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Wrinkles Poem Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Feel Them Flutter In The Wind. Peeing Every Time You Sneeze, Climbing Stairs Can Make You Wheeze. Graying Hair Becoming Thin, Can't Remember Where You've Been. Happiest Birthday Wishes. Enjoy Your Body's Many Surprises.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 844835

Feel Them Flutter In The Wind. Peeing Every Time You Sneeze, Climbing Stairs Can Make You Wheeze. Graying Hair Becoming Thin, Can't Remember Where You've Been. Happiest Birthday Wishes. Enjoy Your Body's Many Surprises.

Happy Anniversary to the couple who have it…

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Inside Text: Happy Anniversary to the couple who have it figured out!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Product Id: 1277566

Happy Anniversary to the couple who have it figured out!

Nurses Are Superheroes Too

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Inside Text: Faster Than A Running I.V. More Powerful Than A Barium Enema. Able To Provide Comfort With A Single Word Or Touch. Not All Superheroes Wear A Cape. Happy Nurses Day To A Real Hero.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 513473

Faster Than A Running I.V. More Powerful Than A Barium Enema. Able To Provide Comfort With A Single Word Or Touch. Not All Superheroes Wear A Cape. Happy Nurses Day To A Real Hero.

Hoping your birthday is full of fun surprises

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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is full of surprises (but only the fun kind!). Happy Birthday!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Product Id: 1280438

Hope your birthday is full of surprises (but only the fun kind!). Happy Birthday!

Spring Chicken 60th Birthday

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Inside Text: If Anyone Says That You're "NO SPRING CHICKEN" Just Fluff Up Your Feathers And Tell Them "CLUCK YOU".
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 579004

If Anyone Says That You're "NO SPRING CHICKEN" Just Fluff Up Your Feathers And Tell Them "CLUCK YOU".

Bright and Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: Wow! All Those Candles Sure Are Dazzling! Wishing You A Bright And Happy Birthday
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 814393

Wow! All Those Candles Sure Are Dazzling! Wishing You A Bright And Happy Birthday

Big Eared Cat Happy Easter

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Inside Text: After Many Years Of Soul Searching, Mollie Finally Found Her True Calling As The Back-Up Easter Bunny At The Mall.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 492729

After Many Years Of Soul Searching, Mollie Finally Found Her True Calling As The Back-Up Easter Bunny At The Mall.

Santa Cat In Hat Naughty or Nice Christmas

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Inside Text: Have You Been Naughty Or Nice This Year? Happy Holidays To You, Whichever List You Find Yourself On.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 1014223

Have You Been Naughty Or Nice This Year? Happy Holidays To You, Whichever List You Find Yourself On.

Crawling through desert on knees thank you for…

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Inside Text: Thanks for being there when I 'kneeded' you!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Product Id: 1279694

Thanks for being there when I 'kneeded' you!

Humorous nursing graduation card

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Inside Text: Education can be painful, but you finally did it! Congratulations on graduating from Nursing School!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Product Id: 1283618

Education can be painful, but you finally did it! Congratulations on graduating from Nursing School!

You Can Pick Your Friends/Nose Birthday

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Inside Text: I Pick YOU To Have The Happiest Of Birthdays! (Hope Your Day Is Good As Gold.)
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 579446

I Pick YOU To Have The Happiest Of Birthdays! (Hope Your Day Is Good As Gold.)

Remembrance Death Anniversary Loss of Husband Red…

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Inside Text: Thinking about you today and hoping that remembering the beautiful memories you shared will help to comfort you and brighten your day.
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 1227708

Thinking about you today and hoping that remembering the beautiful memories you shared will help to comfort you and brighten your day.

Spring Chicken 50th Birthday

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Inside Text: If Anyone Says That You're "NO SPRING CHICKEN" Just Fluff Up Your Feathers And Tell Them "CLUCK YOU".
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 579003

If Anyone Says That You're "NO SPRING CHICKEN" Just Fluff Up Your Feathers And Tell Them "CLUCK YOU".

Halloween Birthday

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Inside Text: Moans, Groans, And Creaking Bones. Don't Be Frightened. It's Just YOU Getting Older! Happy Halloween Birthday.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 518512

Moans, Groans, And Creaking Bones. Don't Be Frightened. It's Just YOU Getting Older! Happy Halloween Birthday.

Happy Retirement, you daredevil

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Inside Text: Congratulations! Hope you have a devilishly fun retirement!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Product Id: 1277596

Congratulations! Hope you have a devilishly fun retirement!

Leapin' Lizards Chameleon Leap Year Anniversary

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Inside Text: Though The Date Happens Just Every Four Years, My Love For You Grows Every Day. Happy Anniversary.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 1417754

Though The Date Happens Just Every Four Years, My Love For You Grows Every Day. Happy Anniversary.

Anniversary 50th Custom Names Champagne Toast and…

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Inside Text: Congratulations to a wonderful couple. Fifty years of sharing your lives, the good and bad, the happy and sad. May the coming years bring you only joy and happiness. Cheers!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 1219966

Congratulations to a wonderful couple. Fifty years of sharing your lives, the good and bad, the happy and sad. May the coming years bring you only joy and happiness. Cheers!

Chalkboard Watercolor Roses Hysterectomy Humorous…

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Inside Text: Sorry To Hear Of Your Uterus: To Save It, The Doctor Thinks, Ludicrous. Days Of P.M.S. Are Done, No More Periods To Come, Say Good Riddance And Give It The Booterus! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 1405102

Sorry To Hear Of Your Uterus: To Save It, The Doctor Thinks, Ludicrous. Days Of P.M.S. Are Done, No More Periods To Come, Say Good Riddance And Give It The Booterus! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.

Spring Chicken 40th Birthday

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Inside Text: If Anyone Says That You're "NO SPRING CHICKEN" Just Fluff Up Your Feathers And Tell Them "CLUCK YOU".
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 578999

If Anyone Says That You're "NO SPRING CHICKEN" Just Fluff Up Your Feathers And Tell Them "CLUCK YOU".

Granddaughter St Patrick's Day It's Raining…

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Inside Text: Where ever you go, and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish, be there with you! Happy St. Patrick's Day to a wonderful Granddaughter!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 756927

Where ever you go, and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish, be there with you! Happy St. Patrick's Day to a wonderful Granddaughter!

Bulldog Happy Birthday

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Inside Text: And That's No Bull(dog)!
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 379052

And That's No Bull(dog)!

Anniversary Lesbian custom name Bubbly Champagne…

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Inside Text: May your day be happy and filled with good cheer, and your love grow stronger with each passing year. Happy Anniversary, to two wonderful women!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 1220364

May your day be happy and filled with good cheer, and your love grow stronger with each passing year. Happy Anniversary, to two wonderful women!

50th Birthday Colonoscopy Humor

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Inside Text: You Are! And So's Your Colon! Happiest Birthday Wishes.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 1311740

You Are! And So's Your Colon! Happiest Birthday Wishes.

Hemorrhoid Surgery Poem

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Inside Text: Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 508460

Even though it may take weeks To heal the wound between your cheeks, I provide this rule of thumb To nurse your recuperating bum: Though it's been said, it bears repeating, Nothing but canned soup for eating. Vegetable & chicken noodle To soother your battered, aching poodle. Exercise is out of the question! Beware of any such suggestion. No unicycles, horseback riding, Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting. Heed my advice and don't be foolish. The results may be so very ghoulish. Another hemorrhoid may astonish And your doctor shall admonish. To avoid a thrombose so abrupt, Keep your cool and Bottoms Up! Wishing You Comfort And A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.

You Got Your Braces Off

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Inside Text: With Your Stunning Good Looks, Your Sparkling Personality, And Your Beautiful New Smile, The World Is Yours. Go Get 'Em, Tiger. Grrrrrr.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 514984

With Your Stunning Good Looks, Your Sparkling Personality, And Your Beautiful New Smile, The World Is Yours. Go Get 'Em, Tiger. Grrrrrr.

Remembrance Death Anniversary for Son Beautiful…

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Inside Text: Thinking about you, and hoping that remembering the beautiful memories you shared, will help to comfort you and brighten your day.
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 1227662

Thinking about you, and hoping that remembering the beautiful memories you shared, will help to comfort you and brighten your day.

Pig Humor Riddles Get Well

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Inside Text: The Riddles: 1. What Do You Call A Pig With Laryngitis? 2. What Do You Call A Pig With A Rash? 3. How Do You Get Your Sick Pig To The Hospital? 4. What Kind Of Medicine Did The Sick Pig Need? 5. What Do You Call A Sunburned Pig? So, Slap A Little Oinkment On That Disgruntled, Sunburned Pig's Rash. If All Else Fails, Call The Hambulance. Hope You Are Feeling Better Soon.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 1408390

The Riddles: 1. What Do You Call A Pig With Laryngitis? 2. What Do You Call A Pig With A Rash? 3. How Do You Get Your Sick Pig To The Hospital? 4. What Kind Of Medicine Did The Sick Pig Need? 5. What Do You Call A Sunburned Pig? So, Slap A Little Oinkment On That Disgruntled, Sunburned Pig's Rash. If All Else Fails, Call The Hambulance. Hope You Are Feeling Better Soon.

I Mustache You A Question Dog With a Mustache…

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Inside Text: Can We Eat Your Birthday Cake Now Or Are You Shaving It For Later?
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 1050249

Can We Eat Your Birthday Cake Now Or Are You Shaving It For Later?

Custom Wedding Anniversary Wine Bottle Colourful…

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Inside Text: Congratulations and best wishes for many more happy years together. CHEERS!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 1123018

Congratulations and best wishes for many more happy years together. CHEERS!

Hysterectomy Get Well Poem

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Inside Text: Sorry To Hear Of Your Uterus, To Save It, The Doctor Thinks, Ludicrous. Days Of P.M.S. Are Done, No More Periods To Come, Say Good Riddance And Give It The Booterus! Wishing You Comfort & A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Product Id: 506899

Sorry To Hear Of Your Uterus, To Save It, The Doctor Thinks, Ludicrous. Days Of P.M.S. Are Done, No More Periods To Come, Say Good Riddance And Give It The Booterus! Wishing You Comfort & A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.