: Did it hurt less than flossing?
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 56079

Did it hurt less than flossing?

CANCER - Didn't Stand a Chance

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Inside Text: Congratulations on winning the battle! You came well equipped and your battle plan is working! Wishing you the best going forward!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406208

Congratulations on winning the battle! You came well equipped and your battle plan is working! Wishing you the best going forward!

Congratulations on Your Post Op BM-Hospital Gown…

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Inside Text: THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Product Id: 949272

THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!

Congratulations Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489821

Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!

Congratulations on Your Post Op BM-Hospital Gown…

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Inside Text: THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Product Id: 949273

THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!

Break In Period A Funny Shoulder Replacement Poem

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Inside Text: Wishing you the best with your new shoulder
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Product Id: 1835120

Wishing you the best with your new shoulder