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Funny Vintage 1920's Older Sister Birthday Card

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Inside Text: I'm still younger than you! Happy Birthday, dear old sister.
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 935774

I'm still younger than you! Happy Birthday, dear old sister.

How People View You - Funny Birthday Card for Him

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Inside Text: Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1076056

Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man!

Funny 4 out of 5 Docks Agree Birthday Card

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Inside Text: ... don't succumb to pier pressure, do whatever floats your boat. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1383828

... don't succumb to pier pressure, do whatever floats your boat. Happy Birthday!

Sexy Lady Holding Up A Suggestive Sign For Male's…

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Inside Text: It means you're still alive. Congratulations!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1383814

It means you're still alive. Congratulations!

Just Like Mom-Funny Birthday Card for Sister-Shoot…

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Inside Text: Shoot! I hope your birthday is a blast!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1067737

Shoot! I hope your birthday is a blast!

Funny WTF? Seagull Happy Bird-Day! Birthday

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Inside Text: Why The Face? It's only a number. A very high number, but still just a number. Happy Bird-Day!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1383740

Why The Face? It's only a number. A very high number, but still just a number. Happy Bird-Day!

Shoot Me If I Get That Old Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 949595

Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!

Golden Retriever Singing Happy Birthday and…

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Inside Text: I'm sure you'll celebrate accordion-ly!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 981237

I'm sure you'll celebrate accordion-ly!

Funny Vintage 50's Too Bright Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Blow out those candles already. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 904636

Blow out those candles already. Happy Birthday!

Funny Getting Old is the Pits (Pitbull) Birthday…

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Inside Text: Try getting neutered. Go nuts on your birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 925034

Try getting neutered. Go nuts on your birthday!

20-Year Old Trapped in Old Body Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Maybe that's why we have acid reflux? Try not to think about it and have a happy birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1386694

Maybe that's why we have acid reflux? Try not to think about it and have a happy birthday!

Funny Smooch from Pooch Golden Retriever Birthday…

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Inside Text: I haven't licked my butt in at least 3 hours. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 980583

I haven't licked my butt in at least 3 hours. Happy Birthday!

Little Old Lady Birthday Card

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Inside Text: ... no need to fret, you're not there yet! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 949593

... no need to fret, you're not there yet! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday In Wine Corks for the Wine Lover

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Inside Text: I had to drink a lot of wine to make your card, but you are so worth it. Cheers!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1257678

I had to drink a lot of wine to make your card, but you are so worth it. Cheers!

Adult Birthday For Him, Funny Golden Retriever…

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Inside Text: Quit playing with your balls. Let's party!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 905719

Quit playing with your balls. Let's party!

Funny Laughing Golden Retriever Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Welcome to the *Golden Years*! You'll love it!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 980639

Welcome to the *Golden Years*! You'll love it!

Nun Exorcise Burn Calories Funny Religious…

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Inside Text: Calories be damned! Have yourself big piece of cake. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1297048

Calories be damned! Have yourself big piece of cake. Happy Birthday!

Funny-Over-The-Hill-Customizeable-Photo-Birthday…

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Inside Text: ... and over the hill you go! Hope your birthday is a walk in the park.
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 913955

... and over the hill you go! Hope your birthday is a walk in the park.

Vintage 1950's Cop Writing Birthday Ticket

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Inside Text: You have the right to remain happy. Anything you say or do on your birthday CANNOT be used against you. Cheers and party on!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1123688

You have the right to remain happy. Anything you say or do on your birthday CANNOT be used against you. Cheers and party on!

Just Shoot Me Funny Birthday Card for Her

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Inside Text: Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1067681

Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!

Funny Drew Line At Clothing The Naked Birthday…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1285630

Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.

Funny/Sweet Space Teen Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Heaven only knows. We're just glad you're part of our universe. Have a stellar birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1004869

Heaven only knows. We're just glad you're part of our universe. Have a stellar birthday!

Funny Adult Birthday, Golden Retriever with 3…

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Inside Text: I'll let you play with my balls. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 905720

I'll let you play with my balls. Happy Birthday!

Just Shoot Me Funny Birthday Card for Blonde Woman

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Inside Text: Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1067673

Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!

Marie Antoinette Let Them Eat Cake Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Wow, great idea. She sure had a good head on her shoulders (while it lasted). Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1297038

Wow, great idea. She sure had a good head on her shoulders (while it lasted). Happy Birthday!

Vintage 1950s Cop Issuing A Ticket For Age…

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Inside Text: Like when your age exceeds your speed. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1385818

Like when your age exceeds your speed. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Warning for Mature Men

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Inside Text: Wait. Never mind! There's no such thing as a mature male. Just older ones. Wishing you a rootin'-tootin, boobie-licious burpday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1074390

Wait. Never mind! There's no such thing as a mature male. Just older ones. Wishing you a rootin'-tootin, boobie-licious burpday!

Second Wind Gas Blew Away Field Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: You've always had what it takes to succeed inside you. Happy Birthday, champ!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1281544

You've always had what it takes to succeed inside you. Happy Birthday, champ!

Stair Climber Man Carrying Woman Upstairs Funny…

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Inside Text: Hope all your birthday wishes come true.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1324730

Hope all your birthday wishes come true.

Some Green for a Teen Money Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Made you take your eyes off your phone! While I still have you . . . Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Product Id: 1018459

Made you take your eyes off your phone! While I still have you . . . Happy Birthday!